The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Ganyu]

*exploits the advantageous SHEER COLD to generate an army of Ice Elemental Birds (aka Water Elemental Birds that have been Frozen), though the Phantom suspects they won't buffer much damage from the "Red King"*

Anyone needs help to unfreeze?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Red King isn't here. That you know of, but then again, the Hydro Lord was, so the Lava Lord could also be lurking somewhere...The real question is though, how did Hydro Lord get here?*

*As Tazz is a money-hungry mercenary, he wastes no time in kicking the corpse with enough force to destroy neighboring universes (not like ANY kick at these levels shouldn't be doing that) and gives the Hydro Lord a swan song, exploding it in a L00T$PL0$10N!*

BOSS OVER L00T OBTAINED!

[Sir Sivelos]

*For a midboss, HYDRO LORD drops very good L00T, with some unique L00T for Hydro Lord sitting at the top of the pile. The set includes the TRITON ROBES, and the POLAR TRIDENT, which is a trident made entirely out of ice. Looking at these L00T items, it makes you wonder why Hydro Lord didn't use them in the first place.*

Just gonna... *SIVELOS takes the TRITON ROBES and some other L00T.*

[Wander]

i would take the trident

but im not much of an ice person

so im just uh

//takes a few other L00T

[VeloJello]

*Velo pops in, snags a small amount of l00t to correspond with coming in late.*

You guys were busy when I was gone.

[Sir Sivelos]

Yep, like always.

I wonder why Kami Lord is dead... He was immortal, last I checked.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Tazz takes the Polar Triton. For quick reference, color of L00T name indicates rarity of L00T, going by standard MMO color code (Re: Blue is only Rare, Purple is Epic.)*

Author: W()nderful...N() L()()T f()r me...

Tazz: What's with the parentheses?

Author: I can have a typing quirk!

Tazz: Wonderful...

Author: Wait, I see s()mething...()h, yes!

*The Author digs in and finds an Aquarius Blade, a razor edge made of pure water! This is part of the 12-piece Zodiac Set, which is kind of misleading, as they are all weapons. Nevertheless...*

Author: This will d().

*All the L00T has been collected...Now, onto the final boss of this area, while wondering how Hydro Lord got here.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS moves forward. He has a bad feeling on what comes next.*

[VeloJello]

*VELO steps forward, preparing a few INSTANT SPELLS while idly wondering how the heck the AUTHOR got into HOMESTUCK.*

[Sir Sivelos]

This isn't right... Why would Hydro Lord, of all people, be here? This doesn't make sense.

Light Chaos: Perhaps the Narrator is messing with us.

Yeah, maybe.