The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Wander]

REDDY 4 FREDDY HAH--

but ye les go

[Dennis Jansen]

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Ditto

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Oh, yeah! Let's do this!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YES! Let's proceed into… whatever this dungeon's name is.

Light Chaos: Indeed.

REDDY 4 FREDDY HAH--

but ye les go

*You venture into the DIMENSIONAL HOLE. First WANDER, then SIVELOS, then APOPH, then BAHAMUT, then ECRIVAIN, then DENNIS, then-BLIP! The INTERSUPERDIMENSIONAL HOLE suddenly got cut short! Everyone else has been left behind!*

Bahamut:...Uh-oh.

???: Uh-oh indeed, envahisseurs!

*You turn to see a lizard-man wielding a rapier pointing at you.*

???: Welcome aboard the Grand Zyz, my masterpiece! I am Master Aeolus of the Unity of the Legion, and your little...Skirmish with our forces before was not at all taken lightly. No no no, that meant war! In any case, we hold valuable cargo, the corpse of the great Kami Lord himself, and that much should be beyond the barbaric scourge of war. Possibly able to be ressurected as well, very fine condition, only a single laceration on the neck! The Legion could always use such fine support from such a revered figure...As for you. Well, envahisseurs, I suppose that this will be the part where I say to you, Au Revoir!

*You are launched into the sky by a massive spring plate on the GRAND ZYZ, sending you flying. You see LOADS of ships around you of all classes, masterfully placed. On one of them, a good distance from the GRAND ZYZ, is a coffin with several important-looking figures surrounding it...It looks like Aeolus wasn't bluffing. There's also a massive sea of DOOM LAVA before you, a nasty shade of purple able to kill ANYTHING! Like a bottomless pit, except this pit will burn you to death. Even if you're fireproof. Fortunatley, this would be a sucky dungeon if you landed in that.*

*You all take a rough, but damage-less landing aboard a ship near the outskirts of the massive fleet instead, and it looks like this wasn't part of Aeolus'es grand plan. Fortunately, as it is a fleet, firing upon you is stupid-friendly fire doesn't really exist as far as ships go, unlike infantry or light land/air vehicles. Unfortunately, you're still subject to the crew, and these lot don't seem very happy about you suddenly interrupting their daily cleaning session.*

Aeolus, over intercom: Um. You were supposed to fall into the doom lava, but...Oh no, SAILORS! QUICKLY, KNOCK THEM OVERBOARD, AVEC TOUTE HÂTE!!

*The MOP SALIORS aggress you!*

*The UNITY OF THE LEGION versus the AntIvOId! Ladies and Gentlemen, ACTION!!!!!!!!!*

[Sir Sivelos]

((Aeolus doesn't have a rapier, Tazz. He has a longsword and a rifle. Taurus has a rapier, though!))

Oh, you... *SIVELOS swings ULTIMATE GALAXIA, slicing apart some MOP SAILORS.*

Aeolus: Aha! Manifique! Just as the reports foretold, you are all such beauties! Shame you are an opposing faction...

*APOPH uses SHADOW BALL!*

[Dennis Jansen]

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Ditto

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Ohoho... *transforms into Magmortar*

LET'S BEAT SOME SAILORS!

*uses lava plume on the MOP SAILORS*

BURN! BURN YOU IDIOTS!

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses CHAINS OF JUPITER! Phantasmal chains of glowing electricity fly out, electrocuting the MOP SAILORS.*

*APOPH uses PHOTOBURST! A large explosion of light blasts out of APOPH, dealing damage and blinding the MOP SAILORS within the vicinity.*

[Dennis Jansen]

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Magmortar

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*sprays the MOP SAILORS with flamethrower*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((Aeolus doesn't have a rapier, Tazz. He has a longsword and a rifle. Taurus has a rapier, though!))

Oh, you... *SIVELOS swings ULTIMATE GALAXIA, slicing apart some MOP SAILORS.*

Aeolus: Aha! Manifique! Just as the reports foretold, you are all such beauties! Shame you are an opposing faction...

*APOPH uses SHADOW BALL!*

*MOP SAILORS are immediately slain! But not all of them, but some.*

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Ditto

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Ohoho... *transforms into Magmortar*

LET'S BEAT SOME SAILORS!

*uses lava plume on the MOP SAILORS*

BURN! BURN YOU IDIOTS!

*the MOP SAILORS counter with SURF! A wave of water hits the deck and crashes into you! You are dangerously close to the edge! If you're pushed off, you can still fly-but from there, if you're attacked AT ALL and it HITS, levitation will not save you. Be wary!*

*SIVELOS uses CHAINS OF JUPITER! Phantasmal chains of glowing electricity fly out, electrocuting the MOP SAILORS.*

*APOPH uses PHOTOBURST! A large explosion of light blasts out of APOPH, dealing damage and blinding the MOP SAILORS within the vicinity.*

*MOP SAILORS are not known for their defenses. You have slain them all!*

Aeolus: Ah, marvelous! Your beautiful show of power could move the hearts of many! But you have made an enemy of the Legion, and the Legion shall not forgive that easily!

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Magmortar

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*sprays the MOP SAILORS with flamethrower*

*ALL MOP SAILORS have been slain!*

*Aboard this ship is a teleporter to other ships, allowing you to head around and warp from them. Not all of them have open components like the one you happened to wander into-but be wary when you are outside! Falling down will kill you instantly, no matter what! There are two colors: Green and Red. There are only two green ones here-one is titled L.N.U. Yesterday, and the other is L.N.U. Tomorrow.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm... I reckon L.N.U. Tomorrow is good.

Apoph: Splitting up here would be dangerous.

Uh... Let's a go! *SIVELOS steps on the L.N.U. Tomorrow.*

[Dennis Jansen]

Dennis the Ditto
Current form: Magmortar

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*de-transforms*

L.N.U Yesterday sounds like the best...
Meep... I don't know what to do!!!