Part 8: Day in My Life
PLOT: It's Yandils diary journal on a particularly infuriating day for him.



Tucked away in the residence lay a small, leather covered book. Protected by a small code, and almost impossible to look into. Yet somebody had gotten their paws on said code, and wasn't hesitating to see what secrets it held. So with a swish of a tail, this mysterious Pokémon entered the code into the leather lock and watched it slide open with a satisfying sound. And now all these secrets were theirs... to read.

'Okay, my life sucks. AKA, hey journal.
So apparently it's this dumb 'Recreate your Fate' thing today and I know dang well I'm NOT doing it. I heard its to show Utopians that weren't from where WE were from how and who we killed. Just WITHOUT killing them. What's up with that?! And besides, I was freaking Overkill and I am not wasting any potatoes and ketchup trying to recreate Cashi. And I understand, Abyss is dead and nothing can go wrong but... how would you go around this?

I can picture simple ones like Shadefetch, just make a Pokémon shaped topiary and chop it's head off. There's also Ignos, just draw 'torture' marks on with a marker and then put a mask on them. How about me? How can Overkill be Overkill without being itself! Exactly, you can't. There's more impossible ones as well, like Netherfall and Philter. You can't take away somebody's brain, yet alone drill a seed into somebody's head and make them bleed and die.

There's more neutral ones, though. Take NTH and Karrasin. Just get yourself a wooden statue of who they killed, and blam. One recreated victim. Embalm? Paint a 'mon gray. Oblivion? Dye some water black. Epsilon? Actually, you can't do Epsilon as that's just melting folk into goo. Low brow, even for me. Not even joking here.'


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'Okay, it's now two hours after I wrote that part and I'm watching this all go down through a window. Nothing's too wild so far, seen Repose recreated by tangling someone in bandages. I'll just make a list of dumb or illogical stuff I see.

- Roulx by tossing paint over others?? what? That's not even how he killed.
- Astralnox's is like one of those couple personality test games. Blech.
- I know I said this'll be dumb but my gosh Obsess is cool. They making themed Pokémon meals down there, and from what I kinda see they're making Fomantis noodles.
- Dare you to guess what Labyrinth's one is.
- One of those dumb squawkers got one, no idea what her name was but it was ravioli art.

That's all I saw, I guess. Happy I didn't get involved in this, and I guess I'll see you tomorrow or later if stuff props up.'

Each page after that was empty, much to the password holder's mild disappointment. So gently closing the book, they walked out of the room. It took about ten minutes for the reader to realise a bit of that diary entry was about her.

"Ohh... ravioli art! That was me!"

Oh, Kookie. Still a massive idiot. Don't worry, I think she's grown out of pouring sugar in her eyes, though. O-Oh wait, nevermind. She just... she just did it again. To look on the brighter side, I think it was strawberry sugar!

Finish

UPCOMING STORIES:
Spoiler:
Four Buffoons in a Room: Four of the season Four Stalkers are playing the Pokémon equivalent to Wii Party! Place your bets on who gets obliterated!
Duraladisaster: UNITE sucks after the Duraludon update, but Daxu's trying his best to keep everyone happy while the bugs fix.
Detective Pikablu: Tailea's on a quest to uncover a food thief in this short mini saga.
Three Idiots Go to The Store for Salsa: You've all been waiting for it! It's FINALLY time to go buy that salsa!
Pretzones: Hattika has a new argument to break up. And this time, it's about pretzels and calzones.
Rewrite an Existing Story: An oddly familiar Snivy arrives with a very interesting idea. One that only she understands, though.
Uberly Unexpected: A Squawker suddenly has her powers back! And in this two part special, will the Plushipocalypse have any survivors? Probably.
Decorating a Strawberry Smoothie: Yurtag and Vendy decide to perform a simple bonding exercise. It goes... surprisingly well!