The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*FOR THE LAST TIME: YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING SIVELOS!!! SIVELOS effortlessly rams through the firestorm, accidentally running you over with the HYDRA, oneshotting you once more. Destroyer respawns with half of his gold and EXP gone.*

*SIVELOS and the rest, MR. ICE, the END KING, and GALLIGATH continue fighting the CANDYMEN and PSYCHOPATHIC WONKA.*

((Seriously, Brandon, you are not fighting me. You are not fighting Tazz. Psycopathic Wonka is your target. Attack him.))

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WHEEEEEEEE *SIVELOS shows why the HYDRA is feared as the Air Ride Machine of War. It blasts forward, ramming several PSYCHOPATH OOMPA-LOOMPAs, whilst SIVELOS slashes with his two ULTRA SWORDS. The deadly combo destroys the OOMPA-LOOMPAs within range. SIVELOS charges around at speeds to fast to track, dealing crazy damage with the ULTRA SWORDS and the raw power of the HYDRA.*

*You have an easy time of it, but your clones do not; they are quickly killed by the TRICKSTER ARROWS the TRICKSTER ARCHERS fire, and any that get in range of the CANDYMEN are practically annihilated by their UMBRELLAS. WONKA is INVINCIBLE with those OOMPA-LOOMPAS about, so you really can't retaliate.*

Bulbasaur: How can I attempt transformation again?

*By thinking about it. It's an at-will thing. Not rocket science, though I imagine it might be confusing at first.*

*SIVELOS is having too much fun slicing up / impaling OOMPA-LOOMPAs on the tip of the HYDRA's horn to hear you. The other SIVELOSes follow suit by attacking the OOMPA-LOOMPAs and CANDYMEN with the SUPER ABILITY WEAPONS.*

*You really shouldn't have attacked the CANDYMEN early. The copies take huge losses from attacking the nigh-invincible CANDYMEN.*

*Hops on top of Sir sivelos... and punches him in the face!

*BRANDON, your name is not 'THE DESTROYER,' that would be your class'es name. Your name is, well, your name. Coincidentally, the HYDRA is too fast to board, and you only find yourself in the midst of a lot of TRICKSTER ARCHERS, who take advantage of your weakness to kick you to death within a few seconds. This, without being good at unarmed combat.*

*DESTROYER cannot do that! He can't keep up with the hypersonic speeds the HYDRA is moving at. He does, however, get struck by a SIVELOS clone as payback for attempting to hit a TEAM MEMBER. The attack one shots him because of the sheer difference of power between him and DESTROYER. DESTROYER respawns. YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING THEM! ATTACK PSYCHOPATHIC WONKA!*

*You do this. the Destroyer's nonexistent Gold and EXP levels fail to be affected.*

*The destroyer then whips up a fire storm and sends it at Sir sivelos!

*You really aren't paying attention, are you?. That's (one of) the guy(s) you want to defend! The FIRESTORM crashes through the enemy ranks but barely does anything, and you're kidding yourself if you think you killed anyone with just ONE FIRESTORM. At Class 1 Level 1. Against forces equivalent to Class 15 characters.*

*FOR THE LAST TIME: YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING SIVELOS!!! SIVELOS effortlessly rams through the firestorm, accidentally running you over with the HYDRA, oneshotting you once more. Destroyer respawns with half of his gold and EXP gone.*

*SIVELOS and the rest, MR. ICE, the END KING, and GALLIGATH continue fighting the CANDYMEN and PSYCHOPATHIC WONKA.*

((Seriously, Brandon, you are not fighting me. You are not fighting Tazz. Psycopathic Wonka is your target. Attack him.))

*BRANDON didn't have any Gold or EXP to lose, but you still do this! Actually, no you don't, as in this situation friendly fire is off! Granted, if he keeps this up, he may wind up victim to TRICKSTER MAGICS. That would be catastrophically bad.*

*MR. ICE and GALLIGATH are specifically the ones waging war against PSYCHOPATH (not PSYCHOPATHIC) WONKA. They're failing badly, as the OOMPA-LOOMPAS must all be slain to even scratch PSYCHOPATH WONKA. As such, his powerful CANDY UMBRELLA, THE WILY WONKA WHACKTACULAR, makes mincemeat of the duo, sending GALLIGATH into his stasis (he will come back as his Undead self when he should normally respawn, as per his interesting abilities) and killing MR. ICE. He respawns.*

*You have currently gotten rid of about half of the OOMPA-LOOMPAS. Keep it up!*

PSYCHOPATH Wonka: No no no no no! NOT MY WORKFORCE! I need them to run the factory and chop up the tasty Trolls for my candy!

*Your units, who include Trolls, all get a +1 attack buff!*

*OMINOUS uses LV. 9999 STONEWALLING! A massive wall of stone protects your units from the TRICKSTER ARCHERS and others. It'll only work for a short while, though!*

*JUSTICE uses UNIQUETECH: INFINITY CANNON! Loads of OOMPA-LOOMPAS are suddenly sucked into a hole in the earth, which JUSTICE drops into. It's quickly revealed to be a massive cannon! It fires what is coincidentally the INFINITY LADLE, crashing into several celestial bodies, and also wreckign those OOMPA-LOOMPAS.*

*STORM uses AERIAL BLADE! A blade of air appears to cut off some of those OOMPA-LOOMPA's heads!*

*CARCINO uses LV. 9999 BLACKLIGHT! A blacklight shines fiercly overhead, turning into a blacklaser, dealing both LIGHT and DARK damage to the horde!*

*VELVETINE uses KINETIC CRASH! He blitzes into the enemy line, slamming into all sorts! Even the TRICKSTER ARCHERS are knocked silly, and several units take major damage! One TRICKSTER ARCHER is KO'd! He quickly teleports the KO'd Archer to your very, VERY secure science base, specifically into one of its many cells for such...Destructive subjects. It's everything-proof.*

*JEREMY uses LV. 9999 ROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES! Rocks indeed fall, killing off any enemy not at full health, which is quite a few, including some of the TRICKSTER ARCHERS! This ability really tired JEREMY out, though.*

*REBECCA soaks up the aggro of the OOMPA-LOOMPAS, drawing them out into the open and unleashing LV. 9999 BLAZE OF GLORY onto them repetetively!*

*All attackers fail to do anything productive other than break down the wall.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS is ramming the OOMPA-LOOMPAs with the HYDRA and slicing other OOMPA-LOOMPAs with the ULTRA SWORDS.*

*Galligath is still in stasis mode. He'll 'respawn' in a bit, though.*

*MR. ICE respawns and uses UNIQUETECH: FROZEN IN TIME! This is the very ability SIVELOS had mentioned! MR. ICE focuses... A cloud of ice, chilled to absolute zero temperatures, surrounds some OOMPA-LOOMPAs. The absolute zero temperatures stops the OOMPA-LOOMPAs' atoms from accelerating, which literally freezes them in place. They are as good as dead. MR. ICE, however, finishes them off with a blast of fire, which disperses their atoms like grains from a pile of sand.*

*The END KING is hacking up other OOMPA-LOOMPAs with his CREDITSWORD.*

*LC and the CARETAKERS are simply working on barriers that deter the TRICKSTER ARCHERs' arrows. They're just barely holding on with their barriers, but it IS deflecting some (read, not many) arrows.*

[brandon_g]

Sorry... my apologizes. *The Destroyer attacks Psycopathic Wonka with Fire Storm.

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS continues to ram and slice the OOMPA-LOOMPAs.*

*GALLIGATH is still in stasis mode.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SIVELOS is ramming the OOMPA-LOOMPAs with the HYDRA and slicing other OOMPA-LOOMPAs with the ULTRA SWORDS.*

*Galligath is still in stasis mode. He'll 'respawn' in a bit, though.*

*MR. ICE respawns and uses UNIQUETECH: FROZEN IN TIME! This is the very ability SIVELOS had mentioned! MR. ICE focuses... A cloud of ice, chilled to absolute zero temperatures, surrounds some OOMPA-LOOMPAs. The absolute zero temperatures stops the OOMPA-LOOMPAs' atoms from accelerating, which literally freezes them in place. They are as good as dead. MR. ICE, however, finishes them off with a blast of fire, which disperses their atoms like grains from a pile of sand.*

*The END KING is hacking up other OOMPA-LOOMPAs with his CREDITSWORD.*

*LC and the CARETAKERS are simply working on barriers that deter the TRICKSTER ARCHERs' arrows. They're just barely holding on with their barriers, but it IS deflecting some (read, not many) arrows.*

*All OOMPA-LOOMPAS slain! MR. ICE looks really taken out of it...He's tired as heck.*

PSYCHOPATH Wonka: NOOOOOOOOOOO! IMPOSSIBLE!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!

*PSYCHOPATH Wonka takes a +4 ATTACK buff, and the buffs his OOMPA-LOOMPAS granted are now ones he gives to the rest of the forces...Which are multiplied times the number of forces. In other words, among a group of five, his boosts for each individual are fivefold. In an army, his boosts are insane. the CANDYMEN and TRICKSTER ARCHERS are effectively invincible. You'd best act fast-he's going to start summoning MORE TRICKSTERS, which will inevitably feed the loop of ridiculous buffs, or worse, MORE OOMPA-LOOMPAS, or even ELITE OOMPA-LOOMPAS, which buff MR. WONKA and in turn are buffed by all the buffs. If too many ELITE OOMPA-LOOMPAS cover the field, defeat is inevitable! Work fast!*

Sorry... my apologizes. *The Destroyer attacks Psycopathic Wonka with Fire Storm.

*PSYCHOPATH WONKA, NOT PSYCHOPATHIC WONKA! THERE IS NO 'IC' AT THE END!*

*In any case, your attack does pathetic damage. You asked to be a STONE WALL, you're not going to do much damage at all! You're going to be TAKING damage for everyone else, and you're technically one of the three most important people here (the other two being REBECCA and LIGHT CHAOS) for simply being harder to bring down than anyone else. This, however, catches his attention.*

PSYCHOPATH Wonka: Are you...Are you...ARE YOU MOCKING ME?! Come here, I'll give you a whole new way of lookin' at things!

*At the damage levels he's gotten, you will barely survive. A step up from almost everyone else, who wouldn't survive at all. He foolishly breaks rank to get at you!*

*Pro tip: If he brings out SPIRAL SUCKERS, dodge.*

*SIVELOS continues to ram and slice the OOMPA-LOOMPAs.*

*GALLIGATH is still in stasis mode.*

*SIVELOS hacks at nothing, for they're not even there! DIMENTIO cries in the background.*

Dimentio: Why can't I be free from such foolish actions! It was funny at first, but now it's just painful!

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS, whilst PSYCHOPATH WONKA is distracted by BRANDON, proceeds to charge him from behind with the HYDRA, striking him on the back of the head, before zooming off.*

*MR. ICE steps to the back lines to recover.*

*GALLIGATH has turned into his undead mode! He sacrifices his high stats for being literally unkillable. No matter how many attacks he takes, he LITERALLY CANNOT DIE. Anyway, he begins pelting WONKA and the newly spawned OOMPA-LOOMPAs and TRICKSTERs with attacks to divert their aggro onto him.*

[brandon_g]

The Destroyer awakens... and fly's around to try to track down PSYCHOPATH. He finds some signs!

[Sir Sivelos]

*PSYCHOPATH WONKA isn't hidden. He's in the middle of the room. Literally.*

*GALLIGATH is taking on a whole mob of CANDYMEN and OOMPA-LOOMPAs for you. Take the chance while you have it!*

*SIVELOS takes the chance again by once more ramming WONKA. He seems to be doing a hit-and-run style of attacking.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SIVELOS, whilst PSYCHOPATH WONKA is distracted by BRANDON, proceeds to charge him from behind with the HYDRA, striking him on the back of the head, before zooming off.*

*MR. ICE steps to the back lines to recover.*

*GALLIGATH has turned into his undead mode! He sacrifices his high stats for being literally unkillable. No matter how many attacks he takes, he LITERALLY CANNOT DIE. Anyway, he begins pelting WONKA and the newly spawned OOMPA-LOOMPAs and TRICKSTERs with attacks to divert their aggro onto him.*

*PSYCHOPATH WONKA takes some good damage in his mad rush to meet, greet and horribly maul BRANDON.*

The Destroyer awakens... and fly's around to try to track down PSYCHOPATH. He finds some signs!

*Yes, you do find some signs. Namely, PSYCHOPATH WONKA flying up to you in turn, powered by CANDY MAGIC, and attempting to hit you with his ridiculously powerful UMBRELLA. Yeah, I'd keep trying to hurt him in as many creative ways as possible.*