UPDATE!

After the Floccesy Ranch thing where I fought my rival (1 Bug Bite = InstaDeath) and found the Herdier, I went back to Alder like always. Both Whirlrush and Leafsew were about Level 10 when I got there and I beat both of the Trainers with ease. I then headed to Aspertia to fight Cheren and his cronies. His cronies were really easy and I don't really think that killing all of those angels they were cronies...Huh. I get up to Cheren with both of my Pokemon being Level 12 and I nervous as hell. However, Patrat was easy and Leafsew managed to survive Lilipup and defeat it with two Bug Bites. Like every other person, I got the TM for Work Up, but I was disappointed when I found out that Oshawott can't learn Work Up. What a bunch of BC. After that, TM Return, register, blah, teach Leafsew Return, blah, blah, Habitat List, Audino, so then I get to the next Route. Aaaaaaaaaand it's a Purrloin. Well, they're not too bad, in fact, I remember the good ol' days... the good ol' days... the good ol' days... No, I was not having a stroke. I catch the Purrloin in memory of Marik, my Liepard from my original Black 2 Nuzlocke. Of course, if it's going to be a total tribute, I have to name him the same, too. So, I now have another male. ...

I still need help. :(

Edit: WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL OF THESE EVENTS