The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Bulbasaur]

Bulbasaur: *shushes Sivelos* it's a trap for him so you can beat him

[Sir Sivelos]

Thank ya mang. *uses said trap to hopefully gain the upperhand*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The Sacred sword scores an unprecedented DIRE ANIMADVERSION! A DIRE ANIMADVERSION is effectively a one-shot unless the opponent has more than 1 HP bar, as this attack completely empties the HP bar! The unbeaten MASHPOTATO SAMURAI has been defeated!**

**Not being considered any level of enemy beyond standard fare despite his immense power, his L00T$PL0$10N is kind of weak, but includes his Legendary-Rarity Mashed Blade! It's considerably stronger than anything SIVELOS or APOTH (the most qualified sword wielders) have...Though, both find it beyond their level. Don't even think LIGHT CHAOS can wield it, his weapon is shields. For now, this is going in the inventory.**

[Sir Sivelos]

We can decide who can get it later on.

Apophis-Ra: Of course.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The Keldeo from before approaches from where he was heading.**

*AUGHGHGAAAAGHGAH!!*

**The Narrator is losing his mind somewhat more than usual.**

Tazz:...It's the Keldeo, isn't it?

**Gee, you think?!**

Tazz:...Ugh, let's just follow these hoofprints as far as we can before he catches up...I have a bad feeling about this.

Rebecca: But isn't it a Legend?

Ominous: The Narrator may just illogically hate horses. He IS an Elder Deity of Chaos, after all.

*I DO NOT ILLOGICALLY HATE HORSES!*

Ominous:...No comment.

[Sir Sivelos]

I recommend the Narrator should eat a Snickers. He's not him when he's hungry. **SIVELOS makes haste Keldeo-ward!**

Apophis-Ra: (What kind of Elder Soul is a Keldeo? It's a pony!)

[Ganyu]

*Shadows gather into a languid pool of saccharine whispers and an inaudible murmuring. Slowly, a phantasmal pitch-black being took form from the shadows, however, there was a distinct void in its antimatter form, as though a piece of shadow had been torn (if it could be torn) away from it.*

"I suggest you fill me in, gentlemen..." It rasped.

*Sulphur and smog, or traces of it, could be seen billowing from the void in the phantom.*

[Sir Sivelos]

**Apophis-Ra whirls around, pointing his TRI-FLAIL at ECRIVAIN.**

Apophis-Ra: Who is this phantasm!? An enemy?!

Apoph, calm down! He's an ally! It's Ecrivain!

Apophis-Ra: I do not recall...

Light Chaos: He is one of our allies, Apophis-Ra. He was the Phantom Lord, remember?

Apophis-Ra: …Very well... **Apoph lowers his TRI-FLAIL and continues following the hoof prints.**

…Am I really that prone to anger? I know I'm paranoid, but jeez…

Er… Anyway, we came here to find an Elder Soul, which I'm guessing is that Keldeo over there. **gestures to the Keldeo**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The Narrator doesn't get hungry. Ever.**

**On another note, welcome back Ecrivain..**

**Sivelos, apparently deciding to bite the bullet and get the bad meta over with quickly, rushes towards the Keldeo who is obviously causing the Narrator much aggravation.**

[Ganyu]

"Good despairs and tribulations... I may have survived a fully-charged blast from a demon trying to kill a necromantic dragon but I'm in no mood to get into another scuffle," the ghost sighed.

*Black mana swirls in a hazy cocoon around the phantom as it communicates.*