The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Wander]

yes

yes exactly like starscream

Vos: Starscream's kinda alive though-

different universe shshshsh

[Sir Sivelos]

Mhm. *SIVELOS continues blasting the RONIN, whilst LC lays down some defensive barriers.*

[Ganyu]

*mutters a biomancer spell; large vines and bulbous roots heave from the grounds of the ruins, they target the enemies by infrared heat sensing and proceed to either whack them or constrict them*

*casts Shadow Streak at Ronin; streaks of black magic zip through the air*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS directs his attention to the TRAPBUSTERS, whilst APOPH initiates a brutal offensive on the RONIN.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The RONIN cut the vines with ease, thanks to the extremely sharp ARCHEON! However, everything else works and murders them very well. Your units help break down the high-defense TRAPBUSTERS to an extent, but none of them die. The TRAPBUSTERS are almost at the traps! It's going to be painful if they get there...*

[Sir Sivelos]

HI-YAH!!! *SIVELOS uses TECH: ANNIHILASER, level 9999 on the TRAPBUSTERS!*

*LC uses LIGHT OF RUIN, level 9999, whilst APOPH uses tech: DIVINE PUNISHMENT, level 9999! Meteors of all shapes and sizes bum-rush the TRAPBUSTERS.*

[VeloJello]

*VELO buffs the LEGENDS with a CELESTIAL BLESSING to enhance their attacking power before directing them to whatever remains of the TRAPBUSTERS.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The TRAPBUSTERS are dropping like flies! Half are destroyed already! The rest are fleeing! Wow, bad 1st wave.*

*...Something HUGE popped up on the Cueballs. That huge thing flies into the room without any warning whatsoever, either flying by or prematurely triggering the traps. Whatever it is...It's like a huge...Worm...In any case, the traps do no harm to it whatsoever...*

*...Oooooh, yeah...Nidhogg.*

Nidhogg: Ah, yessss, the Sssso-called Ssssovereign...Or sssshould I ssssay, Exile? More appropriate now! But your hurbissss issss beyond my forgivenessss, throne or otherwise!

*Atop his back are loads of FIREMEN, and who is undoubtedly BLOODHOUND.*

Bloodhound: Prey. *He says this pointing at Sivelos. He then points to his wide-open mouth, indicating where he's going to put Sivelos.*

*The gathered Legends get in a riot. Bloodhound is NOT a welcome sight to them, and they gain a +1 ATK and +1 SP. ATK buff! And they're going to need it!*

*Nidhogg, as you recall, is only weak to Asphyxiation! OK, you CAN kill him through other means, but that means he'll split into two, again! Nidhogg breathes through its pores, as has been previously proven! However, Nidhogg seems to be wearing some type of chain mail, which allows him to fire off his extremely dangerous acids his pores also fire...Better hurry and kill him before he causes more trouble!*

*Bloodhound, though immune to PYRGICK, is otherwise a fairly straightforward person. He does have a copy of ARCHEON on his person, likely more for unlocking the door than actually swinging at you, as he's a fistfighter.*

*The remaining Trapbusters are reconvening outside, attempting to remove what traps weren't annihilated by Nidhogg's charge into the room. You'd better kill Nidhogg and get your units on the case, but as it stands, Nidhogg's considerable size would block any attempt!*

[Sir Sivelos]

EVERYBODY! DIRECT ALL GLUE-BASED ATTACKS TO NIDHOGG! A-LIKE SO! *SIVELOS uses tech: PASTE OF THE GORRILA GOD, level 9999!!! An indestructible substance is splattered all over NIDHOGG. Good luck getting that off.* MAKE SURE TO HOLD EVERYTHING ELSE BACK, AS WELL!

*SIVELOS turns his attention to BLOODHOUND.* LEGENDS, HELP ME TAKE DOWN THIS WANNABE!

[VeloJello]

*VELO creates an EXOSPHERE VACUUM around NIDHOGG. That doesn't sound very dangerous, until you remember that EXOSPHERE VACUUMS trap the target in an aura that drives OXYGEN away, making breathing very, very difficult unless the effect is broken. The LEGENDS divert their attention to BLOODHOUND in the meantime, sending all sorts of fun and exciting HYPER BEAMS, ROARS OF TIME, and AEROBLASTS, etc etc, in his direction!*