The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS continues bum-rushing WONKA with the HYDRA and ULTRA SWORDS, racking up some decent damage.*

*GALLIGATH continues taking the attacks from the OOMPA-LOOMPAs, TRICKSTER ARCHERS, and CANDYMEN. They're astonished by the amount of HP they think GALLIGATH has.*

[Ganyu]

*PHYTO-HYDRA activates Sludge Bomb on two heads and Spring Burst on the other two. The central command head (aka the one that enemies should target to disable the other heads) activates its Primordial Overgrowth ability; all damage dealt by allies causes it to restore the same amount of HP; since Sivelos is atop of it, he gains this buff too. The ability also raises defenses though minutely since a Hydra is something tough to be taken down quickly.*

*assists GALLIGATH by using Shadow Sneak, instantly picking off the two enemy units with the least and the most HP; Nocturnal Ascension for the win!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The enemies GALLIGATH is kiting don't take damage; they're nigh invulnerable thanks to the buff WONKA gives them. You realize that GALLIGATH isn't taking them to fight them, he's taking them to buy you time to take down WONKA! Use that chance while it lasts!*

*SIVELOS keeps attacking WONKA with the HYDRA and the ULTRA SWORDS.*

[brandon_g]

I answer back... by attacking Psychopath with Fire storm!

off too bed now... night all

[Sir Sivelos]

((G'night.))

*SIVELOS and GALLIGATH continue doing their thing. MR. ICE and the END KING are sort of staying away because they think that if they interfere now, they'll be horribly destroyed. And they're very right.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SIVELOS continues bum-rushing WONKA with the HYDRA and ULTRA SWORDS, racking up some decent damage.*

*GALLIGATH continues taking the attacks from the OOMPA-LOOMPAs, TRICKSTER ARCHERS, and CANDYMEN. They're astonished by the amount of HP they think GALLIGATH has.*

*You are really DPSing the crud out of PSYCHOPATH WONKA!*

PSYCHOPATH Wonka: STOP HITTING ME!!

Justice: Keep hitting him!

*Meanwhile, the TRICKSTER ARCHERS do a special attack in response to all of this crud! They all merge into one giant super TRICKSTER ARCHER, with 9999% more TRICKSTER per square inch! They are now an AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM! They proceed to ditch the bows and fire a blast of EVERYELEMENTAL TRICKSTER! It's ridiculously powerful, and GALLIGATH's critical weakness is exploited! He is now...Erm, in whatever state he's in when he's not an undead and turning into a reuglar guy again. This will wrap up soon, though. They then decide they really like being one ultra-powerful girl and stick around in the form for a while...Uh oh...*

*PHYTO-HYDRA activates Sludge Bomb on two heads and Spring Burst on the other two. The central command head (aka the one that enemies should target to disable the other heads) activates its Primordial Overgrowth ability; all damage dealt by allies causes it to restore the same amount of HP; since Sivelos is atop of it, he gains this buff too. The ability also raises defenses though minutely since a Hydra is something tough to be taken down quickly.*

*assists GALLIGATH by using Shadow Sneak, instantly picking off the two enemy units with the least and the most HP; Nocturnal Ascension for the win!*

*SIVELOS is not on THAT HYDRA, he's referring to an AIR RIDE MACHINE and not the animal you summoned. But otherwise, that happens. The Nigh-invulnerable CANDYMEN and the AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM, however, are too powerful right now and don't even take damage! You cant find anyone weak enough for the crit bonus either!*

*The enemies GALLIGATH is kiting don't take damage; they're nigh invulnerable thanks to the buff WONKA gives them. You realize that GALLIGATH isn't taking them to fight them, he's taking them to buy you time to take down WONKA! Use that chance while it lasts!*

*SIVELOS keeps attacking WONKA with the HYDRA and the ULTRA SWORDS.*

*SIVELOS put it best, ECRIVAIN: Focus on PSYCHOPATH WONKA! Speaking of him, WONKA starts anticipating your movements through the feeling of CANDY, and uses his candy to use LV. 9999 SUGAR RUSH! It's a facimilie of TEMPORAL MARATHON that uses CANDY instead of TIME, so do the math. He quickly SWATS you right off the HYDRA with the extra time, causing it to fatally crash! That's going to need repairs. SWATS aren't very damaging, but it nearly took off a fourth of your HP, which is extraordinary! Stay on your guard, SIVELOS!*

I answer back... by attacking Psychopath with Fire storm!

off too bed now... night all

*PSYCHOPATH is stunned from your flames, but hardly HARMED. Of course, this FIRESTORM keeps building up his AGGRO, which is good. He might start really thrasing you if you get too predictable!*

((G'night.))

*SIVELOS and GALLIGATH continue doing their thing. MR. ICE and the END KING are sort of staying away because they think that if they interfere now, they'll be horribly destroyed. And they're very right.*

*The CANDYMEN activate a powerful CANDY attack: LV. 9999 PEPPERMINT SPIKES! Icy spikes of peppermint jab up from the surface of the place, nailing them both for a SAVAGE UPBRAID! That is pretty much death! They both suffer and respawn.*

*Your units are either tanking the CANDYMEN and keeping the AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM at bay if they're tanky, or help DPS PSYCHOPATH WONKA if he's not.*

*MEANWHILE, APOPH has just finished a stationary AA-MISSILE TURRET and it's schematic, allowing it to be mass produced. It will be added to the group of deployables next, after the wave is over, not like you really need dedicated AA MISSILES now. He has time to look at the...Newest addition to the jail, who's attempted to TRICKSTER her way out of her cell. It hasn't worked. It's been TRICKSTERPROOFED.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS Temporal Marathons himself up to a proper speed. He uses a COPY ESSENCE DELUXE: CRASH! Channeling the power of the ultimate Kirby weapon, a MASSIVE explosion sweeps the entire room, dealing high damage to WONKA. The AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM and the CANDYMEN are obviously unaffected, but are momentarily stunned.*

Galligath: Did I just die in my Undead Form? That's not supposed to happen!!!

[Ganyu]

Time to use that prism then.

*activates PRISM: OMEGA CIRCUIT; the prism creates a rune on one face, and similar runes appear around PSYCHOPATH WONKA, subsequently discharging purple high-voltage electricity.*

*casts Hex Rune: Abysmal Trap! A wall of black light envelopes PSYCHOPATH WONKA, rendering him paralyzed as long as the prism's electricity is running (which will end in about seven seconds)*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS can no longer use the CRASH ability for the remainder of the wave.*

Darn.

*SIVELOS barely dodges another swat.*

[Ganyu]

*casts Blood Transfusion onto Sivelos, sacrificing HP to recover that last quarter of his HP. Sivelos is now at full HP.*