[WAR] Humor

[Suicune's Fire]

What did the buffalo say to his son leaving for college?
Bison.


What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.

BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THESE OH MY. 10/10 WOULD READ AGAIN.


Okay. So Dad jokes. I dunno if it's an Australian thing or what, but even Australian people have been like "what's a dad joke?" (mind you, I practically screamed at them in disbelief and then fainted) so here's a definition:

dad jokes
Web definitions

    (dad joke) A lame, embarassing or unfunny joke told by someone's father

Doesn't have to be told by a father but basically it's a super lame joke. So here's my entry:

Username: Suicune's Fire
Team: Team Aqua
Jokes:
(I didn't make up this one but ermahlerd. When I first heard it, I could not stop laughing. For days. Every time I thought about it, I would burst into laughter.)

Spoiler:

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father.

"Well, son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this..."

"Dad, you don't mean--"

"Yes, son, I do." The father pulls out a copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition.

"Dad...I'm honoured..." the new dad says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi, Honoured," replies his father, "I'm Dad."


XD Now for some jokes I made up myself:

What do you call a houndour who just ate a lemon?
A Houndsour!

Why did the gardevoir stop using her hair straightener?
Because she wanted her hair to be kirlia!

This was a conversation/joke:

Brother, about a cupcake his partner made: "...What's in these?"
Me: "Walnuts."
Partner: "Peanuts."
Me: "Really? ...Why did I think it was walnuts? Maybe I don't like the floor enough..."
Brother: "...

...

..."
Me: "...Wall-nuts?"
Brother: "...

*facepalm*"



If I had to choose one, it would be the gardevoir one. xD