ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

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Trul̘̱̪ͪ̆̚y̫̦ ̠͌a ̻̩̦̈̔̆w͓̲̋̊on̻̄d̪̳̭er̼̥̙f͔̺̮ͤ͑́u͔̤̠̍̏̄l, ̭͕̟ͥ̆ͤa͉̖͓͐̓͂w̗̭̒͗f̳̱u̜l̲̑ iḏ̂e̫̬̮ͪ͐̚a͓͋!͍͌ͦͅ

DEMONIC MASTER RNG, pͯ̈a̮̥̘ͨͤ͌ral͙͖̪ͣ͑̀yz̪͖̹ï͖n̆̋g̱̳̜͂ͬ̒ hi̳s ͩ̓̓v͙ic̘̦tim̮͕͈̏ͩͪs ̙͇̿̚wͨ̉i̭th̭͎̅͗ fͩe̳̣ͯ̐a͕̪ͥͯr͙̹̯, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

NOBLEJANOBII as Meͬ̔ga Mawile an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SLICKSLACK as Espeͬ̔on to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Noblejanobii @SlickSlack

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three mo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅre stages of Pokémon͎̯ͩ͒ to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twiceͬ̔ for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are remo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅved until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again͎̯ͩ͒.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would geneͬ̔rate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), yo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅu have a 33% chan͎̯ͩ͒ce of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

SLICKSLACK
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheͬ̔el option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as yo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅu like! No Wheelie items n͎̯ͩ͒eeded for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The H̞̪ͪͣO̗̗Wͭ̒L̲͉I̜̫͊ͫN͍͊G C̥͔̝̐ͤ̚OI̜̥ͩ̑Ñ̎ ̼͇̰͗ͪ͛O̜͍͈F̰͔ͬͧ ͙͙ͨ̒IN͑ͯF̪EṞ̙͙NAL̗͓̆̿ M͓͛A̗̭S̯̙̖ͯ̈̂S̟̅A̰͆Ć̩R͇̻͇̈́̿͒E̦̯̙S has declare̻̅͞d NOBLEJANOBII strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

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TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII beͬ̔gins the anarchy with Fling! IŤͪ ̖̌IMM̪ͪED̹̟͒ͩI̟̹AṰͩÈ͚LY̪͕̗̏ͮ͋ ̜̘͚̾ͬ̈S̝̆LAͣU͚̼͕G̦H͇̠̠ͧͮ̐T͚͑EṚ̬̭̂͐ͨS̳̖ ṠL̲͉̼̉̇͊ICK̓̓SLACK ͖̃I̪N͔͉͗̂T̘̣̭͆̈̌O ̪̣ͧ̀A̯ͭ M̈͑O̻̳͓R͖̤B̩̔ID ͎̣P̰̲͓̃̌ͬI̝̤̩ͮ̾ͯL̪͍̽̓E O͚ͅF MÅ̭̳ͦC͈͉ͅAB̝͎͇ͫ̉ͭR̹̬E̔ ͒͒B̓ͬÔͩDͮ̾̉Y ̠͈ͮ̄́ͅP͂Ả͉͖͍̓̅R͚͑T̞̳̉͌S! (3/3)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (18/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Ho͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅt damn, you didn’t eͬ̔ven give her a chance to take a breͬ̔ath! N͔̲̟̈́́͛o ͓ͫhe͍̝̖s͛̐ͣi̩͚t͂̈a͉̯̝̽͆͊t̋̑̽ion̹͒,̦̯̞̏̔̈́ n̖ͬo ̗̬͉͗̊̚m͕͍̥ͮ͊͐e̘̔rc̜̠̠ỳ̬̻̥͆̍!̦̬̿ͬ I͚̙̯ ̿̿̿lì̼͇̐ḳ̮́͛e í̪͕̑t!

You geͬ̔t your 1 EXP and your dark decisio͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅn of…

• Dȅͫvolve Slick into͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅ a miseͬ̔rable an͎̯ͩ͒d helpless Eevee!
• Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
• Or use a Someon͎̯ͩ͒e Else’s Wheelie to throw Slick’s mutilated carcass into a Wheel of your choice!

Enjoy un͎̯ͩ͒leashing yo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅur punishmeͬ̔nt!

Also, do̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅ you draw fro͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅm the Deck of Man͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘y Zings… or do you han͎̯ͩ͒d it to SlickSlack to suffe̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅr with?

Savo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅr the sadism!