[WAR] Humor

[3m0d0ll]

Bad jokes? These are my specialty so this shouldn't be too hard. :D

Spoiler:

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.


What did the buffalo say to his son leaving for college?
Bison.


Hey have you seen Ray Charles' new album?
No? Neither has he.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ellen Book?
Ellen Book? Who're you?
Just come outside.
*opens door to go outside and sees 300 clones of Ellen Page*

Punchlines have been white-texted. Hope you enjoyed!

[Suicune's Fire]

What did the buffalo say to his son leaving for college?
Bison.


What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.

BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THESE OH MY. 10/10 WOULD READ AGAIN.


Okay. So Dad jokes. I dunno if it's an Australian thing or what, but even Australian people have been like "what's a dad joke?" (mind you, I practically screamed at them in disbelief and then fainted) so here's a definition:

dad jokes
Web definitions

    (dad joke) A lame, embarassing or unfunny joke told by someone's father

Doesn't have to be told by a father but basically it's a super lame joke. So here's my entry:

Username: Suicune's Fire
Team: Team Aqua
Jokes:
(I didn't make up this one but ermahlerd. When I first heard it, I could not stop laughing. For days. Every time I thought about it, I would burst into laughter.)

Spoiler:

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father.

"Well, son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this..."

"Dad, you don't mean--"

"Yes, son, I do." The father pulls out a copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition.

"Dad...I'm honoured..." the new dad says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi, Honoured," replies his father, "I'm Dad."


XD Now for some jokes I made up myself:

What do you call a houndour who just ate a lemon?
A Houndsour!

Why did the gardevoir stop using her hair straightener?
Because she wanted her hair to be kirlia!

This was a conversation/joke:

Brother, about a cupcake his partner made: "...What's in these?"
Me: "Walnuts."
Partner: "Peanuts."
Me: "Really? ...Why did I think it was walnuts? Maybe I don't like the floor enough..."
Brother: "...

...

..."
Me: "...Wall-nuts?"
Brother: "...

*facepalm*"



If I had to choose one, it would be the gardevoir one. xD