((I've only seen one shiny in the wild (not counting the shiny Gyarados), and I've got like 20+ Pokemon with Pokerus. Very crazy indeed. o3o))

Huh, well that's weird. Wait 'till I tell Tailgate- OHHH SLAG, I FORGOT ABOUT TAILGATE!! ARE YOU SURE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN A TINY HUMAN BABY AROUND HERE?!