The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

Forge: Ah, lovely. You have a nice eye for L00T. *FORGE crafts the FURY ROAD, and gives it to TAZZ, causing it to bind to him.*

*For SIVELOS, FORGE makes the following: A perfect replica of ULTIMATE GALAXIA, the sword that was stolen by KRATHLOS not too long ago. It appears identical to the original that SIVELOS had in every way; a pronged longsword made of a glittering silvery metal, crazy attack power, and other attributes that make it horrendously broken.*

Forge: This is the last time I'm making this for you. Ultimate Weapon Catalysts are my magnum opus, and invaluable… Don't lose this one again.

You next. *FORGE points at Rebecca.*

[Ganyu]

Those Magma gargoyles ought to cool down.

[Sir Sivelos]

*If they did, their skin would harden, and they would be stuck like that until they starved or died of old age. It does render them totally invulnerable, so that's a plus.*

*Pyromancer Magma Gargoyles actually take advantages of this by changing the temperature of their bodies as a defensive measure. You learn something new every day.*

*You still can't access FORGE's secret L00T stashes.*

[brandon_g]

Squeezes into this thread, in false hopes of being the last.

[Wander]

nah

nice try tho

[Ganyu]

*If they did, their skin would harden, and they would be stuck like that until they starved or died of old age. It does render them totally invulnerable, so that's a plus.*

*Pyromancer Magma Gargoyles actually take advantages of this by changing the temperature of their bodies as a defensive measure. You learn something new every day.*

*You still can't access FORGE's secret L00T stashes.*

I knew you would take it literally. ;)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*REBECCA takes out a BROKEN KEY, and a non-special duplicate that is fixed. It's adorned with a black rose.*

Rebecca: I took this from something that truly deserved the title of monster-I kept a stensil of it in case I needed to forge it, but, as it turns out, a simple replica won't work...The original has extremely rare materials and strenghtened by Blood Magic...It's absolutely invaluable that this is repaired, what it unlocks is vital to stopping that monster. I know it's cliche, but it's still important. Also something I'll have to do on my own, I think...

*Blood Magic is NOT evil, as though it uses blood, the blood must be given willingly, making any evil sorcerors looking to get at it in a bit of a bind-and henceforth most users wind up using their own blood. Blood Magic users frequently pay people to donate blood for them if they live somewhere urban enough. Alternatively, self-harm and healing magic, which regenerates blood-though the latter is unadvised on your own and, as expected, painful.*

Tazz: You could just ask a vamp-

*Vampires are the undisputed masters of Blood Magic, as their blood is re-usable by some oddity, as well as far more potent-and the blood they can drain from others is considered 'willingly given,' stupidly enough. It makes them unparalleled in the use of it.*

Rebecca: Almost every one I know I have killed within good reason, and the few I haven't killed are on the chopping block for good reason. *REBECCA hands FORGE a bag of blood* I hardly expect you to dabble in magics that require sacrifice without the sacrifice at hand...Yes, this is my blood, if you must know.

*LIGHT CHAOS'es mind suddenly drifts back to the orb that was within the pile of NIDHOGG's L00T, the one that belonged to LIGHTNING LORD. He pulls it out-it's got a serious crack that prevents its use. Whatever it is for, it is useless in this state, and it's of LEGENDARY quality...And marked as unable to be sold. That must mean it's plot-important somehow.*

[Ganyu]

Thank for that lecture about blood magic which was of course a topic I'm familiar with.

Now, can I start crafting that much-desirable tome?

[Sir Sivelos]

Forge: Be patient, Phantom Lord. It will be your turn soon. *FORGE takes the blood - you hear him gag slightly in his armor - and begins crafting the key. A few moments later, REBECCA'S Key is ready. It looks as good as new, like the day it was first made. He hands it back to REBECCA.*

*LIGHT CHAOS hands FORGE the MYSTERIOUS ORB.* Light Chaos I'm not very sure what this is… But I recall it belonging to one of the Lords. Perhaps you could repair it…?

*FORGE inspects the BROKEN ORB. Though his metallic face is next to expressionless, you can tell he's somewhat concerned.*

Forge: This… This belonged to Lightning Lord, last I checked. This is a piece of work, this… Yes, I'll see what I can do. *FORGE begins crafting.*

[Ganyu]

I: Time
Time is a human construct.
Time is an illusion, a perception,
a dimension that even nonexistence can occupy;
a space where space flows and darkness lights.
Considering that I have memories from every ebb and flow of moons' pull,
every cycle of regeneration in flesh and tissue, every materialization and
destruction of stone, steel and wood, I would say that I have worn
Patience and have much reversed and contorted it.

*attempts a Mind Control spell on a Magma Gargoyle*