The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*Just to make sure, SIVELOS uses THOUSAND WAVES; BLACKFOX is now rooted to the spot! I.E., she cannot flee from fighting or be withdrawn by any means. Also, she takes heavy ground-based damage.*

*Meanwhile, LC is taking care of the TRAPBUSTERS, whilst APOPH deals with the FIREMEN.*

*The LEGENDARIES continue battling BLOODHOUND, and the BOSSMONS and GODMONS join in.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*As it turns out, ECRIVAIN, your shadow double move still failed. It appears that it's not striclty limited to dark-elemental attakcs!*

*However, as it ALSO turns out, LIGHT CHAOS'es MIND READER was more or less some level of PRECOGNITION, and it allowed him to pretty much nail BLACKFOX for massive damage! She's too squishy to get hit directly like that! She's down!*

Storm: Velvetine! Knock sense into her, before-

*Velvetine was about to comply, but BLACKFOX's unconsious body suddenly vanishes.*

Velvetine: That?...Ugh.

*DARK CHAOS, meanwhile, has been gleefully slashing away at the bindings while you were overly-focused on BLACKFOX. Just because he's not interested in fighting LIGHT CHAOS doesn't mean you should ALL FORGET ABOUT THE GUY SLASHING AWAY AT THE PRIMARY MISSION OJBECTIVE!!!*

*UNBROKEN BONDS: 66/99*

*The TRAPBUSTERS have fled! However...You can see broken ice outside...It appears they're breaking the ice off of NIDHOGG. You can't go outside without immediately dying, though.*

[Sir Sivelos]

NOOOOOOOO!!! *SIVELOS uses TECH: ANNIHILASER, level 9999 on DARK CHAOS! While not for MASSIVE DAMAGE, it hits DC hard enough for him to falter slightly.*

Dark Chaos: Gr…! Get out of the way! *DC turns around and points at SIVELOS. All of the living CHAOS SERVANTS immediately begin swarming SIVELOS, brutally taking him down. SIVELOS respawns. DC summons more CHAOS SERVANTS, more than enough to keep you all distracted. However, LC sneaks past the CHAOS SERVANTS and blasts DC whilst he attempts to cut more bonds.*

Dark Chaos: I can't get anything done, can I!?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Storm: Oh, screw these overgrown Ants!

*Storm pulls out something and pushes it against his skin. Energy sparks from it; the power it has puts his energy levels way above the usual limits, which means...*

*OVERCHARGE!!!*
*STORM uses UNIQUETECH: RANK SIX!*

*STORM's furiously poewrful wind-and-water based energies come to a head as he suddenly creates a HUGE indoor hurricane surpassing every known Hurricane ever, quickly securing it's own classification as RANK SIX! The ground gets wet and slippery! The enemy units, including BLOODHOUND and DARK CHAOS, struggle to keep balance even with their fierce power! The CHAOS SERVANTS, FIREMEN and other enemy units aren't nearly so quick on the draw and are almost instantly sucked in! However, DARK CHAOS and BLOODHOUND ultimately prove too weak to surpass such a powerful, perfect storm, and are inevitably sucked in as well!*

*The entrapped units are accosted by insanely powerful winds, rain fast enough to feel like bullets against the skin, and even icy hail the size of minivans! Fully loaded minivans at that! The Chaos Servants and Firemen have all been slain before the tail end of the attack even hit! BLOODHOUND is forced to retreat in a flash of blue light! DARK CHAOS is the only one left within the raging storm!*

Dark Chaos: DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP-Oh?

*DARK CHAOS is also the only one alive long enough to see the end of it, as the Hurricane's powerful energies dissipate from their perfect fusion to create a lance of pure energy-one of wind and one of water. The two fatally impale DARK CHAOS! He'll respawn, of course, but that was definitely enough to kill him for now-and maybe make him think twice about returning so quickly.*

*STORM is really low on Energy. You also didn't get EXP for that huge killstorm, because STORM did all the killing, and Elder Souls can't get EXP. On the other hand, the whole first wave has been slain or forced to retreat, which is more the goal here than EXP. L00T flies everywhere-though most notably is the pile of L00T DARK CHAOS dropped, including another copy of the ARCHEON, one you can keep this time. It's the second-best sword you have available, surpassing the ULTIMATE GALAXIA. Your units that aren't busy from fighting everything quickly pick it up for later usage.*

*The DEPLOYERS get cracking on replacing all the lost buildings with new ones. Now would be an excellent time to change up what units are being deployed by the TELEPORT ANCHORS, or hire MERCENARY units.*

The Black: <They're preparing a second wave out there! They're not going to stop until they've gotten in! Just keep holding them off!>

Tazz: <WE'RE TRYING!>

The Black: <KEEP TRYING!!>

*DIMENTIO reverts the DIMENSIONAL PROPERTIES to normal.*

Dimentio: Finally, something better to do than to watch S2 endlessly grind against dungeons independent of everyone else!

*OMINOUS sets up another STEALTH ROCK trap, ensuring that any enemies coming in will take some damage on entrance.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Here, buddy. *SIVELOS gives an ENERGY POTION: LEVEL 99 to STORM. It contains enough energy for STORM to get back to a comfortable level of energy. Meanwhile, SIVELOS nabs the copy of the ACHERON.*

Light Chaos: If this was the first wave, I'm a bit worried about what comes next.

Apoph: Agreed… I took more damage than I had anticipated. Perhaps it's better for me to act more defensively rather than offensively. *APOPH morphs into his RA FORM, which is more defensively geared than his APOPHIS FORM. Imagine it like Giratina's Origin and Altered forms.*

[Silverclaw]

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[Sir Sivelos]

((Nah, man.))

*LC rummages through DC's L00T pile, hoping to find some artifacts he may have possessed from when they were merged. He doesn't find much, but does find one thing, however... GUNGNIR, mC's trademark spear. Yes, Chaos uses spears. Anyway, since LC cannot wield the weapon due to being stuck with SHIELDS, he simply stashes it in his inventory. Speaking of, LC does possess one of Chaos's artifacts... His ARMOR (and the ARCHANGEL'S AEGIS, but you already knew that)... PRIMORDIAL PLATEMAIL.*

[Ganyu]

*Next time, don't alter the dimensions that make me useless; glares at Dimentio*

*Oh, hello, Mr Greystripe. What class are you?*

*leaves the ship to fortify external defenses*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Dimentio: As narrative-bending events caused the attack to not even happen in the first place, that's wholly irrelevant! However, no move any of you possess has the capacity to bust an illusion made by an Elder Soul and their slightly-glitchy effects on reality, incompatible powers an dall, so tell me how you'd even FIND her if not for me and my special talents? Just be glad I'm forbidden from truly hindering you. Or causing Paradoxes like I loved to so long ago...Granted, looking back, they were rather boorish and mostly annoying. Honestly, having your mugs turn to pencils while drinking hot coffee ruined many a day! Hehe. But that's just me rambling on like an old man! Point is...

*Shades are teleported above Dimentio and slowly descend onto his face.*

Dimentio:...Deal with it.

*Again, now is the perfect opportunity to switch out units as you see fit. your CUEBALLS detect PSIONS gathering outside with AEGIS versions of their gear. NIDHOGG has also made full recovery...And his armor is now permanently on fire. Probably IMAGES work. You'll need to find another way to deprive him of FABRIC.*

Tazz: AUGH! Why can't we have, like, the opposite of the firemen to deal with-

*Tazz stops and records an ICEMAN Schematic now that the idea pops into his head. Wow, Schematic windfall, much? Regardless, you can't use it just yet...Well...Unless someone completely abandoned the defenses and started working on armor and gear for every Schematic. This could make the fight much easier. Of course, this also means taking away a critical DEFENDER. IF you're going to do it, think wisely! TAZZ and REBECCA immediately decline. OMINOUS is kind of wishy-washy on the idea.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Apoph: I reckon I might. I didn't do much good in the battle... Hell, I got slaughtered out there. Besides, I'm pretty smart, thanks to him. *APOPH gestures to SIVELOS.* Anyway... my point is, I'd be better off helping out with the schematics. The "omniscience" I got should be put to use.

Seems like a good idea, I guess...