The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Ganyu]

Oh well, I think it's nothing but an ignorant statement on my appearance.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm. Probably.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((I AM NO LONGER ABSENT! Hoorah!))

The Author:...You know, I hate that I had to make the distinction but make sure that calling an Actual Daemon, well, A Daemon, is insulting but calling them a demon isn't. That's just the most confusing bulls**t in the world. Next time I do this, I make Daemons = Demons and Demons = TRUE Demons. With big capital letters on True. Still kind of confusing, but not nearly as much. Spoiler alert: The only demon you COULD ever meet is Yggdrasil...The lovely daddy of Nidhogg. The nigh-invincible worm only vulnerable to asphyxiation.

But, yeah, most Daemons can blow up the stars. Most DEMONS can blow up dimensions like they were signposts. Yggdrasil is a merciful exception, being perhaps one of the most unimportant demons ever. He even named himself after the World Tree in the hopes of a bigger name...Not really.

Tazz: Gee, what a lovely boss we're going to be looking forward to that you're going to Mary Sue to death!

Author:...There was a REASON I'm going to be joining with you, and it is NOT to 'Mary Sue,' or even use Author powers, them to death! That gets no EXP! In any case, Yggdrasil won't come until you deal with Nidhogg for good. And I really doubt you'll be defeating Nidhogg anytime in the near future.

Tazz: Wait...No EXP...Um. Are you joining just to grind?!

Author:...Yes. Obviously I knew where the MASHPOTATO SAMURAI would be, being a rare set encounter to spice up the mood and possibly test your abilites to see if you have the guts to challenge the Moon, and the convenient timing of the Narrator's pleas to insert himself into the story-possibly an attempt to escape his prison, possibly not-meant that I could possibly kill him and possibly get that massive EXP reward!...Dire Animadversion my rear end...

**It's far less Sue-ish than you anticipated. He's actually weaker than you. OK, his Luck Stat means that him wearing the Luck Ring is half-redundant, but otherwise he's considerably under leveled. But, temporarily, the Author-Keldeo joins the party!**

Tazz: THE AUTHOR IS JOINING BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO GRIND. Well. At least-

Author: No I will NOT tell you what's upcoming. I just get to giggle a little. Granted, the Narrator's probably going to switch out a lot of encounters and play Bait-and-Switch Bosses like it's going out of style, so it's not like my information could be of use. He's not going to let it be of use.

Tazz:...Darnit.

**The Author joins the party! Is he a Mary Sue? Is he not? You decide!**

[Sir Sivelos]

He seems like a jolly guy to me. Why are you a Keldo, though? Is that your true form?

Apoph: I'd avoid asking questions so we can actually get things done.

Also, this has been bothering me for a while. I need to check that device… **SIVELOS pulls out that locator TAZZ showed him earlier. He sets it to locate Lava Lord.** Come on...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Nope. Nowhere. The Energy distortion thwarts your attempts. IF he's here, it'll be impossible to tell, and the nigh-infinite amount of stars means you've got no chance. Not like he's around.*

Author: You've really got to stop trying to insert your stuff in this quickly. Let it come. You're not even past 1/3rd of the story!

Tazz: That's just wonderful. How long will it take to find-

Author: Can't say. Hehehe, you think I'm just going to blab and tell you everything, right? Well, you're completely wrong!

Tazz:...Of course. So, where do we go to get to Ealot?

Author:...Just keep following thoes hoofprints.

*Sivelos was still going the right way before. Nevertheless, you keep course.*

[Sir Sivelos]

The main reason I'm concerned about him is because he's dangerous. A walking powerhouse of destruction with little to no moral code. Good thing he serves Kami Lord, or who knows what would happen... But I'll just forget about that for now, it's clouding my mind. *follows the hoof-steps*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Apoth:...Oh...Um...Sivelos?

Author: The Kami Lord is dead.

*Like Apoth suddenly looking like he got punched in the face particuarily hard and didn't believe it wasn't enough of an indication that everything went down the tubes. Thank you, Captain Obvious.*

Tazz: OK, Sivelos, HOW much power are we talking here?

[Sir Sivelos]

At his full power, Lava Lord could vaporize galaxies just by existing near them. He emits so much raw heat that just brushing up against him could disfigure you horribly, if not kill you. And even IF you are resistant to fire / heat, he's a powerhouse, and gets buffs to his defense the lower his HP gets. But thankfully, he got mortally wounded recently, and that cut his power immensely. He's around 50%, last I heard, but he's probably got a bit higher since then. And what's worse is, he's one of the strongest beings in my reality at full power, coming behind Chaos JUST BARELY. He's that kind of guy who would kill you for badmouthing him, and now that his one reason for being civil is DEAD...

Oh boy. The situation is pretty heated-

Light Chaos: *punches Sivelos in the arm*

Ow.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Author: Uh, Sivelos, I would hate to alarm you, but this information must be said.

If the Lava Lord were to, for any reason, supress his powerful heat aura to the point where you would not even feel remotely warm next to him, the healing of his wounds would likely increase to astronomical levels. Like Cell.

In other words, if he figures that out, he will be at his 110% quickly, and then know of a way to activate an extremely potent healing ability.

This means that the Narrator will pick no better time than a short time into the future, or possibly even NOW to gleefully send him our way as an independent villain out for revenge on your lack of attempts to defend what was admittedly an already-doomed section of reality in exchange for knowledge that he could care less about.

And I only said all of that because I KNOW FOR A FACT the Narrator also knows this.

*Correct! Paranoia, paranoia, everyone's out to get you...*

Let's high-tail it to Ealot. NOW.

*The Author starts going full-gallop ahead.*

[Sir Sivelos]

YEAH GUYS LET'S GO NOW *SIVELOS high tails it out of there to Ealot.*