Noah "Neo" Ashfield
Mossdeep City, Hoenn
Affected RPers: N/A

Speedy's flying cape thing, membrane, whatever the hell it was called, was making it that much harder for Hayes to hit me with those man-mashing chunks of rock and marble he was throwing everywhere like there was no tomorrow. In the meantime, with my mind merged with Speedy's mind, the Emolga was now an extra voice in my head, giving me tips and pointers on how to fight this guy.

Dang, gotta ask, when did a Mega Krookodile become possible?

"Yeah, it's an Ancient Burst Heart. Does the same thing as the regular ones do, only it turns them both into a Mega. Means you got to pump their ass up with more pain and hellfire than before."

And it was already obvious how much mayhem Hayes was able to cause with it. Instead of just being a pasty-face scientist, he was now this hulking reptile of hell and carnage.

Stick to flying around the ceiling, it'll be that much harder for him to hit us up there. As soon as he's got a chunk of something, start turning. Makes it that much easier for him to predict what direction you'll go in!

Damn, couldn't help but say Speedy sure wasn't stupid. In the meantime, I used his Agility power to boost the speed and effectively became harder for that hulking snot to hit me.

In the meantime, Snuff the Dragonite and Cyclone the Floatzel were having a pain in the ass time with trying to fight Hayes. Hayes had slammed the ground to cause an Earthquake attack. Snuff tried to save Cyclone's ass by trying to pick him up off the quaking ground, but Hayes took advantage of that and struck them both with another chunk of the expo. The idiot was so swept up in his own mayhem that he didn't even realize the chunk he had used was part of one of the support columns that kept the ceiling up.

Snuff attempted to attack with an Ice Beam, but Hayes held out his fists in front of him. The clawed fists were soon solidified with ice. It didn't seem to stop Hayes very much. In fact, it really only turned them into rock-hard clubs of icy death. He then stomped toward Snuff and struck the Dragonite in the face with one of his new hand clubs, sending the Dragonite flying toward the back wall. Snuff wasn't dead, but he would have looked better if he had only just woken up in a minefield after a 30 shot glass hangover.

"Your Pokémon are pathetic!" Hayes laughed. "Bring out some more so I can kill them too!"

Ha, ha, that idiot! Hit 'em with Acrobatics. He's a slow lug and he's not going to be able to pick up any more chunks of stuff with his hands like that.

Good point. I flew down quickly, faster than Hayes could have anticipated. He tried to use his ice-rock hands to guard against the attack, but I quickly swooped around and struck the scaly bastard in the back of the head. It hit him pretty hard, enough to the point where I was surprised one of his eyes didn't just launch out of its socket.

"You wretch!" He shouted.

He tried to swat me with the ice clubs, but I was too damn fast for that overgrown fatass. When he missed, I flew under and struck him hard in the neck. All of a sudden, he had a tricky time gasping for breath.

I flew back and that's when the idiot swung hard again, missing me and striking yet another support column. And that was when the ceiling started to groan as it couldn't bear the weight anymore...


Janine "Angel" Price
AMS Deathwing, Mirage Island, Hoenn
Affected RPers: @The Nonexistent Tazz

Wow, just wow, I was a total fluffy mess! I imagined if I tried to take a shower like this, it would take six times as long and would take hours to dry off! As for Yarvick, well, he didn't seem completely freaked out. I guess it was a good sign he secured a DNA sample of himself! Maybe he really was ready to take the plunge!

"Thanks... You don't look too overblown, you have an eye for design," He told me. "Urm, I have something in mind for that crazy thing, actually, but I can't actually remember one of the Pokémon I'm thinking of doing it with. I think it has a tail that it uses to draw art with, that's what I'm thinking of...Don't know the name...Uh, Johto native..."

"Oh hey, a Smeargle!" I told him, knowing what he was talking about. "Yeah, they're kinda cute too. Trust me, I'm sure we've got DNA records on that one in the system!"

Made me really wonder what the guy was going to combine it with, but hey, anything goes in my lab! In the meantime, he seemed really paranoid of my nine tails. Oh yeah, totally forget a Ninetales can slam people with a curse just for touching the darn things! I tried to back up a little to give him more room, but the lab was only so big and already I had practically half the room filled up with my own fluff.

"OK, so you can move all those body parts, but I just thought of asking this," Yarvick told me. "You chose a lot of Pokémon that are pretty lightweight. I know Whimsicott are very physically akin to a cloud, I have one of my own...So, can you just jump up and float? Or is all of that just aesthetic? I mean, people might be more interested in volunteering if it was clearly more than just an aesthetic...Bit odd to ask, I know. The answer is probably yes, you're brilliant enough to think of that, but I ought to ask now, rather than rush in as part-Bastiodon, thinking I'm invincible, when I'm not, for instance."

Oh, I definitely had to try that flying/floating thing out with this! Now, there was no chance I'd be able to squeeze my gigantic fluffy bunny self through the crampy corridors of the Deathwing to get back on deck, but I could just copy the same mutagen, get on deck as a human, use it, and then try it out! Just had to make sure I carried the reversal agent too, or I was definitely going to need someone else to run back to the lab to get one. Since most people would have no clue what I was talking about since they hadn't been introduced to it yet... yeah, I needed to make sure I didn't forget that!

"Dude, I'll be honest, I haven't tried it yet, but that sounds totally awesome!" I told him, totally itching to give that a try. "But hey, judging from the DNA, I should totally be able to fly and use the same kinds of Pokémon moves as these Pokémon. Of course, I just don't have the room to do it in here. We're just... you know, trying these out in here like a fitting room before stepping out the door with them, you know how it is!"

Oh, perfect analogy! Had to applaud myself for that one! But yeah, I'd probably wreck my lab if I tried any attack in here! And both Yarvick and I might lose our human DNA samples in the process and we'd be forced to try and leave the lab like this! Oh wow, I could just see it...

There I was, trapped in the doorframe of my lab that led to the hallway corridors with my giant cotton fluff and giant tails totally stuck, and who comes along? No one but Tiantus himself! And probably one of the other researchers, Makoto, or some other dude.

"And so we were looking for the schematics for the new battle tech and I was...- what the... fuck is THAT!?"

"Hey, Tiantus, it's me, Janine! Got a little stuck here, think you can lend a hand? Ha, ha, I know, I know I can totally explain! Hey, you've gotta help me! Yarvick's in here too and... well, he's stuck in there if I can't get out!"

Oh, that would be so embarrassing! But hey, it would be the kind of thing I would laugh about for years! I always knew how to turn total mishaps into great conversational pieces!