The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SIVELOS classes up to ODYSSEY OF STORMS! He gains a nifty ability that basically functions as a LIGHTNING ROD that also heals him.*

*APOPH classes up to LIGHT BEARER and inspects the BLANK MASK CARD.*

Apoph: What do you reckon this does?

Something important, I bet. Wait wait wait, we had another one similar to this… But LC has it, and he's… incapacitated.

Also, HEALS SOULS!? We need that! We can finally heal LC's soul, and re-fuse him. We'd need to spare DC, though… But when we re-fuse them, it's basically the same as killing him.


Mr. Ice: I'm aware that my king is dead. Yes, it is a shame… But End Knights are taught that casualties during war are only natural, and bound to happen eventually. A deity must eventually fall is a popular saying from my culture. Now that the End King and his Caretakers are dead, I suppose I inherit his title, as his second in command. I knew my King would die eventually, but in a place like this? Heh. Color me surprised. *MR. ICE is mourning his King's death, yes… But he was trained to keep a level head and, for lack of a better term, 'be cool.'*

---Somewhere else---

???: HEY!! They're gone!?

???: Yeah! Where are they? They couldn't have...

???: No. We would have noticed if the Ultimate Blacksmith succeeded. Rather, we would not feel anything, as we would all be swimming in the Void.

???: Décevant… Oh! Perhaps we could go meet them? Those ones we've been keeping an eye on.

???: Yes… If the Ultimate Blacksmith is on the move, something must have gone wrong. Perhaps, the Oblivion Lord cannot just be 'killed,' as one might know it. The Ultimate Blacksmith has proven himself to be quite dangerous… Then the AntIvOId is our only hope.

???: …We must depart.

???: Ooooh! Can I drive!?

???: If you must.

???: Ahohohohahaha! Most excellent!

???: Let's hope that thing I installed in the ship works...

*The SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE has reverted to its glitchy, typical state while inside this incompatible reality. You cannot use it here. Well, not without extreme stupidity and probably destroying his soul entirely. Not to mention...How would you capture DARK CHAOS? Without him, re-merging CHAOS is impossible. On top of all of this, ECRIVAIN owns the SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE, not you. What he does with it is up to HIM. Not you. This can pose major problems.*

[Sir Sivelos]

I… hm. You got a point there…

Apoph: Maybe we could beat him into submission.

Mr. Ice: The Phantom or Dark Chaos?

Apoph: Heh.

Right...

[ant2011]

I'm gonna win this, so nyeh

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I… hm. You got a point there…

Apoph: Maybe we could beat him into submission.

Mr. Ice: The Phantom or Dark Chaos?

Apoph: Heh.

Right...

*There is no way you could take it out of his inventory.*

I'm gonna win this, so nyeh

*You get points for effort. Nothing else.*

*We decide to skip to the part where you are back at base, because quite frankly for now we just have to wait.*

Tazz: You heard the Narrator. Just wait and figure out what we want to do with the crafting materials...I still can't believe we got tricked like that, though.

*For reasons that should be obvious, ECRIVAIN has both the SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE and the TIME'S REMORSE. However, there is enough of everything else for everyone.*

[Sir Sivelos]

So, we're just waiting for this visit, huh? I wonder what it… no, who, it'll be.

--Somewhere else, again.--

Spoiler:

???: …Change course.

???: Eh? What!? But we are so close!

???: I had a thought… What if we were to come across the Oblivion Lord as he is currently, and restore him to life?

???: Uh… What about it?

???: You still fail to see this wondrous opportunity? If we were to restore the Oblivion Lord, then we would most likely gain his allegiance. And according to the Eternal Archive, the Oblivion Lord controls the Void, a force of nonexistence that is more or less unstoppable.

???: Freaky… Aruff...

???: Accomplishing our goal would be child's play with the Oblivion Lord on our side. Warm up the DAED! Spread the troops out, and equip them with Soul Divining Rods.

???: Yes sir!

???: The perfect world has become clearer… It is within reach, if we accomplish this. If not, and the AntIvOId finds the Oblivion Lord… There's always...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Almost forgot.*

*TAZZ classes up to BANDIT. You see, once, Bandit Class had literally such Magikarp Power, that 99% of known adventurers took it immediately, not realizing how this world works at all, and that you actually had to take it LATER to build up the critical stats needed to not make the early game hell. Plus, it's a Glass Cannon. It can wipe a room and get double L00T, but you will likely get wiped. And thus, Video game Bandits exist.*

*REBECCA classes up to SEAFRONT TITAN! As usual for her, this capitalizes on her nature of being a massive stone wall, and comboing it with nice water skills.*

*OMINOUS classes up to HEATMASTER! A fragile speedster specializing in FIRE skills and very direct damage, comparable to the scout.*

*CARCINO...Needs a better introduction.*

Carcino: Hey, we met under extremely-

*YOU DO.*

(YOU DO.)

Carcino: ALRIGHT! I'm Carcino, this is my buddy Jeremy, we were both trapped underground an icy mountain range trying to dodge several d(a)emonic slavers because they wanted us as prinnies. I got several Pokemon, an awesome gun, this guy as a friend, and a hate of ice a mile wide. If I am to die, throw my corpse into the sun so I don't have to freeze.

Tazz:...Oh. Wow. Yeah, those guys are jerks.

*Forgot to mention. Prinny-Tazz snuffed it on the pile of Arbitarian Energy as well.*

*With that, CARCINO classes up to GUNKNIGHT, which is basically a knight with a gun. Very average.*

*JEREMY classes up to GIBBERISH-SPEWER, which is a tanky class specializing in using SONICS to debilitate their foes via gibberish.*

Carcino: I'm sorry, Gibberish-Spewer?!

Jeremy: You'd best off not knowing my former classes.

*Let it be clear: The Class-up applies to every survivor that isn't an Elder Soul.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Nice to meet you, Carcino, Jeremy. Name's Sivelos, and this is Apoph.

Apoph: Just excuse the fact that I look like his older brother.

Yeah. I don't get it either!

[brandon_g]

Who are we attacking now?

[Sir Sivelos]

Nobody. Just chill for now, okay?

…And wait, hatred of ice…?

*MR. ICE, picking up on the awkward situation, has fled! He's roaming about the base, as he never got a good look at it… ever.*

[Ganyu]

*classes up to ICE SUMMONER, gaining the spells to summon ice-based creatures*

*classes up to ARBITER OF DARKNESS; increased potency of dark spells as well as minute defense boosts each time dark spells are used (by anyone or anything)*

*consults Jirachi-Tazz regarding Time's Remorse*