The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*The attack naturally does less than scratch damage. GRIMORE is a huge damage sponge, so he can take attacks by the boatload.*

Mhm. *SIVELOS continues attacking.*

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See? Doesn't really work. Hell, even Tazz and I are doing **** all against it. Soon though, I bet we can do something. Apoph's Super Fang stunned him temporarily… Maybe we can do it again when he's not as… uh… on guard?

[Bulbasaur]

I'm trying... What else could I do...

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS is currently busy keeping up with GRIMORE and avoiding ACIDIC SEOUL's shots from the ARMS OF ATLAS.*

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However, I could be of some assistance… Try using a move that does set damage. Super Fang worked wonders on Grimore, and it even stunned him for a bit. Do you have any moves like that?

*Hey! Don't talk to them!*

Why not?

*I already did a self-insert, and look how well that failed! Besides, you're already a main character!*

What do you expect me to do while he's gone? Just sit and twiddle my thumbs, and watch myself and the others die horribly? Sounds great.

*Ugh… Fine! But after this lag ends, you have to stay out of this!*

((Fine… I'll distinct myself with double parentheses.))

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((OK, sorry 'bout the lateness. I'm busy elseware. I'll try to be more active in the future)).

Tazz: I agree, this guy is just taking forever! And he's got heals that he'll use if he's low...Wait a minute...

...Does that mean we can't beat Grimore?

*Oh, finally you catch on.*

D**MIT TO -insert hideously large amount of bad words here-

Tazz:...Wait a minute...Sivelos! I have an idea on how to end this fight! Slow Grimore down first, though, it won't work if we have to keep chasing him!

[Ganyu]

*fires three Slowing Shadow Orbs in quick succession*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses SLOW-DOWN, level 9999! Despite the horribly uncreative name, the tech works wonders, cutting GRIMORE's speed IMMENSELY.*

Woo!

[Bulbasaur]

I don't have any moves that do set damage. I have Frustration though, and this is getting frustrating...

[Caite-chan]

TAZZ how dare you join that scum of a team. I'm disappointed in you.

[Sir Sivelos]

Though I prefer Groudon, I'm remaining neutral. *the slowing intensifies*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I already joined Aqua beforehand, so the REAL question is why you joined Magma. They're dirtbags, literally and figuratively, unfitting of you.

*GRIMORE's speed is -2! It's taking a long time due to GRIMORE's Methodical Ability, which halves stat increases/decreases!*

*OMINOUS has no slowing techniques, so he uses LV. 9999 TAILWIND, improving everyone's speed!*

*TAZZ uses LV. 9999 STICKYFREEZE! Frost forms around GRIMORE, weighing him down and giving him a small chance to slip up based on speed-though the latter is useless since you're trying to slow him down.*

*REBECCA also has no slowing techniqeus, so she uses LV. 9999 GUARDING LIGHT to improve defense!*

*ACIDIC SEOUL is preparing something!*

*You're currently rushing towards a cliff, FYI. This won't really bother you, GRIMORE can climb and you can fly.*