Yarvick "The Raticate" Xelsez
Team Aqua
AMS Deathwing, Mirage Island, Hoenn
Affected Aqua RPers: @Neo Emolga @Lord Celebi
Affected Awesome RPers: @Grassy Aggron @Protobabe @Death's Spook @Velocity @XaiakuX
BOOM! Here comes the BOOM! Ready or not!

"No need to be formal," Noah said. That was wonderful, he preferred him to Tiantus already. "Anyway, yeah, you got it, that's the plan. I have no idea how you managed to get a hold of Deoxys, but hey, it doesn't matter to me."

Yarvick, looking back, found it all just...Insane. It was SUPPOSED to be just a quick job for some huge money and a distraction for some ship-stealing, but somehow it turned into his Alakazam mutating into a Deoxys, then a mission for massive, ridiculous damage with the assistance of a freaking Ancient Burst Heart. Noah reached into his pocket, searching for the aforementioned Ancient Burst Heart, as some ships from Goldenrod in the distance started moving towards them.

"Simple orders, really," Noah said, handing Yarvick the Ancient Burst Heart "Unleash all hell on these maggots. As Mega Deoxys, you open up with the first strike on the tower when I give the command. The trinity armada will then follow up with the bombardment once we've assessed the damage from the first strike. After that, it's all about mowing these worms down like hay."

Noah gave Yarvick a grin of pure evil fun. "And most of all...have fun with this. Now get out there and enjoy yourself." He said, patting Yarvick on his shoulder."

"I think I will, Noah..." Yarvick said, immediately bursting with Hyperion the Deoxys.

Once he did...

...Holy s**t.

He felt like Arceus.

Yarvick's new form was two whole feet taller than Yarvick normally was, and definitely much heavier-he gauged he put on an extra hundred pounds or so of pure muscle. His face became that of Deoxys'es almost entirely, with only his eye color preserved to tell the difference. This was boring news, however, compared to the fact that he now had FOUR faces, each exactly the same, bar positioning around the completely round head. He could see from every angle...Which took a few seconds to get used to.

The upper body was more accurately described as four torsos merged together, with four arms and four legs. It also seemed like each body part was plucked from a different form of Deoxys. Yarvick knew there were four, but only knew the normal, attack and defense ones. The chests, pure-red and muscular, seemed to be the chests of the Defense Form, considering how big it was-or rather, 'they were'. The arms were either the normal form duo of tentacles that could twist and coil into a four-finger one-thumb hand (somehow), or the much more streamlined, stronger Attack Form tentacles-either way, he had two of each, one for each shoulder. Lastly, the legs were probably from the unfamiliar form, a totally gray quartet of legs, giving his lower half a distinctly crustacean apperance.

Smack dab in the center of his torsos were the 'cores' of Deoxys. The cores normally didn't glow when Psionic powers were not in use, from what he could see, but these cores glowed pretty brightly...And this was him doing a whole lot of standing around, impersonating a sausage.

Everyone on board, bar Tiantus, took a second to really absorb what they were looking at. Even Yarvick.

...However, Yarvick noticed a few crewmen apparently flapping their lips, pointing at him. No sound whatsoever, however. Just the flapping of lips. It took Yarvick several seconds to realize that he had no ears whatsoever, especially not with four faces.

"I've had to 'hear' strictly with telepathy. You'll get used to it quickly, Yarvick...Though, having four faces right now, I think we can keep an eye out for anything attempting to attack us." Hyperion said within his mind.

Yarvick had some experience with bursting with Hyperion, and definitely knew how to operate the whole psionic game at this point...With copious assistance from Hyperion, some Psychic types, and a few people who bursted into Psychic Pokemon. It just required focus, in good amounts-suddenly that Focalin pill made a lot of sense. It was essentially thinking about making the world your personal b***h, then having it actually happen. It would probably be as easy as actually speaking with an actual mouth to just use telepathy to speak and listen like this...But it would still annoy him.

He practiced with someone else, someone Yarvick recognized immediately. With two katanas, an incredibly dark-blue trenchcoat over standard Aqua uniform, a stature of six-foot-three, and a REALLY good tongue to bend others to his will, Raidon Makoto the 'Dread Lord of the Deathwing was instantly recognizable. Yarvick focused in a little "...a peaceful, sleepy city before us. Happy folk going about their lives, working in their offices, dining in restaurants, drinking with friends, spending time with their families... What do you say, men? Let's go ruin their f*****g day!" Raidon yelled.

He also sensed that he just took some MEND. He was in some severe pain over it-to see him able to keep a good posture despite that...Well, it proved that he was, in fact, charismatic.

He was looking forward to seeing what damage he could cause as Mega Deoxys...He felt like he could probably turn people into a nice, red pile of goop like this. He had about 5 minutes or so to go like this...5 minutes of unstoppable carnage.

He could already hear evil laughter in his head. He just had to pick a target...He had to help blow up Harper Tower or Tiantus wouldn't be very happy with him, but after that, he had free reign.

In the oceans, defending Goldenrod, were eight ships more than double the numbers of Aqua's forces. Poor sods probably had no idea a Mega Deoxys was on-board. He eyed a particular ship-an Aircraft Carrier by the name of JND Water Dog. Yarvick might get points for helping them out in blowing that up...Or taking it for them. It was definitely a juicy prize...

It took a few seconds of recalling how to do so, but after that was done, he shot a telepathic message to Noah: "Before I get to the tower...Do you think you'd like that Aircraft Carrier over there added to this fine fleet? Because, if I have any say in it...It's all yours." Yarvick said, making sure he pointed to the Water Dog.

He had a good feeling this was going to be excellent fun. He could already hear maniacal laughter in his head.