The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[EmpireCrusher203]

*walks right in*

[Ganyu]

*EmpireCrusher gets OHKOed*

[Sir Sivelos]

*That's what happens when you walk into the middle of a three-way war.*

---

*The loudspeakers are now blasting various music tracks.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Apoph: Finishing! *APOPH uses UNIQUETECH: SYSTEM CRASH, hoping that PARALYSIS won't take effect!*

---

*over the loudspeakers* ...And if you look on your right, you'll see Freedom, being a massive jerk. What else is new...

*PARALYZED hopelessly!*

*rains Meteor Storms all over the ship*

*The meteor storms phase right through the shields (friendly fire bypasses shields) and slams into LYCIAN...Doing nothing. METEOR STORM is a star-element. Fortuantely, no regen.*

And to your left...

Lycain: Oh my lord, SHUT UP!!

*The Loudspeakers get louder.*

*LYCIAN is looking to go insane!*

*walks right in*

*Hello!*

*EmpireCrusher gets OHKOed*

*ONLY SIVELOS can stand-in for GMing duties! And that's not because we're both mods, SIVELOS knows what's going on. Crusher is still alive.*

*That's what happens when you walk into the middle of a three-way war.*

---

*The loudspeakers are now blasting various music tracks.*

*LYCIAN can't take it anymore, and his HP is way too low! Unable to move his legs and make a move to KAMI LORD, he reaches for his EMERGENCY TELEPORTER! HE vanishes with a small pile of L00T being left behind.*

*SIVELOS must still man the ship! You're not out of the woods just yet!*

[legendary_addict]

Agnes: Oh hey, I died again. That's fun. I might just think on what I shluld do because I'm confused why LA even brought me here.
I brought you here because why not. I never knew you'd die countless times. Think of something and get your first kill or something.
Agnes: Nyeh, I am thinking. *keeps eating popcorn* What's happening anyway? o3o

[Sir Sivelos]

Okay, LA, here's the gist of it:

We are a mercenary group whose current goal is to complete Soulquests (if you've played Persona, you should know what this is). We're currently doing mine, which is to retrieve the corpse of a Physical God called Kami Lord, which we are currently trying to do. However, a rapist jerk named Freedom, who's a part of an opposing faction called the RaGNaK, is trying to get in our way.

---

*The loudspeakers' music suddenly cuts out, and you hear a catchy tune playing instead. You hear SIVELOS shout in anger about advertisements from the cockpit.*

Apoph: Urgh, I hate status ailments... *APOPH uses - or attempts too, anyway - ROYAL INFIRMARY! APOPH is fully healed with the PARALYSIS gone; if it works, that is.*

[Wander]

YO SIV PLAY SOME TRAP

when the dumb ads are over and all

[legendary_addict]

Agnes: Well, LA has never played Persona--
But I'm planning on playing it!
Agnes: So I'm just going to mess around, now I know what's happening. *goes near a coffin and opens it while wearing her leather gloves* Cool. *takes a selfie and goes back to her spot, and starts making something.

[Sir Sivelos]

*KAMI LORD's coffin is too heavy to even lift, do you think you'd be able to open it? You still manage to nail the selfie, but with a closed coffin.*

Apoph: Heurgh… I hate this! Paralysis can go [REDACTED]! *You are slightly taken aback at APOPH's sudden use of vulgarity. He always managed to keep a level head, so it's a bit odd to see him snap like that.*

Apoph: Guh… I once got paralysis-hax six times in a row. You can understand why I hate paralysis so much…

((That actually happened by the way…))

---

Also, before I forget:

What is your class? Your class serves as your base stat spread and ability. You can change classes once you hit cap level, which has not as much of an effect on your stats as you may think. Sivelos (yours truly) and The Nonexistent Tazz (just called Tazz) have the most class-ups, currently.

[Wander]

Apoph: Guh… I once got paralysis-hax six times in a row. You can understand why I hate paralysis so much…

((That actually happened by the way…))

((IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND I THINK I DIED LAUGHING

ALSO DIDNT IT HAPPEN LIKE TWICE OMFG--))

apoph needs huuuugs ovo

*minibot hugs, yay*