The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SIVELOS performs a BARREL ROLL! This trips up everybody on the ship (excluding SIVELOS, of course), due to SIVELOS's BARD OF DOOM powers making the chance of a trip-up increase immensely. So yeah, everyone tripped-up, causing all current actions to fail.*

*APOPH grumbles and uses a CAFFEINE POTION! APOPH is unsilenced due to the sugar, and also gains a nifty speed buff! However, his accuracy decreases slightly.*

*Well, you screwed over everyone. APOPH fails to drink his potion because of this! PANDORA, BAHAMUT and FREEDOM will all fail to get actions.*

*drinks an Elixir to cleanse the Silenced status away*

*casts ETERNITY: WINTRY WRATH*

*You've tripped up and cannot!*

*APOPH uses TEMPORAL MARATHON! Moving at lightspeed, APOPH combos LOCK-ON, SOVEREIGN'S SWORD, and SYSTEM CRASH to make an undodgeable, max-attack, planetary attack of doom.*

*You're still SILENCED because you failed to drink the potion!*

*casts ETERNITY: Banshee's Nocturne; all party members cannot be silenced until the Nocturne ends (which doesn't unless The Narrator says so)*

*casts Reaper's Cloak on Apoph after he casts Temporal Marathon; don't forget that the buff is gone once you use a status move!*

*I am the be-all end-all, and though it is obviously your energy you're expending, I'm the guy who actually tells you if you've actually done it! And you haven't, because your attempts to drink a potion failed due to SIVELOS!*

*I fixed your typo.*

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((*gunned down by ghost police*))

wait hold on am i still paralyzed and silenced

or naw

or just one of them

*You are currently neither. You have done nothing and therefore done the most logical thing possible, wasting no time nor energy attempting to use attacks you currently did not have access to while TRIPPED UP.*

Just drink up Wander.

Considering that I'm expending my energy, not the Narrator's, nice try but no. The Narrator /can/ however determine how much energy is being used, so that's the line drawn.

*I can do that too! But you haven't even been able to use it due to your attempt to drink a Potion failing via trip-up, so you haven't even used it at all!*

((When in doubt, pinky out. *chugs potion, but in a sophisticated way.*))

*Just joking, Ecrivain. Narrators can have senses of humor too.*

*Hue hue.*

For that bad joke, I'm not giving you any of St Valentine's organs that I myself extracted from his ancient tomb.

*YOU HAVE WHAT?! You REALLY shouldn't have said that!*

*You feel a massive power shifting-IMAGE! Those ST. VALENTINE'S ORGANS are REDONKULOUSLY rare, and IMAGE could make impossibly powerful weaponry with it! You must escape the fleet AND FREEDOM before IMAGE comes out, otherwise you're all dead!*

Agnes: Ohey, this RPG has actual logic included! I like it. I thought I can just summon every single god I know. Now to look for them so I can hopefully destroy things. *searches Universal map* LA help me out.
You're on your own on this one. Us character controllers can't actually see or understand what you chant or look for.
Agnes: Well, that's so helpful, isn't it? *tries hard to locate them* Man I suck at finding things. This will take a while o3o

*There is a massive LAVA DEITY beneath you, but you cannot visit as it's totally covered in DOOM LAVA. You'll have to hope it pops out.*

*You also have various techniques that are not related to summoning things you do not currently possess. Also, you really should consider stopping FREEDOM.*

*Also, not Gods, DEITIES!*

Wow gods! They probably are expensive, or require some very binding contracts/coercion.

*Not gods, DEITIES!*

dont actually make contracts with them tho

we all know what happened last time

//cri

anyway

*WANDER just uses HEAL BELL, like the Pokemon move, for the paralysis, and ECHO HERBS for the silence.*

now can i actually hug somebody or--

*You heal everyone! CONGRADURATIONS!*

*DEITIES.*

*There is a huge difference between gods and deities. Whenever you meet a god that hasn't created something, that's a deity. So basically, 99.9999999% of all living 'gods' are deities.*

*Also, you don't find anything besides what you can currently see on your universal map. Universes are so tiny, and universal maps are so horribly inefficient now due to the discovery of Superdimensions.*

*It's still more detailed than a Superdimensional Map, though, so there's a tradeoff.*

*PANDORA, BAHAMUT, and FREEDOM are all tripped-up!*

*IMAGE is starting to close in! You figure you have EIGHT MORE ROUNDS OF COMBAT before his arrival, at which point you will be dead.*

*IMAGE ARRIVAL METER: 1/9*

[Sir Sivelos]

*APOPH chugs a POTION OF ROCK CONCERTS! He is unsilenced, and gets an extra turn from the adrenaline! APOPH uses the same combo he tried to use before: TEMPORAL MARATHON, SOVEREIGN'S SWORD, and SYSTEM CRASH. Badda boom.*

[legendary_addict]

Agnes: Oh, I do? Man I need to know my own class better.
Or play more RPG games.
Agnes: But I can't be stuffed. Anyway, if I have certain techniques. That that mean I can cast spells like Mages and Wizards? I will stop Freedom as soon as I understand what I can do (and I sounded like a Facist then. Stopping freedom.)
Don't forget to feel the presence of that Lava Deity below you. It might help you a lot, but not against this Freedom dude.
Agnes: Okey. I try to remember. *tries a variety of BD black mage spells like Thundraga, Blizzaga, Firaga, Dark and shtuff*

[Sir Sivelos]

*FIRAGA? YOU FOOL! ...Granted, the OP doesn't know what fire exactly does to FREEDOM, a FIRE MAJIN, but he knows it's bad! You also waste a bunch of energy due to using so many spells at once.*

*Also, you fail to change your class. You're stuck with it until you hit cap level, which you are NOWHERE NEAR.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*APOPH chugs a POTION OF ROCK CONCERTS! He is unsilenced, and gets an extra turn from the adrenaline! APOPH uses the same combo he tried to use before: TEMPORAL MARATHON, SOVEREIGN'S SWORD, and SYSTEM CRASH. Badda boom.*

*Badda boom indeed, but you are re-silenced!*

FREEDOM: I see that you feel the need to exploit potions against me?! WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR RIGHT TO POTIONS IS GETTING REOVKED!!

*FREEDOM uses EMBARGO on APOPH, preventing him from using items! This means he is not only PARLAYZED from FREEDOM's ability, but also prevents you from doing anything other than basic attacks!*

Agnes: Oh, I do? Man I need to know my own class better.
Or play more RPG games.
Agnes: But I can't be stuffed. Anyway, if I have certain techniques. That that mean I can cast spells like Mages and Wizards? I will stop Freedom as soon as I understand what I can do (and I sounded like a Facist then. Stopping freedom.)
Don't forget to feel the presence of that Lava Deity below you. It might help you a lot, but not against this Freedom dude.
Agnes: Okey. I try to remember. *tries a variety of BD black mage spells like Thundraga, Blizzaga, Firaga, Dark and shtuff*

*THUNDRAGA and BLIZZAGA hit wonderfully, but FIRAGA...Hits a random RaGNaK grunt weak to fire that fell onto the ship by accident. Your luck is undoubtedly the best you have ever seen, one of the 100 luckiest in existence, and the highest luck in the party-which you WILL need, as without your summons you are doing pathetic damage. DARK's effects do not happen because I need a discription, but I know what THUNDRAGA and BILLZAGA and FIRAGA all are.*

*Trust me, does a bloodthirsty, ruthless berserker only barely contained in his quest to kill everything sound like the kind of guy to be called JUSTICE to you? DARK WRIT names (FREEDOM being a DARK WRIT) usually represent the opposite of what their weird Blue and Orange morality represents. Oh, and JUSTICE is on YOUR side.*

*FIRAGA? YOU FOOL! ...Granted, the OP doesn't know what fire exactly does to FREEDOM, a FIRE MAJIN, but he knows it's bad! You also waste a bunch of energy due to using so many spells at once.*

*Also, you fail to change your class. You're stuck with it until you hit cap level, which you are NOWHERE NEAR.*

*If it actually hit, nothing would happen. FREEDOM is immune to fire, but thankfully SMT RULESET isn't in play, as otherwise all of your actions would evaporate instantly, and a patch went in-SMT RULESET is now even more brutal, making hitting foes with resistances/immunities let them have a chance at a buff and make their speed outdo everyone's on the field. Doubly fortunately, FREEDOM can't use that move.*

*Sadly, he's right. This isn't BRAVELY DEFAULT, though there is a class based off of that (where you can BRAVE to chain together more attacks or DEFAULT to build up BRAVE rather than just wait around doing nothing). You cannot change class until you hit cap level, 9999-then you can CLASS UP! On the other hand, if you do, you keep every benefit of being another class-you will never STOP being a Summoner while you also be a HHHHer. Yes that is a perfectly valid class.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*APOPH grumbles and uses a basic attack on FREEDOM. Nothing much else he can do.*

*Via psychic communication*

<Hey, Bahamut... Do you know a move called 'Sing it Loud, Sing it Proud?' 'Cause I can enhance it to make everybody immune to silencing... But this includes Freedom as well. Also, I would cast it myself, but I'm a bit preoccupied, and it might cause Freedom to target me.>

[Ganyu]

*drinks the potion (if still silenced)*

*casts Arcane Maelstrom; wormholes appear, unleashing copious amounts of old volatile energy that hailed from the time of the multiverse's birth*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS continues piloting, APOPH continues attacking basically.*

[Ganyu]

*casts IMPRISON: EMBARGO at Freedom*

*casts ETERNITY: WINTRY WRATH as well*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS imitates plane noises whilst he's piloting.*

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*In the cargo hold, several things lay about. All the commotion caused some ruckus down below. A jar falls over, causing a small slug-like creature to slither out - the infamous spawns of MAKUTA; the KRAATA. And not just any KRAATA, a SHADOW KRAATA at that. The SHADOW KRAATA slithers around for a bit, eventually finding a spare suit of RAHKSHI ARMOR that had been confiscated by the LEGION some time ago. Crafting RAHKSHI armor is relatively easy, but getting hold of KRAATA is difficult… How they got one, especially as rare as a SHADOW KRAATA, is up to interpretation. The KRAATA enters the RAHKSHI ARMOR and becomes a dreaded RAHKSHI.*

*The RAHKSHI, specifically a RAHKSHI of FEAR, more commonly called a TURAHK, walks around, inspecting things and prodding them with its staff. However, this is unbeknownst to you. But there is a RAHKSHI onboard the ship now, which may spell doom for all of you.*