Weirdest quote you've ever heard

[The-Hydra]

Title says it all. It doesn't matter if it was from a famous person or just a friend, what's the weirdest one you've ever heard? My family says a lotta weird stuff, but the best was something my friend once said. He kept drawing mustaches on my doodles and I said, "Hey, you better not do that again. I'm watching you." then I did the corresponding hand movement thingy. Then he replied, and I wish I was making this up, "Well then get your girl-shoving shoes on, because you're in a line full of fanatic females." To this day I wonder what those shoes look like and where I could buy some.

[Dragon Master Mike]

"Hurry! We have to get away from the tigers from under the sink!"

-Cleverbot

[Song 7]

"'Always be wary of people who use quotes.' I don't know who said that." - Murdoc Niccals

[Voltaire Magneton]

"No." -Rosa Parks

[Shiny Totodile]

"Sir, you're crazy." -The Lorax

[Suicune's Fire]

[DarkNerd]

Any sentence where the game "Drunken Robot Pornography" is mentioned.