Noah "Neo" Ashfield
AMS Deathwing deck, Coast off of Goldenrod City, Johto
Affected Team Aqua RPers: @Lord Celebi, @The Nonexistent Tazz
Affected Team Awesome RPers: @XaiakuX, @Velocity, @TheProtobabe, @Death's Spook, @Grassy_Aggron
You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind!

I was pretty sure the lovely people of Goldenrod City were probably wondering why the hell there were suddenly three naval ships staring them down right now. Meanwhile, the Johto Navy was getting their balls itchy. Seemed like we were uninvited to their party.

I saw there were about seven ships in total. I just stood and smiled as they blasted some loud crap on their speakers. Stiffy, snotty soldiers like to do that.

"THIS IS THE JOHTO NAVY. YOU HAVE INTRUDED INTO THIS TERRITORY WITHOUT PERMISSION. LOWER YOUR WEAPONS AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING."

Eww, I didn't want to let some stuck-up Johto pricks on our ships. I could smell their stink from here, and that was more than enough. It smelled like something between a dead Garbodor's asshole and Satan's week-old vomit.

And that was when I heard what sounded like a VTOL in the skies. I turned around and couldn't help but smile. That could only mean one thing. When the gunship landed, the bay doors opened and immediately, none other than Raidon Makoto himself in the flesh emerged. I casually saluted and smirked. And that was when Tiantus arrived and gave Raidon the heads up. He then handed him one of the MEND mutagens, and I suddenly realized I hadn't gotten one of those yet either. I had only heard about them, but while they had been handing them out like Halloween candy, I was out getting that Ancient Burst Heart.

While they were talking, I decided to get one of my own. Thankfully, I managed to find Kaede Kuyokisaka, standing besides a few other Aqua grunts on the deck. I wasn't sure if she had one of those MEND things on her, but I figured I'd ask before it was too late.

"Kaede, any extra MENDs?" I asked her. "Rather have it now than when I'm half dead."

"You sure could have picked a better time to ask for this," She told me, rolling her eyes but reaching into her pocket. "You're late, but consider yourself lucky."

"Thanks, you're one dynamite gal," I told her with a grin.

She then handed me one, and I didn't waste another minute. I quickly flung off the needle cover, jabbed the needle in my wrist vein, and pushed on in that sweet, self-healing juice. And holy shit did it burn. It crawled up my whole freaking arm and throughout the rest of my body. It burned... but it felt good, and I don't even consider myself a masochist. All I had to do was grit my teeth and turn my hands into fists, and this kind of burning could even feel pleasurable.

Raidon was then on the tarmac, armed with his katanas, pointing them at the targets ahead. Those sweet, sweet, burnable targets.

"Gentlemen," Raidon shouted. "I see a peaceful, sleepy city before us. Happy folk going about their lives, working in their offices, dining in restaurants, drinking with friends, spending time with their families... What do you say, men? Let's go ruin their fucking day!"

The Aquas on board all roared in response. I then turned and looked at Johto's fleet. We needed to shut those pissing mouths of theirs.

In the meantime, Yarvick sure didn't wait a second when it came to Bursting with Deoxys. I was curious to see how this was going to work and if we were just screwing around, but damn, it was the real deal. He was freaking huge and now had four faces. Damn, how the hell did that work? Was one of those his real face or were they all a face he could see out of? I didn't have a clue.

The upper body looked like four chests mended together with four arms and four legs, likely combined from all the Deoxys forms mashed into one. His lower half looked like a spider or a crab, and in the center, there were his cores, glowing brightly with some kind of ridiculous power. I just stood there, not sure how to explain what the hell I was looking at, but I knew it was pretty damn powerful just from the sight of it. Was that thing still Yarvick or was he just out of the picture for now?

For a minute, it tried to speak, but I couldn't understand a word of it. And then, it was like the guy jumped into my brain and just outright made me think I was hearing stuff in my head.

<I have a strong feeling that I'm going to have fun with this, Noah...>

"Yeah... no kidding," I muttered, still trying to figure out someone suddenly figures out how to use telepathy in the first place.

He then headed toward the end of the deck, facing the Johto resistance. So far, no signs of resistance anywhere on their behalf, but they probably had no clue what the hell was going on. But they were sure bound to find out in a few seconds.

<Before I get to the tower...Do you think you'd like that Aircraft Carrier over there added to this fine fleet? Because, if I have any say in it...It's all yours.>

I took a peek at it. The JND Water Dog. I liked the aircraft carrier and wouldn't mind seeing it in our hands, but that name had to go. Sounded like the kind of name someone gives to their wiener.

"Go for it, bad boy," I told him with a sneer.

In the meantime, something caught my eye. I saw Janine, and from what it looked like, she was handing out what seemed to be mutagens that were somehow transforming some of our troops into what looked like super-soldiers that were combinations of multiple Pokémon rolled into one. Damn, I swore, the stuff these scientists came up with... they could easily make the whole planet their bitch with this stuff.

With Yarvick borrowing the Ancient Burst Heart for now, I figured looking into these mutagens might be a good idea. There was still a lot of Goldenrod City left to annihilate and we were just getting the party cracked open and started.


Janine "Angel" Price
AMS Deathwing deck, Coast off of Goldenrod City, Johto
Affected RPers:
TEAM AQUA: @Lord Celebi, @The Nonexistent Tazz
TEAM AWESOME: @XaiakuX, @Velocity, @TheProtobabe, @Death's Spook, @Grassy_Aggron
Bringin' your little adventure to a screeching halt!
Recommended Listening: Powerman 5000: Drop the Bombshell

I was casually chewing some cherry bubble gum, handing out Chimera mutagens like an ice cream vendor gal. Service with a smile! And that was when the mayhem began! I had to watch.

The AMS Deathwing's Liquidator Gatling Railgun then began to warm up and soon began to fire! My own brainchild, pride, and joy! It was awesome to see it blast apart the JND Golden Glider Cruiser like a machine gun shooting a pińata! Almost instantly, the ship was shredded into bits, and I could easily see that was quite a shocker to the Johto Navy!

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?!?" I heard some sorry sap scream on their loud speaker.

Oh yeah, totally forgot to introduce them to the Liquidator! Ah well. In the meantime, the AMS Fairy Dragon and AMS DeathKnight launched cannon attacks of their own on the Johto fleet. And here they thought they were really going to board us. I couldn't help but giggle at the fiery display of explosions that used to be the Tide Changer. Sure, it looked like heavy ship, but it seemed like Hoenn had the better naval technology, as what used to be their heavy battleship could seriously sucker punch an opposing ship. So with the Tide Changer now in fiery pieces, I couldn't help but laugh.

"Aww, sorry, guys, but you're the weakest link!" I laughed cutely. "Goodbye!"

And I almost missed the AMS DeathKnight launching a rocket salvo at the JND Drunkard's Revenge off to the right! Come on, guys, I want to see all the fireworks! It was hard when they were happening all over the place!

"Wooo hooo!" I cheered.

"YOU HAVE COMMITTED AN ACT OF TERRORISM AND WILL BE-"

So that nonsense was actually coming from the JND Thunder Boom! I guess that's why it suddenly stopped when the Deathwing's Liquidator just turned and performed a nice seppuku on it! That is, if you were performing seppuku with a giant, invisible chainsaw! I didn't know what was funnier, the fact they were still trying to talk or the way they got grinded down into metallic kibbles and bits!

Shortly after, I had been approached by Noah. I could tell he was pretty interested in these new Chimera mutagens! I guess seeing a bunch of the infantry get pumped up with them was getting his interest! But yeah, it did look like he was in a rush. No surprise with that considering we had a whole attack going on!

"Hey, Janine, quick, I need one of those," He told me, interested in the Chimera mutagens. "Something good and quick. Gotta get in there fast!"

"You got it, dude!" I smiled at him.

Awesome, sounded like he wanted me to decide! I swear, the opportunities you get when people get hasty! But yeah, I quickly stepped in front of the computer, and rapidly got to work on making a mutagen for Noah. He wanted something quick for good reasons, so there was definitely no screwing around with this.

Impulsively, my mind just decided to go with Lopunny again. I mean, Noah as a Lopunny would be cool and cute! And maybe the Furret with Ninetales thing would be great for him too! But I knew he probably wouldn't go for the same white puffy look, so I decided yeah... might put Umbreon, Zoroark, and Honchkrow into that instead. No need for that crazy Whimsicott puff! So yeah, he'd kind of use the same form as I had, but he'd be a black nine-tailed bunny without all the unneeded fluff. Hey, he said he wanted something quick and good! I sure don't think he'd complain about how long I took with this one.

The machine quickly processed the mutagen and once it was done and was ejected from the release chamber, I quickly handed the syringe to Noah with a smile. And I could tell he hadn't been watching the screen as I was working, so he didn't even know what kind of Chimera mutagen it was! Oh, I'm sure he'd love the surprise!

"All done, have fun!" I told him with a wink.

"Damn, that sure was fast," Noah replied, liking how quick this thing could pump out mutagens. "Thanks, I swear, the stuff you white coats can do..."

"Ah, don't mention it," I replied to him, blushing. "You'll love it!"

He then left to get back to the action. I looked over for a few seconds to see how the utter carnage was coming along and yeah, it sure was coming along quite well. Johto Navy... yep, still blowing up! It reminded me so much of earlier days as a kid, busting open a pińata and grabbing all that sweet, sweet candy. I even got to catch a glimpse of Noah's Waillord, taking a smack at the JND Whisper Shot, causing it lurch and miss the Fairy Dragon

I quickly unwrapped a Cocoa-Power chocolate bar, just enjoying all the lively action. Mmm, I love this job!