The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*GALLIGATH immediately lays down a brutal offensive on the third and final HIVE.*

*SIVELOS keeps doing his thing. MR. ICE assists GALLIGATH by pelting the HIVE with fire balls and ice spears.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

How do I do this?

*You...Make up a name? It really doesn't matter that much. Honestly, I'm not sure what the confusion is here. You've got to become proficient at making classes up on the fly if you want to immerse yourself in this-you're going to become more than this class, as a huge warning, as Levels are treated like EXP and actual Classes are treated like Levels.*

*GALLIGATH immediately lays down a brutal offensive on the third and final HIVE.*

*SIVELOS keeps doing his thing. MR. ICE assists GALLIGATH by pelting the HIVE with fire balls and ice spears.*

*Due to the serious amount of AA damage, it works. The 3 hives have been slain.*

Image: You, if you could just actually get in there now, I think that is enough.........What?

*The 'What' is so noticable that everyone stops fighting for a second to turn to the outside. With the sounds of war gone, you now hear the tune perfectly.*

"Willy Wonka-"

*And that's all you needed to hear, really. Wait...*

*...Oh no...OH NO...OH NOOOOOOO!!!*

*It's...It's...IT'S...*

*A figure is brutally kicked into the midst of the battle, rudly. He's dressed like a Kingsman, if a Kingsman typically dressed in purple longcoats. He has an umbrella that is clearly also a gun. He smells of candy, fiercly. And he looks positively, absolutely deranged, with a madman's grin plastered on his face.*

*IT'S PSYCHOPATH WONKA!!!*

*PSYCHOPATH OOMPA-LOOMPAS, armed to the teeth with deadly candy weaponry, pour into the field, aiding the battered offensive considerably. The CANDYMEN's power is boosted to unbelievable degrees, to the point where they are second only to PSYCHOPATH WONKA in power, strictly out of the presence of the PSYCHOPATH OOMPA-LOOMPAS alone...or what SURVIVED of said CANDYMEN. This would have totally destroyed you had they gotten in when the wave started, or even before you destroyed the 3rd HIVE. Lucky.*

PSYCHOPATH Wonka: RUDE! I absolutely MUST build up my DECIDEDLY DEADLY MIRTH, or-

Image: OR WHAT?!?! I WILL NOT ALLOW FOR THIS, WONKA!!! WE ARE AT A BATTLE THAT COULD BE OUR VICTORY, AND YOU IDLE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER?!?! UNACCEPTABLE!!! ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!! FIGHT THEM OR DIE!!!

*PSYCHOPATH WONKA and his PSYCHOPATH OOMPA-LOOMPAS visibly lose their permanent grins for a second. Image is scary when angered like this-and at a battle that could determine the fate of EXISTENCE ITSELF, it's hard not to agree that he could have steamrolled you had he decided to come in sooner. Nevertheless, he is a boss of unimaginably powerful proportions, and definitely the kind of boss to be THAT ONE BOSS. Be on your guard.*