The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[VeloJello]

Ghostwriter claimed they were blending tomato juice. But there are better uses for a blender, like blending banana smoothies.

[Sir Sivelos]

Or smoothies in general. Especially fruity ones, those are my favorite. ;w;

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Time for another one of those one-off 'Demonic Spiders' that are coincidentally strong enough to NOT be a pest to the party, but not strong enough to actually be a Demonic Spider to you!*

*STRIFE!*

*ELECTRIC BLENDER ELEMENTAL draws near!*

*This fierce beast is a furious, nasty, whirling and shocking force of devastation against all fruit-based life forms, and one of the purest representations of one of the FOUR ULTIMATE ELEMENTS, along side RANCH DRESSING, PIANO KEYS, and SEVERED LEFT PINKIES. As can be imagined, he's immune to ELECTRIC BLENDER damage.*

[VeloJello]

I've never been gladder to not be a FRUIT-BASED LIFE FORM.

*VELO casts GUARDING LIGHT on the PARTY. The DEFENSE of the PARTY has increased! Try not to get sliced and diced!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Light Chaos: Do I spot a plug over there?

LC, you're making sense.

Light Chaos: We could literally just unplug-

But we need to beat it up! *SIVELOS uses a level 9999 SACRED SWORD on the Blender*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*There is no plug! There is only ELECTRIC BLENDER ELEMENTAL. Nevertheless, you deal a considerably powerful amount of damage.*

*Ominous uses LV. 9999 STONE EDGE! The knotted stone of the area rises up in sword-like formations and stabs the ELECTRIC BLENDER ELEMENTAL from EVERY DIRECTION!*

Tazz: Might as well test this out...*Tazz uses the POLAR TRIDENT, and stabs the ELECTRIC BLENDER ELEMENTAL for RIDICULOUS DAMAGE!*

*Rebecca uses GUARDING LIGHT as well, stacking the effect Velocity laid down!*

*The ELECTRIC BLENDER ELEMENTAL uses LV. 9999 KILLOWAT BLADES! The many whirling blades of the ELEMENTAL whirr up MUCH faster than usual, all the while crackling with electricity! He charges forward at LIGHT CHAOS!*

*BRUTAL AFFRONT! 25x DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!*

[VeloJello]

*VELO summons a LASER LIGHT CANNON borrowed from the famed CRYSTAL GEMS. The LASER LIGHT CANNON unleashes a mighty barrage of GEM POWER at the ELECTRIC BLENDER ELEMENTAL.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*ELECTRIC BLENDER ELEMENTAL SLAIN! It's only a standard monster (if you count 'really hard' as standard), so it doens't drop anything noteworthy, though what it does drop is only of the ELECTRIC BLENDER ELEMENT.*

Tazz:...Let's hope there's no more roadbumps like that.

Author: Agreed. Let's just get to the boss already.

*Patience!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*LC calmly responds with a BLAZE OF GLORY to the Blender's face.*

*SIVELOS retorts with a THOUSAND WAVES! This is a ground-based move, if you didn't know.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You hit empty air that did house an ELECTRIC BLENDER ELEMENTAL. It is dead and it isn't getting back up anytime soon.*

Tazz: Let's go already!

*You get with the going.*