Pi'pi Chu pika-pika. pi chuuu pi pi-kaaa-chu pi pikaa (chuu-pika-pi Pii Kaaa Chu piikachu pikachu Piikaa Kachu pika-pika'pi chu piii piikaa ka kaaa piikachu'pi Pipi) Pii Pipi pi Pika-pika pi-i pii chuuu Pi kaa pika-pika Pi-pi-pika-pika pika-pika! Pikachu!
I'm an overlord. I steal a position of power (activating the nuke and forcibly turning people into Pikachu's is good enough in this overlord's eyes) and then I dictate and lay waste to the Pikachu Wastelands forever! Simple!


kachu, pika-pika, chu Kaa pi pikapi, pi-i kaa'pi pi-i pi-pi-piikachu!
Also, Sivelos, you are a human, you can't use Earthquake!

chu pi'Pi chu pikapi ka chuu chu ka, Pika pikachu pii chu? pii pika-chu-ka-chu-pi-i chu chu Chuuuu?
If it's any boost to vote for me, free cookies for all? And Pikachunization to all humans?