The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

…Oh crap, I have a bad feeling…!

Light Chaos: I'm on it! *LC puts his above average speed to as much use as he can, and quickly checks on the units' work on the PSIONS, and the UNBROKEN BONDS, just in case.*

*Meanwhile, while this is happening, SIVELOS comes up with an idea! SIVELOS uses TECH: TOMB OF EARTH, level 9999! SIVELOS summons a large ring of heat-resistant meteors, which then strike NIDDY right in his pores, getting stuck. The meteors, possessing a strange rate of growth for a heat-resistant stone, clog up NIDDY's pores further, making them very difficult to remove. Also, they seem to have a BASE compound infused within the stone, making NIDDY's acid pretty much useless at melting the meteors away. SIVELOS works on clogging NIDDY's pores with meteors of varying levels of heat-resistance and ANTACID levels.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*...Nothing...Yet...*

*...Your mind drifts to Blackfox, for some reas-*

The Black: <FOR THE LOVE OF F***!!! ILLUSIONIST!>

*Wow. Quicker on the draw than apparently most of you. In any case, DIMENTIO suddenly springs into unprecedentedly fast action, causing LIGHT-BASED ATTACKS to always, always fail. Sure as good steel...*

*BONDS UNBROKEN: 9/99.*

*...Someone's been hacking at it during the whole wave, SPECIFICALLY the HELMSMAN.*

Helmsman: ...?!

*Stereotypical silent type, it seems. However, he's no stoic. He's definitely shaking-but out of fear or rage, you cannot tell. He tries several TECHNIQUES related to LIGHT-BASED ILLUSIONS, but alas, none work, leaving him exposed, and he narrowly rushes out of the range of a GRAND ARTILLERY's attack, darting around the room like a madman.*

*Also in the room is MARLON, an Elder Soul that Tazz completely forgot about. You should keep track of this stuff yourself! He's been plowing through a flank you haven't been paying attention to. Lastly, another Elder Soul, though this guy, wielding a Katana of Platinum and one of Onyx, is completely unfamiliar. He's also been plowing thorugh a flank. In addition, several NINJAS have slipped by your defenses entirely at this point, and have also been aiding the defense; some GRAND ARTILLERIES jacked up on Accuracy boosts clear away the ones from your positions. Oh, and the Cueballs are now acting like they existed. Cueballs can't lie, so this literally means THE HELMSMAN was seriously manipuating a LOT of light. Wow.*

Marlow: Aw, and that was going so well...

Unkonwn Elder Soul: Indeed...

Nidhogg: Use your other asssset against them! Speed shall prevail!

*The Helmsman doesn't think so; he leaps out of the building with nary a word. The offensive forces, the ones you are fighting, look quite taken aback by the sudden retreat, as if anti-illusionary fields were kind of a big deal to him.*

*With everyone revealed, plowing through the wave should be a cakewalk.*

[Ganyu]

*Wait, did my Reality Warping abilities just become forgotten or did everyone think that I was too weak for NIDHOGG; a tinge of sadness emanates in a ghostly aura*

*commands the Water Elemental Birds and Spirits to relentlessly drench NIDHOGG's Fire armor in their Water spells; Elite Ghouls back away to deal with the intruding Elder Souls; casts Shadow Blitzkrieg onto Marlon and Unknown, all shadows in the room converge into a singular antimatter pulse which promptly discharges into a huge wave of dark energies*

[Sir Sivelos]

((Ecrivain, EVERYBODY is too weak for Nidhogg. He's a massive jerk. Now don't focus on damaging him, focus on asphyxiating him!))

*SIVELOS again uses CHAINS OF JUPITER, lv. 9999, which proceed to decimate a whole chunk of the enemy forces. He then goes back to clogging NIDDY's pores with various heat-resistance / base-covered Meteors.*

*LC uses Lv. 9999 ARROW OF LIGHT, which proceeds plow through the enemy forces like a rock thrown at balsa wood.*

[Ganyu]

How do I asphyxiate it? Do I just *twists and pinches the folds of reality around NIDHOGG's face* like pull this or something?

*makes weird hand gestures as though stretching out clothes on a line and drawing curtains; the space begins to rip and blacken*

[Sir Sivelos]

Currently, I'm working on plugging up NIDDY's pores with meteors that are sort of infused with NIDDY's biological skin, if that makes sense.

*Speaking of, SIVELOS has currently plugged up around 32% of NIDHOGG's pores.*

ALSO, ECRIVAIN, WHAT IN THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?

[Ganyu]

I have no idea. *stops doing whatever it was doing*

Does it breathe through its pores, then?

[Sir Sivelos]

YES! You've been told that a million times! *SIVELOS continues blocking the pores.*

[Ganyu]

Okayyyyy. *tries rending the space around a pore* Guess that's a no... *commands the Water Elemental Birds and Spirits to pump jets of water into the pore*

[Sir Sivelos]

DON'T DO THAT!!! *SIVELOS metaphysically smacks ECRIVAIN from afar.* TEARING SPACE WILL MOST LIKELY TEAR A HOLE TO THE VOID, WHICH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW THIS, IS VERY VERY BAD!!! *LC repairs the torn space. It wasn't torn enough to lead to voidial issues, but it was close.*