Noah "Neo" Ashfield
Mossdeep Island, Hoenn
Affected RPers: N/A

The trip back to the boat was an interesting one. Some of the cops tried to give going after me another go. One chopper came flying toward me, thinking they could use the awesome power of technology to try and gun me down. And then a sprayed them with a generous slathering of skunk juice.

One cop managed to shoot me twice, hitting me once in the shoulder and another time in my gut. It did hurt, but the actual amount of wounding was minimal. I gassed that bastard so hard I was certain his own family and police force would disown him. Then for good measure, I sprayed him to the point of being soaked in skunk juice, which lead to him puking and then passing out.

Lastly, the SWAT team decided to give it another go while the rest of the cops were withdrawing, having seen what happened to all the other cops that even came close. Sure, their gas masks would suppress some of the stink, but I knew those things had their limits. However, I knew in this form, a Mega Skuntank was quite monstrously obese, so I wasn't going to be able to make a sprint for the boat. Everyone who showed up was something I was going to need to fight back against, since there was no way I'd be able to run off with a massive lard gut like this.

"Open fire!" One of the squad leaders shouted.

I quickly tried to spray them as hard and as thoroughly as I could, starting with the ones that were the closest and were in bunches. Sure, the stink was effective, but it was actually the spray smothering their visors that proved to be the most effective. I decided to slather on the overkill. Even when it looked like they had enough, I sprayed on some more and they definitely decided they had it. They withdrew, and I knew from these chumps, the ride home wasn't going to be any less pleasant. Trying to get that smell out of their skin and clothing... heh, that might just be impossible.

In the end, the whole area around Mossdeep was smothered with a dark, foul-smelling smog and puddles of skunk juice were everywhere. A few cops that couldn't even stay conscious were laying about.

I decided to waddle my way back to the boat. Sure, taking off the Burst form might have been faster, but I wanted to be ready in case any stupid cop stragglers came on by. And then, I heard that voice again.

{I see you're enjoying yourself quite well, aren't you?}

"Piss off, whoever you are," I told that annoying voice.

I mean come on, finally I manage to find one of these things, and then this evil-sounding bastard comes along for the ride. Regardless, I simply found my way to the boat and managed to undo the Burst effect, as there was no way I'd be able to climb in there as a two and a half ton skunk Pokémon.

Once I started up the engine, I got rolling. Sure, I didn't get the cybernetics research, but I was sure this Ancient Burst Heart would be good for something. For now, I just focused on getting back to the Deathwing. I figured Raidon would want to know about this.


Janine "Angel" Price
AMS Deathwing, Mirage Island, Hoenn
Affected RPers: @The Nonexistent Tazz

I was beginning to think I'd be stuck in this tiny, little lab like this when suddenly the lights came back on! Whew! I quickly headed back to the computer and quickly requested another reversal agent, typing in the commands as fast as my furry paws could go!

I made a bunch, just in case. I quickly injected myself with it, and long and behold, I rapidly began to return to normal, with all of that fluff and puffy getting sucked back into my body and then just seemingly vanish. I was soon back into my own clothes, fully human again. Oh sure, being the ultra-cute puffy bunny was awesome, but not when it meant being stuck in here!

As I had discovered, the reversal mutagen couldn't be applied to other people. I couldn't use Yarvick's DNA to suddenly become Yarvick. I was curious to see why that didn't actually work, but then I realized that the mutagen built the "Chimera" form as Yarvick called it to fit me and my DNA, just as much as the reversal agent did the same thing, just in reverse! So if Yarvick used the same crazy fluffy angel bunny mutagen I had used, his final form would be slightly different. Maybe a little taller, plushier, but yeah, there would be at least a few teeny differences from his Chimera form and mine, along with everyone else. Ha, ha, now imagine Tiantus or even Raidon using that fluffy bunny mutagen! Epic!

That's when Yarvick came back. He seemed a little shaken about the whole thing, and I could only guess what just happened that knocked the Deathwing's lights out. Was the ship possessed now?

"Sorry about that, just wrapping things up," He told me. "It's all went OK! Hyperion, the new Deoxys, was a little...Er, concerned about everything, but I told him it would all work out. Titanus will do some physio-whatnot tests on Hyperion, then I just have to just ease his concerns a little...I'll need to turn back into a human now, though. He wants me able to burst. Don't know why just yet."

Weird...

I really didn't have too much of a clue as to what was really going on over there, but hey, getting Yarvick that reversal agent was not a problem at all. I quickly headed back to the machine, used his DNA to create the reversal agent, and presto! The machine sprang to life and prepared the syringe he needed to be back to his old, human self again. I handed it to him and winked.

"There ya go!" I cheerfully told him. "See, it's totally easy!"

Now, I just needed that Tiantus guy to build the easier software program to make it a cinch for everyone else to make Chimera mutagens. To him, it would be a cakewalk.