The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Caite-chan]

He doesn't exist in the first place.

[Sir Sivelos]

Um...

Light Chaos: It's best not to think about it too much.

[Caite-chan]

Unlike me who can't die in the first place because I'm immortal...lol.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A razor-sharp piece of shrapnel kills Catie-Chan. Unfortunately, Immortality DOES NOT, in fact, make you immune to death, only immune to every death that isn't direct physical harm. All manner of illness (and poisoning for that matter) is a matter of no worry; burning, drowning, crushing, impalement, slashing, stabbing, ripping, frying, or any other hideously painful method of death? Sorry. No dice.*

WHO THREW THAT SHRAPNEL?!

*Try as Tazz might find some idiot to turn into a fine red paste, it seems that the only power at work here was the power of tempting fate that Catie decided to do.*

[Caite-chan]

*Comes from the kitchen with a shake*

Awwww so much for my doppelganger.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Shrapnel becomes possessed by a ghost which shoves it up the (possible second Doppelganger's) neck of Catie-Chan. If it was a doppelganger, the ghost then finds the real deal and repeats.*

*Tazz finds the ghost and pummels it with his bare hands.*

*Catie respawns.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Too many Caites for me. I can only handle so much sarcasm at once, and I'm a major part of it already.

[Caite-chan]

Don't make me firebend or earthbend you two.

[Sir Sivelos]

Please, don't. It'd be a very minor inconvenience to me. It'd ruin my day. D:

[Caite-chan]

I could throw rocks at someone and fire at another.