The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

**Sir Sivelos** · 10-21-2014, 11:16 AM

Ow, my head… ANYWAY… *SIVELOS uses a level 9999 THOUSAND WAVES, rooting YOG-SOTHOTH to the spot (not like it was going anywhere in the first place), and then strikes the CO-NARRATOR with a level 9999 THOUSAND ARROWS, preventing the CO-NARRATOR from flying for the remainder of the battle! Also, this attack slams the CO-NARRATOR to the ground.*

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 10-21-2014, 01:50 PM

**Why are you hitting me?!**

*Your attack obviously fails-all of them, simply because nobody here is flying. I also do a Lv. 9999 Low Blow on you, which hits you right where it WILL hurt, delivering a BRUTAL AFFRONT!*

**Don't hit me! Or else you won't get anywhere in this fight at all!**

*Yog-Sothoth also proves how hideously weak you are in comparison. I mean, eldritch abomination you cannot fully comprehend here, did you really think it was that easy? He breaks the 1000 waves without much trying, covering considerable ground without warning and giving you a good whipping with those appendages.*

**Augh! NEVER hit me! EVER! Understand!?**

**Sir Sivelos** · 10-21-2014, 01:54 PM

You hit me first! *hides behind LC*

Light Chaos: What are you doing!?

Hiding behind you! I need to recover myself...

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 10-21-2014, 02:13 PM

*Yog-Sothoth's absolutely massive body is easily large enough to reach around Light Chaos and hit Sivelos anyways. No respite!*

**Mr. Crazypants over there is totally right. The Narrator isn't affected by Aggro anyways, so his huge range is going to be a problem for all of you.**

Tazz: WONDERFUL! That's just excellent news right there!

**I'm not making the rules here, you're fighting an enemy that knows you in-and-out. Standard tactics will not work here. Maybe not common genre conventions on occasion, though...**

*The Narrator uses LV. 9999 ELECTRIFYING PERFORMANCE! A beautiful shockwave of sound and static floods the area, damaging everyone-except The Narrator, Yog-Sothoth.*

**Sir Sivelos** · 10-21-2014, 03:43 PM

Five stars, ten out of ten. Anyway…! *SIVELOS uses his reality warping power to do… something. The space around and inside Yog-Sothoth begins to rapidly distort and mutate, at which point the dimensions within the space exceed their logical extremes, at which the space begins to undergo Dimensional Decay.*

Light Chaos: Sivelos, what are you doing!? You know that's highly dangerous!

The only thing I CAN do! Let's see if this works. *Dimensional Decay is a dangerous thing, and can occur either naturally over a very long period of time, or can be forced by a powerful reality warper, like SIVELOS. Nothing can exist within Decayed Dimensions, and what DID exist there… well, it won't come out unscathed.*

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 10-21-2014, 04:53 PM

*YOU IDIOT!*

**The assistant Narrator undoes your last action with the legendary artifact known as the reset button. NO WAY is he going to let Dimensional Decay loose. That is a godzilla threshold you will NOT be crossing again, unless you like the prospect of losing classes! YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT!**

*I WHOLLY AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT!*

Tazz: **Slapping Sivelos silly* WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! NO! WE DO NOT DO THAT!

**Tazz pulls out some Pyromancies and starts using them liberally against Yog-Sothoth.**

**Sir Sivelos** · 10-21-2014, 06:18 PM

Light Chaos: *grabs SIVELOS by the neck* Are you insane, Sivelos?! Do you know the danger your action poses!? Dimensional Decay is not a weapon for you to abuse! I was made to counteract Dimensional Decay, and anyone who wishes to force it. The only reason I will not kill you now is because of the more important goal. Do you swear- *LC's grip tightens.* SWEAR never, EVER to do such a rash and stupid thing again!?

*choking noises* Ugh…! I swear, I don't know what came over me…!

Light Chaos: …Hmph. *drops SIVELOS, and focuses his attention back towards YOG-SOTHOTH and the CO-NARRATOR*

…Ugh… (Why did I do that? What the **** is wrong with me!? I need to clear my head…) *SIVELOS gets up and begins blasting YOG-SOTHOTH and the CO-NARRATOR with Magic Missiles*