The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[brandon_g]

Just let me know the next wave will take place. I am BACK... to not be the last poster!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

FWACHA! *SIVELOS uses FLASH-FLARE, level 9999! A quick flash of heat incinerates some vines! Mr. Ice finishes off the vines with a level 9999 HEAT WAVE.*

Okay, so we got the Shaymin-esque lady, the Mystery Guy, and that one with the flail… Hm… *MR. ICE sends a level 9999 COLD FRONT in the Shaymin-Lady's direction.*

*Mrs. Shaymin quickly reels from that blow and is knocked down! MACHOKARP makes some headway in breaking free! It doens't take long for her to recover, but you've discovered a definite weakness.*

*buffs MACHOKARP with Reaper's Acuity and Reaper's Cloak*

*summons vines of equal strength to constrict around the Elder Souls*

*The Shaymin lady quickly makes your own vines strangle your own units instead! This gives the attacking army a HUGE advantage.*

Shaymin Lady: Don't think you're better than me at my own game, one I've perfected for a long while...

Just let me know the next wave will take place. I am BACK... to not be the last poster!

*The next wave is NOW!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*MR. ICE is battering Shaymin-Lady with various fire and ice attacks.*

*SIVELOS is helping MACHOKARP break free.*

*GALLIGATH and the END KING are taking on the NEOTANKS.*

*NIGHTMARE, DARK MIND, and DARK META KNIGHT are handling the other units, courtesy of DMK's clone ability.*

[Wander]

ok so the shaymin-lady is being taken care of but

where the other two elder souls at

[Sir Sivelos]

((Good point!))

*SIVELOS suddenly takes a Flail to the Face. He reorients himself before summoning back-up in the form of a level 9999 SURF!*

[Ganyu]

*corrupts the vines with black magic, causing them to shrivel up and disintegrate away*

*buffs Wander and Sivelos up Nebulous Charge! +120% damage boost to effective attacks!*

Any intel on Mystery Guy? I won't take him on alone, either way.

[Sir Sivelos]

*He has armor and a flail. So far, that's it.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MR. ICE is battering Shaymin-Lady with various fire and ice attacks.*

*SIVELOS is helping MACHOKARP break free.*

*GALLIGATH and the END KING are taking on the NEOTANKS.*

*NIGHTMARE, DARK MIND, and DARK META KNIGHT are handling the other units, courtesy of DMK's clone ability.*

*MR. ICE briefly has the upper hand against Shaymin Lady, but she quickly uses a burst of PURE KINETIC ENERGY to knock MR. ICE back, and a crossbow bolt finishes MR. ICE off.*

*This above distraction allows SIVELOS to make great strides in freeing MACHOKARP.*

*The NEOTANKS have equal defense to your tanks, but you seem to almost always crit on them, rendering that a moot point and allowing you to take out dozens.*

*NIGHTMARE, DARK MIND and DARK META KNIGHT happen to roflstomp the units-none of them brought STAR MAGIC that counters any of the three, and the cloning ability ensures that they're quickly outnumbered, allowing your units to bombard them with ease. Before most of the wave is handily dealt with, they call for reinforcements-and sure enough, CLOCKSTOPPERS and their STAR-MAGIC using guns put an end to the unrestrained slaughter that the trio were dealing, but it's far too late-half the wave has just been annihilated, giving you a distinct upper hand.*

Justice: Yes! Keep the pressure up!

ok so the shaymin-lady is being taken care of but

where the other two elder souls at

*Your question is answered by the mysterious guy and his twin swords charging in and laying waste to your face.*

???: Die fast.

((Good point!))

*SIVELOS suddenly takes a Flail to the Face. He reorients himself before summoning back-up in the form of a level 9999 SURF!*

*The final Elder Soul, who is a woman, does severe damage but doesn't manage a kill-your counter SURF catches her off guard but she quickly defends from it.*

???: Tougher than you look.

*corrupts the vines with black magic, causing them to shrivel up and disintegrate away*

*buffs Wander and Sivelos up Nebulous Charge! +120% damage boost to effective attacks!*

Any intel on Mystery Guy? I won't take him on alone, either way.

*The vines disintegrate, allowing MACHOKARP free movement! As a precaution, he uses LV. 9999 GONNA FLY NOW, which, after the 2-minute visual of a workout session passes, grants him effectively TRIPLED STATS and FLIGHT, which he DIDN'T have before, oddly enough. That'll stop SHAYMIN LADY's attempts at screwing him over.*

*He has armor and a flail. So far, that's it.*

Storm: I know the trio. The one with the swords is Entry-he has personal vendetta against the Black for a variety of reasons, including his destruction of the fanatical branch of terrorists he was working for at the time and the murder of his younger brother. The one with the flail is Ashley, who was part of the aforementioned fanatical terrorists, but quickly defected and joined our cause-and the one dead center, the Shaymin cosplay? That's not a cosplay, she really is a Shaymin. Queen Natalie Crimit, to be precise, The most powerful user of life energies of our time...But she was a direct ally of the Black! Not at first, but very much one of his top lieutenants! I doubt this is of her free will-same with Ashley...

Velvetine:...So you think I could, erm, 'knock sense' into them and have them break off?

Storm: They've probably made it very hard, especially since them going unconscious is a trigger for them to use their autoporters to get to safety, but yes.

Velvetine:...Autowhats?

Storm: You know that, when Blackfox and the other RaGNaK 'Elder Souls' were defeated they vanished in a flash of light? That was the Autoporters activating, getting them out of there while they were in such a condition not to fight. It's kept our officers from untimely deaths in several instances, saving their lives when they're too wounded to fight. I don't think I actually have mine on me, though, or any of us...I think Image made those particular copies.

[brandon_g]

Who do I attack?

*Candy man comes flying in wielding his umbrella*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your targets this time are general mobs, ELDER SOULS (who you DO NOT SOLO), and NEOTANKS. Pick one to pull and aggro, though do keep in mind Aggro doesn't seem to really work on ELDER SOULS.*

*Your Umbrella is THE WILY WONKA WHACKTACULAR, picked from PSYCHOPATH WONKA's dead corpse for good reason. It's one of the strongest weapons of it's type. You're offensive powers are still weak, but NOW your attacks will actually mean things get hurt when you use them!*