The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS is tearing up enemy units, along with MR. ICE and the END KING. Galligath is providing air support (he CAN fly). LC and the CARETAKERS are doing their thing as well.*

What IS that? I know I can hear it, but WHAT IS IT?

Mr. Ice: I haven't the faintest idea, buddy.

[Bulbasaur]

Bulbasaur: Maybe there was a mistake in my transformation?

[brandon_g]

Abilities: teleport, fire storm, flying, punching, water bending, fire bending.

And the stone wall says: Could it BE? (someone fill in the blank).

[Sir Sivelos]

Maybe, Bulba. *SIVELOS continues to tear up enemy forces.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SIVELOS is tearing up enemy units, along with MR. ICE and the END KING. Galligath is providing air support (he CAN fly). LC and the CARETAKERS are doing their thing as well.*

What IS that? I know I can hear it, but WHAT IS IT?

Mr. Ice: I haven't the faintest idea, buddy.

*You are really tearing up those ground units. You also keep a sharp ear on the mysterious movie tune...You swear you hear something...*

"...Onk..."

*...Onk?*

Bulbasaur: Maybe there was a mistake in my transformation?

*No, there wasn't. You are still perfectly the thing you were and you have not bothered to actually transform yet. You could attempt it, though.*

Abilities: teleport, fire storm, flying, punching, water bending, fire bending.

And the stone wall says: Could it BE? (someone fill in the blank).

*Teleport and Flying are two abilities we expected you to have, honestly. Everyone does. Punching is...Kind of something every humanoid creature is capable of, but that'll be translated as minor super strength in comparison to everyone else so that's no problem. Water and Fire control, however, is more what I expected here. Firestorm seems more like a particular ability of fire control, so I guess you lean towards Fire more than Water. Your primary ability is fire control, with some water control and super strength mixed in. That sounds fairly reasonable.*

*Could it be we're only one more step away from finishing this process?! Yes, we are! The fourth and final step is simple: with the information you have given, make up an awesome, fitting name for this class.*

Maybe, Bulba. *SIVELOS continues to tear up enemy forces.*

*You keep doing that. The tune doesn't get any louder, however...Ugh. it seems like whatever's making it is beyond the range of the cueballs.*

*All of my characters keep tearing into the units like a hot knife through butter. Galligath helps destroy the second hive, leaving the third left. Better do that one in quickly.*

[brandon_g]

*No, there wasn't. You are still perfectly the thing you were and you have not bothered to actually transform yet. You could attempt it, though.*



*Teleport and Flying are two abilities we expected you to have, honestly. Everyone does. Punching is...Kind of something every humanoid creature is capable of, but that'll be translated as minor super strength in comparison to everyone else so that's no problem. Water and Fire control, however, is more what I expected here. Firestorm seems more like a particular ability of fire control, so I guess you lean towards Fire more than Water. Your primary ability is fire control, with some water control and super strength mixed in. That sounds fairly reasonable.*

*Could it be we're only one more step away from finishing this process?! Yes, we are! The fourth and final step is simple: with the information you have given, make up an awesome, fitting name for this class.*

How do I do this?

[Sir Sivelos]

*GALLIGATH immediately lays down a brutal offensive on the third and final HIVE.*

*SIVELOS keeps doing his thing. MR. ICE assists GALLIGATH by pelting the HIVE with fire balls and ice spears.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

How do I do this?

*You...Make up a name? It really doesn't matter that much. Honestly, I'm not sure what the confusion is here. You've got to become proficient at making classes up on the fly if you want to immerse yourself in this-you're going to become more than this class, as a huge warning, as Levels are treated like EXP and actual Classes are treated like Levels.*

*GALLIGATH immediately lays down a brutal offensive on the third and final HIVE.*

*SIVELOS keeps doing his thing. MR. ICE assists GALLIGATH by pelting the HIVE with fire balls and ice spears.*

*Due to the serious amount of AA damage, it works. The 3 hives have been slain.*

Image: You, if you could just actually get in there now, I think that is enough.........What?

*The 'What' is so noticable that everyone stops fighting for a second to turn to the outside. With the sounds of war gone, you now hear the tune perfectly.*

"Willy Wonka-"

*And that's all you needed to hear, really. Wait...*

*...Oh no...OH NO...OH NOOOOOOO!!!*

*It's...It's...IT'S...*

*A figure is brutally kicked into the midst of the battle, rudly. He's dressed like a Kingsman, if a Kingsman typically dressed in purple longcoats. He has an umbrella that is clearly also a gun. He smells of candy, fiercly. And he looks positively, absolutely deranged, with a madman's grin plastered on his face.*

*IT'S PSYCHOPATH WONKA!!!*

*PSYCHOPATH OOMPA-LOOMPAS, armed to the teeth with deadly candy weaponry, pour into the field, aiding the battered offensive considerably. The CANDYMEN's power is boosted to unbelievable degrees, to the point where they are second only to PSYCHOPATH WONKA in power, strictly out of the presence of the PSYCHOPATH OOMPA-LOOMPAS alone...or what SURVIVED of said CANDYMEN. This would have totally destroyed you had they gotten in when the wave started, or even before you destroyed the 3rd HIVE. Lucky.*

PSYCHOPATH Wonka: RUDE! I absolutely MUST build up my DECIDEDLY DEADLY MIRTH, or-

Image: OR WHAT?!?! I WILL NOT ALLOW FOR THIS, WONKA!!! WE ARE AT A BATTLE THAT COULD BE OUR VICTORY, AND YOU IDLE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER?!?! UNACCEPTABLE!!! ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!! FIGHT THEM OR DIE!!!

*PSYCHOPATH WONKA and his PSYCHOPATH OOMPA-LOOMPAS visibly lose their permanent grins for a second. Image is scary when angered like this-and at a battle that could determine the fate of EXISTENCE ITSELF, it's hard not to agree that he could have steamrolled you had he decided to come in sooner. Nevertheless, he is a boss of unimaginably powerful proportions, and definitely the kind of boss to be THAT ONE BOSS. Be on your guard.*

[Sir Sivelos]

'That one boss,' huh? Oh boy. .~.

*SIVELOS prepares himself.*

*LC lays down some CANDY-RESISTANCE buffs onto everybody. They're pretty complex for normal resistance buffs; they not only reduce Candy damage, but also lower the potency of attacks from Candy-based enemies in general.*

[Ganyu]

*casts Nocturnal Ascension; party members land a crit after KO-ing something!*

*casts Insulin Injector; party members gain doubled resistance to CANDY!*

*summons a Phyto-Hydra, Level 4, five heads, Grass/Poison typing, has the ability to break down sugar aka candy*