Dreams and ambtions?

[The-Hydra]

Ah, humanity. Here we are on a random rock zippin' around a big star for no good reason, we don't know where we came from, we don't know why we're here and we don't know how long it's gonna last. And on top of that, the whole thing is completely without direction or order. We can still dream though, can't we? Here's my list of things I'd love to happen before my death:

-A pope named Rudy, or at the very least Corky.

-For me, 2 minutes before a fatal heart attack, go to one of those "faith healers" get n front of the line and time everything perfectly, then right when he puts his hands on my forehead and shouts, "Heal!" I keel over dead. That would be great.

-Walk away from an explosion without looking back, but not look like I'm trying too hard not to.

-To track someone who wronged me in my dark past down across the country at all costs, without considering the risks to myself and loved ones.

-To work on the Pokemon games and sneak Missingno. in somehow. Also adding a lavender town remix which when played backwards encourages you to go to church and say your prayers. That ought quiet down those creepypasta guys.

-To write successful children's books while on hard drugs. Make 'em more interesting.

I have a lot more, but those are just a few. What are some of yours?

[DarkNerd]

Conquer small town
Conquer small country
Conquer large country
Conquer continent
Conquer planet
Conquer solar system
Conquer galaxy
Conquer universe
Conquer multiverse
Beat Hey! You Pikachu
Catch a natural shiny Kangaskhan
Make someone immortal and toss them into a black hole