The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS attempts to barrage IMAGE with attacks from all sides, so he can't avoid any of them.*

[Ganyu]

*Elite Ghouls utilize a Bloodied Cross and Kagune Fury combination technique, increasing the attack speed and critical rate of all party members for 5 minutes*

*In the meantime, the phantom readies a complex Nordic incantation, binding the entire field in a Reality Marble.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS suddenly has a realization, backs away to avoid being hit, and buffs his accuracy has high as he can. He then uses a MIND READER just to be safe. Then, he continues barraging IMAGE from all sides, hoping to initiate a COMBO.*

[Ganyu]

*The incantation is complete. All party members gain an immunity to Light-based spells and life-steal on all their direct attacks, as a result of Bloodshed Boundary be activated. The Reality Marble will cease to exist in thirteen minutes. The Elite Ghouls strike with their Kagunes.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Image quite literally dodges all of your attacks (regardless of their standard dodge-ability) and destroys any attempt at a buff or alter the field-and the attempted buffer. In fact, he also has the speed and time to kick yourselves into your own attacks, damaging yourselves. In particular, the Ghouls get destroyed so hard Ecrivain is now banned from summoning them back. Forever. By the rest of the Ghouls. This narrator is dead serious. Image manages to kill the whole party after the attacks are all dodged before further reactions can be made.*

Image: Hrmph. One blow. That's it, and if I have any say in it, will be it.

[Ganyu]

The Ghouls have literally no mind of their own to feel emotion so really, they cannot ban me from summoning them. :3 Furthermore they answer to me and me only, not some narrator who'd probably lose in a duel against the Author. ;) Speaking of which, where in Orthros and Ugin are they?

*re-summons every single Elite Ghoul in existence with their Kagunes all restored and in battle-ready condition*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*They literally grew a mind and banned you from summoning them.*

*This bears repeating, THEY BECAME COMPLETELY SAPIENT EXPLICITLY TO BAN YOU FROM SUMMONING THEM. IMAGE KILLED THEM SO HARD THAT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.*

[Bulbasaur]

*insert myself using a badass attack to fit in*

[Sir Sivelos]

*sigh* You know what? I don't think I'd do this in any other circumstance. But this is just getting ridiculous… *SIVELOS takes out the MASTER CROWN, an artifact that any person with a lick of sanity would avoid like the plague.* I guess I have nothing to lose at this point…

Light Chaos: Sivelos, don't put that on! You know you would be too far gone to be save the moment it had you!

What, it's not like I'd win without it- *before he can finish, the Master Crown is blasted out of his hands, courtesy of LC. The MASTER CROWN spirals off into the distance.* Welp. Tazz, is there any chance of calling a tactical retreat?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You idiot. LIGHT CHAOS, why did you remove the MASTER CROWN from the safety of SIVELOS'es hands? Don't you know that when it leaves someone's physical possession it's up for grabs by ANYONE?! IMAGE fails to have taken classes that would have given him A THIEF-STYLE MOVE, so you've just effectively GIVEN HIM THE MASTER CROWN.*

*IMAGE, understanding the tactical value of power and not one to deny it, quickly snatches up the MASTER CROWN and wears it, looking at himself in a mirror. It looks a bit garish, but there is no denying you have now given IMAGE a considerable increase in power. Unfortunately, no madness for you-it seems IMAGE is invulnerable to the negative effects of such artifacts due to his status as an ULTIMATE BLACKSMITH.*

*BLACKSMITHS are insanely powerful in this world. No wonder JIRACHI-TAZZ has relegated himself to the CRAFTING TABLES.*

*He utlimately condenses the MASTER CROWN into the MASTER RING with his mysterious BLACKSMITHING MAGICS. Not to be confused with the MASTER RING of that set of rings SIVELOS had. CROWNS are too garish for Image's tastes, but RINGS are OK.*

*...Hey, speaking of rings...Wasn't SIVELOS wearing the BARRIER RING? The one that prevented mental assaults? There is no way he could have known who the third guardian was, you were told in secret. Neither CHAOS remembered, and he's the only likely source. Doubly so, this energy distortion from a certain Eldritch Abomination (coughcoughtheNarratorcoughcough) is so thick even IMAGE would be hard-pressed to find anything. Something's right fishy about this.*

Image: Thank you for the power-up, Light Chaos, you once again prove you have no idea what you are doing when it comes to things outside of playing hero for everyone else. I hope you understand this isn't' terribly personal-I'm killing kin over here, and that is seriously something I object to. That existence end is just for the better of everyone, and that we are willing to kill for the other's ideologies just proves that we are very, very adamant about our beliefs.

*Killing kin? It's definitely not TAZZ. TAZZ may be another DARK WRIT like IMAGE, but he's not directly related by blood...IMAGE seems to be looking at SIVELOS. No, wait, his eyes were drifting over you all generally, he was not looking at SIVELOS specifically. The Narrator's bad.*

*TAZZ, OMINOUS and REBECCA all go for an attack from different angles. They all fail and get killed again. The CLOCKSTOPPERS, unhindered in any form, fire upon you, scoring up additional kills. Talk about a KILLING FRENZY.*

Image: Your shameful performance proves your wor-

*And at that, IMAGE is nailed from below by an ARROW from the ARMS OF ATLAS. It seems that our good friend finally decided to materialize beneath the canopy for a good second and prioritized IMAGE over you, considering how poorly you're holding up against him. He turns to smoke before the retaliation can begin.*

Image:...You are just wasting my time here.