This Is Not The Humor Thread (Seriously, It Is Not)

[Voltaire Magneton]

Just kidding (woo first joke!)

Got any joke? You found it on the internet? Or maybe your originals? Then, post it here!

(I'll be posting some funny jokes here, so stay tuned!)

[Homura]

You lie, this is a humour thread. :3

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound? YES BECAUSE I CAN.

[Voltaire Magneton]

Here's one!

Random Person: Five members of a British boy band got hit with a single bullet!

Me: It looks like the bullet went in......................... ONE DIRECTION!!!

(yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh!)

[Shiny Totodile]

What do you get when you cross Las Vegas with the desert?

Spoiler:

Lost Vegas!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Let's revive this!

Last year, I joined a group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

[Suicune's Fire]

XD Brilliant. Oh. I have to think of one now... Well ages ago I made up a pokemon joke that I thought was clever and hilarious;

Why did the gardevoir stop using her hair straightener?

...Because she wanted her hairdo to be kirlia! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


~SF.

[ShadowJay]

Let's revive this!

Last year, I joined a group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

Well I joined a group for procrastinators. We're planning on meeting ... Later.

[Shiny Totodile]

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!