Noah "Neo" Ashfield
JDN Silver Scale, Coast off of Goldenrod City, Johto
Affected Team Aqua RPers: @Lord Celebi, @The Nonexistent Tazz
Affected Team Awesome RPers: @XaiakuX, @Velocity, @TheProtobabe, @Death's Spook, @Grassy_Aggron

More than half of Johto's ships in this bathtub had been utterly ripped to shreds right before all of Goldenrod City itself. The mayhem was just orgasmic. Anyone who still survived on Johto's side was quickly getting into a panic and becoming demoralized. They seriously had no idea what kind of stuff we were packing, and now the surprise of it all was hurting like hell to them.

I had recalled Moby my Wailord, and while the JND Whisper Shot managed to get a few trivial hits on the AMS Deathwing, the AMS Fairy Dragon and the AMS DeathKnight both fired upon the destroyer, instantly blasting the tiny warship to flaming, twisted metal pieces. The ship was ripped in half and both flaming halves just sunk into the water slowly. Johto, witness your tax money at work!

And there it was in front of us, the JND Silver Scale. Its crew was in a state of panic and were demoralized as all hell, but the ship itself was generally intact and hadn't been hit too much.

"This is Noah, sights set on the Silver Scale," I told the others on the radio. "Team Anarchy, move in! We're hijacking this thing."

That's when I decided to put this mutagen Janine gave me to good use. Hopefully it had wings or fins that would help me reach the cruiser so we could hijack the vessel with ease, but if not, hey, the PWCs were a quick option either way. I quickly flicked off the vaccine cover, jabbed myself with the syringe in the arm, and pressed down on the plunger to insert the mutagen.

The transformation effects of the mutagen were just... deranged, weren't too many other words for it. I was covered with burning and tingling sensations while my bones were being totally rearranged. I was suddenly covered from head to toe with black fur, and I quickly recognized the glowing Umbreon markings on my thighs, upper arms, and...

Oh shit...

I was really wondering just what the hell was running through Janine's mind when suddenly I had nine ridiculously giant tails just sprout out of my ass, each of them with a yellow ring the way an Umbreon had them. The giant black Honchkrow wings with the glowing yellow highlights weren't a bad touch at all, and then add in the gigantic black wad of pony-tailed Zoroark hair with glowing yellow highlights as well. And then... the pointed Lopunny ears. Those huge... ridiculous ears. She... freaking turned me into a nine-tailed Umbreon-colored Lopunny!! With wings and a hell of a lot of hair. Man, I felt ridiculous. All these freaking tails made it feel like I had a furry octopus glued to my ass! And don't even get me started on the fact I was now a fucking bunny of all things. Could have been a dragon. Could have been a wolf. Or a bear. But nooooo, we had to go with THIS!?

With all the mayhem going on, I didn't have time to go run back and get another one. I'd lose my chance at the Silver Scale and a big share of the action over a little pride about being a cute bunny. No, that just sounded stupid. I figured I'd just get in there and put this to use while working with what I had. I quickly grabbed a rocket launcher from the weapon crates, spread my feathery Honchkrow wings, and headed toward the JND Silver Scale, signaling for the Anarchy team to follow. A lot of them were also Chimeras, which I was sure would make the Johto Navy piss their pants. It was tricky trying to get used to flying for the first time, but it was easily learned in the first fifteen seconds.

We all closed in on the JND Silver Scale, already beginning our attack on the unsuspecting Johto Navy sailors. While they were trying to gun us down with small arms fire, we attacked with Pokémon attacks, significantly stronger than their little rifles. I unleashed a furious Shadow Ball at the bow, causing several soldiers and a wimpy Espeon to be suddenly blown out of the way and thrown overboard. And that funky scream... was that the Espeon or one the soldiers?

Now that was just comical.


Janine "Angel" Price
AMS Deathwing deck, Goldenrod City, Johto
Affected RPers:
TEAM AQUA: @Lord Celebi, @The Nonexistent Tazz
TEAM AWESOME: @XaiakuX, @Velocity, @TheProtobabe, @Death's Spook, @Grassy_Aggron

I saw a heli hovering over the Deathwing, and it made me wonder just who had some crazy death-wish to fly over the nastiest aircraft carrier on the planet. And then I saw the red "R" on the side. Oh boy, not these losers again.

And then, the dude wearing an unmistakable orange suit emerged on a lift, all puffed up like a goofy princess! Or an ugly peacock. Maybe both?

"You miserable, worthless, arrogant little imbeciles!" Giovanni shouted into his funky megaphone. "How dare you invade the turf of Team Rocket!" He shouted. "I will give you this one warning: Turn your ships around, and go home. If you comply with hostility, you come under the worst fire imaginable. I am Giovanni, and my will be done!"

Just... wow. I was surprised his ego hadn't made him pop!

"Cool story, bro," Raidon replied, his voice booming across the bay from the speaker system.

Everyone broke out laughing! So much for trying to inspire even the tiniest figment of intimidation! And then, shortly after, the All Clown Squadron of Fun boys were deployed to attack Giovanni's sudden swarm of choppers. We were about to make landfall, and shortly after, we had hit one of the depth charges. I wasn't an engineer, but I was hoping that wouldn't wreck the Deathwing too much...

As the Deathwing approached land, the Clowns were making a mess out of the Rocket choppers. See, the problem with choppers is... they suck against planes! Especially planes with awesome pilots!

Once the Deathwing made it to the sandbar, the hatch was opened and the Shadowfall tanks were deployed to wreck fun and havoc all over Goldenrod City. I decided hey, it was time to get in on the action too. While those guys were being deployed, I got to work on making some more Chimera mutagens, only these wouldn't be for Aqua soldiers. Those would be for the enemy soldiers, and they were the dumbest, ugliest, and stupidest Chimera forms I could conjure up! And without reversal agents... ha ha, they'd be stuck like that!

I had at least two dozen created by the time the Aqua forces broke their way into Goldenrod City. I toyed with the idea of taking on that funny, extra fluffy bunny angel form again, and decided hey, why not? You only live once! Plus havoc, mayhem, and anarchy in the form of a cute, fluffy bunny was always sheer comedy of epic levels!

After jabbing myself with that crazy syringe, yep, it was back to old times, only now I wouldn't be cramped into that tiny lab I would have been stuck in earlier. Once again, I was coated from head to toe with soft, fluffy white fur, two huge bunny ears, lots of fluffy tails, the gigantic cotton Whimsicott puff, two plushy wings, and lots of soft hair and a halo. Epic cuteness, epic anarchy!

I then grabbed those awful Chimera syringes and flew toward the action in town. And man, those Johto soldiers were already in a panic! Right in front of me, one of their tanks got blown up and the others were running out of there, screaming. Their attempt to form a barricade was a total epic fail as the Shadowfall tanks just rolled the hell right over it!

"WE'RE LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION!!" One of them shouted on a loud speaker mounted on one of the APCs.

"THIS IS COMMANDER BARNES, FALL BACK! I REPEAT, FALL BACK!"

The Johto armed forces were trying to create distance, not expecting tanks to be part of what might have looked like only a purely naval attack. Oh, and they weren't expecting Chimeras either! I swear, the look on their faces! It was the same kind of look someone would get if they woke up one morning, took a look in the mirror, and suddenly saw they had become a tragically obese sumo wrestler with purple skin and a pink tutu during the night!

I flew down to one silly elite soldier dude wearing a red barrette hat with some gold emblem. Ha ha, that dude thought he looked tough with it, his tough guy uniform, and his oversized machine gun. Time to give him a new look! He was distracted, keeping watch on a Shadowfall tank, but he turned around to see me swoop down and give him a quick jab to the neck with one of my naughty mischief-inducing syringes! I then pushed him aside, leaving him wondering what I just jabbed into his jugular vein.

"What the-!?" He exclaimed.

And then, ha ha! I realized which one that was! He was screaming as he was suddenly turned into a Bellossom/Lilligant/Venusaur Chimera, surrounding his waist with a leaf dress of green and yellow leaves, a giant Venusaur flower on his back, two red flowers on the sides of his head, and a really big Lilligant one of the top! For a guy... it was epically idiotic! First an elite soldier, and now a hilarious flower bouquet!

"W-what the... f-fuck is... this...!?!?" He exclaimed, suddenly whimpering like a baby!

Oh my god, I had to be careful with these, or I was just going to die of laughter!