OOC: Nail 'em, Tazz!

Noah "Neo" Ashfield
HAN Entourage ASF Fairy Dragon, Mirage Island, Hoenn
Affected RPers: @bronislav84

McBride was an idiot. A loser, a moron, an arrogant chump, a schmuck, or whatever. He sucked but his ship was sure nice. And since it was my ship now, time to give it a new name, because a name like Entourage sounded worse than a rolling ball of snot.

I decided to call it the ASF Fairy Dragon, because nothing would make me laugh more than to see all the chumps getting blasted apart by a heavy battleship called something like that! I'd even get someone to paint a mellow-looking dragon with butterfly wings on the side by the name, just because it would be that much more hilarious.

Once we made it back to Mirage Island, I figured I'd get started with that whole process.

"You... that's the ship you managed to steal!?" Kip Marston asked in shock. "Holy crap, that thing could take out a whole navy!"

The dude was the Captain of Marines, so of course he was going to see it in action. Considering the size of this hulking thing, yeah, it was impressive. A whole lot of guns, heavily armored, and was a total beast of war with the latest and greatest Hoenn technology, save for the transponder. My idea of a good time. It seemed to look pretty nice next to the Deathwing.

"Yep," I told him. "I call it the ASF Fairy Dragon. The Entourage sounds like turd in the mouth."

"The ASF... wait, why would you give it a name like that?" He asked me, looking funky at that idea.

"You kidding?" I asked him with a smile. "Hey, we're already calling the air force the All Clown Squadron of Fun. I like humiliating my enemies as much as Raidon does, so yeah, we're calling that the ASF Fairy Dragon, because it makes it that much more fun and hilarious."

"Eh, well, suit yourself, you stole it," He shrugged.

I sure didn't wait long before I had the Entourage name wiped off and had the Fairy Dragon name put instead. I was also getting that funny rainbow butterfly-winged dragon painted on it as well. He did a pretty good job, and he gave it a special touch I didn't even ask for. Said fairy dragon was now holding a minigun in his claws and winking at the viewer. Gotta love this crew.