The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[legendary_addict]

Agnes: But I use life hacks. That's how I got an A+ in Maths .3.
Agnes, I think that hack is called studying
Agnes: It's still a hack in my opinion. Also, I'm still too confused on how to actually so stuff. If this is kinda like a fantasy battle, then LA can probably make me do something more interesting than just typing these words in.
Yeah, I'm not getting most of the stuff yet. Maybe a little more explanation will do it. Or more deaths.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Apoph: Oh my god! You idiots just keep coming! *APOPH morphs into his APOPHIS form and uses UNIQUETECH: FANGS OF APOPHIS. You know what this does.*

*SIVELOS is continuing to blast music, seemingly oblivious to the fight with FREEDOM out on the deck. He seems to have locked the door to the cockpit and disabled any teleporters to it. The music in question, out of sheer random chance, happens to be FREEDOM's least favorite song in the history of ever.*

*So, music in general that isn't praising him. So, music in general.*

Freedom: Stop the music, there's no pledging to me!

*Also, if you weren't aware-you smartly dragged the coffin into the cockpit to prevent it from falling over as you made your daring maneuvers and are dueling there. You are completely targetable. Also, DIVINE WIND has worn off as well.*

*You slam into FREEDOM, but as you do so, you are silenced and cannot use special moves! This locks you out of healing!*

Freedom is a rapist?!?! *makes a swift report to the Carnal Knowledge Safety Bureau*

*casts Shadow of Unmaking; a devastating ray of darkness screens across the entire field.*

Freedom: I AM NOT A RAPIST!!!

*Freedom ENRAGES, boosting his stats! His denial of the actual truth is sickening but still very fierce.*

Freedom: BUT I'M NOT, I'M SERIOUS!!! I DON'T EVEN GET INTO WOMEN!!!

*We never said you did get into women.*

Freedom: OR MEN!

*We never said you did get into men.*

Freedom: THIS IS WHY THE ULTIMATE ORDER HAS TO COME IN-THAT WAY NO-ONE CAN CONFUSE ME FOR A RAPIST!!!

*Yes, ECRIVAIN fired his lazor at FREEDOM during this time. No, FREEDOM's beefy resistance prevents MAGICAL DAMAGE from ever being an issue. You are also SILENCED, and unable to use specials of any variety, which, in your case, is rather fatal.*

Agnes: But I use life hacks. That's how I got an A+ in Maths .3.
Agnes, I think that hack is called studying
Agnes: It's still a hack in my opinion. Also, I'm still too confused on how to actually so stuff. If this is kinda like a fantasy battle, then LA can probably make me do something more interesting than just typing these words in.
Yeah, I'm not getting most of the stuff yet. Maybe a little more explanation will do it. Or more deaths.

*You need L00T! lots of it! Also, you need to defend yourself! Otherwise FREEDOM will-*

Freedom: OH FOR THE LOVE OF THE ULTIMATE ORDER SHUT UP!!! I AM NOT A RAPIST AND I NEVER WILL BE OF MY OWN CONSCIOUS VOL...

*FREEDOM trails off, as if remembering something unpleasant.*

Freedom:...CONSCIOUS VOLITION!!!

*That was suspicious, and in a way that doesn't relate to, you know, that.*