The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*You're both paralyzed. APOPH appreciates the thought, however.*

*Over the loudspeaker, the normal blasting of music resumes.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Agnes: Oh hey, I died again. That's fun. I might just think on what I shluld do because I'm confused why LA even brought me here.
I brought you here because why not. I never knew you'd die countless times. Think of something and get your first kill or something.
Agnes: Nyeh, I am thinking. *keeps eating popcorn* What's happening anyway? o3o

*You are a (presumed) recruit to the AntIvOId, who kill stuff for L00T and justice and stuff.*

Okay, LA, here's the gist of it:

We are a mercenary group whose current goal is to complete Soulquests (if you've played Persona, you should know what this is). We're currently doing mine, which is to retrieve the corpse of a Physical God called Kami Lord, which we are currently trying to do. However, a rapist jerk named Freedom, who's a part of an opposing faction called the RaGNaK, is trying to get in our way.

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*The loudspeakers' music suddenly cuts out, and you hear a catchy tune playing instead. You hear SIVELOS shout in anger about advertisements from the cockpit.*

Apoph: Urgh, I hate status ailments... *APOPH uses - or attempts too, anyway - ROYAL INFIRMARY! APOPH is fully healed with the PARALYSIS gone; if it works, that is.*

*Soulquests don't exist in Persona, period. There's some other mechanic there, but there's no main protagonist and the gist of the game is so different from Persona that trying to migrate the actual mechanic is not worth it.*

*APOPH heals himself but wastes his energy!*

YO SIV PLAY SOME TRAP

when the dumb ads are over and all

Agnes: Well, LA has never played Persona--
But I'm planning on playing it!
Agnes: So I'm just going to mess around, now I know what's happening. *goes near a coffin and opens it while wearing her leather gloves* Cool. *takes a selfie and goes back to her spot, and starts making something.

*You fail to open it! There's no way you know of to open it!*

*KAMI LORD's coffin is too heavy to even lift, do you think you'd be able to open it? You still manage to nail the selfie, but with a closed coffin.*

Apoph: Heurgh… I hate this! Paralysis can go [REDACTED]! *You are slightly taken aback at APOPH's sudden use of vulgarity. He always managed to keep a level head, so it's a bit odd to see him snap like that.*

Apoph: Guh… I once got paralysis-hax six times in a row. You can understand why I hate paralysis so much…

((That actually happened by the way…))

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Also, before I forget:

What is your class? Your class serves as your base stat spread and ability. You can change classes once you hit cap level, which has not as much of an effect on your stats as you may think. Sivelos (yours truly) and The Nonexistent Tazz (just called Tazz) have the most class-ups, currently.

*You're going to hate Paralysis forever shortly.*

((IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND I THINK I DIED LAUGHING

ALSO DIDNT IT HAPPEN LIKE TWICE OMFG--))

apoph needs huuuugs ovo

*minibot hugs, yay*

*You hug APOPH!*

*The RaGNaK are firing as many guns as they can at you, but at this stage, none will really stop you. In fact, nothing will fully stop this ship barring death or the captain's (SIVELOS'es) Incapacitation.*

*At which point, FREEDOM leaps aboard, creating a fiery explosion on the port.*

Freedom: With the werewolf gone, I can kill you without the threat of being torn to pieces, AND YOU WILL STOP CALLING ME A RAPIST!!!

*You're halfway through!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Apoph: Oh my god! You idiots just keep coming! *APOPH morphs into his APOPHIS form and uses UNIQUETECH: FANGS OF APOPHIS. You know what this does.*

*SIVELOS is continuing to blast music, seemingly oblivious to the fight with FREEDOM out on the deck. He seems to have locked the door to the cockpit and disabled any teleporters to it. The music in question, out of sheer random chance, happens to be FREEDOM's least favorite song in the history of ever.*

[Ganyu]

Freedom is a rapist?!?! *makes a swift report to the Carnal Knowledge Safety Bureau*

*casts Shadow of Unmaking; a devastating ray of darkness screens across the entire field.*

[legendary_addict]

Agnes: But I use life hacks. That's how I got an A+ in Maths .3.
Agnes, I think that hack is called studying
Agnes: It's still a hack in my opinion. Also, I'm still too confused on how to actually so stuff. If this is kinda like a fantasy battle, then LA can probably make me do something more interesting than just typing these words in.
Yeah, I'm not getting most of the stuff yet. Maybe a little more explanation will do it. Or more deaths.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Apoph: Oh my god! You idiots just keep coming! *APOPH morphs into his APOPHIS form and uses UNIQUETECH: FANGS OF APOPHIS. You know what this does.*

*SIVELOS is continuing to blast music, seemingly oblivious to the fight with FREEDOM out on the deck. He seems to have locked the door to the cockpit and disabled any teleporters to it. The music in question, out of sheer random chance, happens to be FREEDOM's least favorite song in the history of ever.*

*So, music in general that isn't praising him. So, music in general.*

Freedom: Stop the music, there's no pledging to me!

*Also, if you weren't aware-you smartly dragged the coffin into the cockpit to prevent it from falling over as you made your daring maneuvers and are dueling there. You are completely targetable. Also, DIVINE WIND has worn off as well.*

*You slam into FREEDOM, but as you do so, you are silenced and cannot use special moves! This locks you out of healing!*

Freedom is a rapist?!?! *makes a swift report to the Carnal Knowledge Safety Bureau*

*casts Shadow of Unmaking; a devastating ray of darkness screens across the entire field.*

Freedom: I AM NOT A RAPIST!!!

*Freedom ENRAGES, boosting his stats! His denial of the actual truth is sickening but still very fierce.*

Freedom: BUT I'M NOT, I'M SERIOUS!!! I DON'T EVEN GET INTO WOMEN!!!

*We never said you did get into women.*

Freedom: OR MEN!

*We never said you did get into men.*

Freedom: THIS IS WHY THE ULTIMATE ORDER HAS TO COME IN-THAT WAY NO-ONE CAN CONFUSE ME FOR A RAPIST!!!

*Yes, ECRIVAIN fired his lazor at FREEDOM during this time. No, FREEDOM's beefy resistance prevents MAGICAL DAMAGE from ever being an issue. You are also SILENCED, and unable to use specials of any variety, which, in your case, is rather fatal.*

Agnes: But I use life hacks. That's how I got an A+ in Maths .3.
Agnes, I think that hack is called studying
Agnes: It's still a hack in my opinion. Also, I'm still too confused on how to actually so stuff. If this is kinda like a fantasy battle, then LA can probably make me do something more interesting than just typing these words in.
Yeah, I'm not getting most of the stuff yet. Maybe a little more explanation will do it. Or more deaths.

*You need L00T! lots of it! Also, you need to defend yourself! Otherwise FREEDOM will-*

Freedom: OH FOR THE LOVE OF THE ULTIMATE ORDER SHUT UP!!! I AM NOT A RAPIST AND I NEVER WILL BE OF MY OWN CONSCIOUS VOL...

*FREEDOM trails off, as if remembering something unpleasant.*

Freedom:...CONSCIOUS VOLITION!!!

*That was suspicious, and in a way that doesn't relate to, you know, that.*

[legendary_addict]

Agnes: Oh. So this is some sort of RPG. Cool. So do we pick classes and stuff, or do we work to get them? Or are there nothing at all?
Agnes, what kind of RPG doesn't have classes....
Agnes: Uhm....Pokemon? You work hard to capture the most powerful Pokemon and stuff. Does that count?
Uhh....I guess so... You got a point this time .3.

[Ganyu]

Wow he just raped me of my powers.

[Sir Sivelos]

Okay guys, try not to make too many rape jokes. It's not that funny unless you're calling Freedom one.

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GUH-- *SIVELOS, out of spite, cranks up the music again. PANDORA suddenly receives a psychic message.*

<Hi, Pandora! It seems your Divine Wind wore off… Freedom's got me silenced, so I can't do much. Could you reapply it? Thanks in advance!>

*APOPH uses CRABHAMMER! The PLANET ON A STICK's planet-like head morphs into a crab claw, which is slammed into FREEDOM like… well, a hammer.*

[brandon_g]

When is the next wave? Now that I will be on here for GCEA everyday I will put in my best effort into checking this thread as well.