The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Ganyu]

It's quite ironic given that I don't have guts like all you corporeal mortals. :/

[Sir Sivelos]

I meant metaphorically.

Apoph: ...

[Ganyu]

Hence the irony.

[Sir Sivelos]

I… Whatever.

Apoph: *APOPH coughs loudly at the NARRATOR.*

((Give him some time, Apoph.))

Apoph: Bluuuuuuh.

[Wander]

*WANDER sloooowly and carefully hugs APOPH. Yee.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*APOPH tapes a picture of a SPARKEATER to SUNSHADOW/WANDER's face, in a way so that they can't stop looking at it.*

Wow. I know you don't tolerate shenanigans Apoph, but… That's mean.

[Wander]

((dont /actually/ say their real name tho pls--))

*VERY LOUD AND GLITCHY SCREAMS*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The Narrator is exempt from the effects of a Tripan's Trigger. If I weren't, things would go very wrong very fast. In other news, APOPH is silently snickering to himself. SIVELOS smacks him upside the head.*

[Wander]

((trepan's* but okay--))

DONT WORRY I GOT THIS

*WANDER transforms into their tiny car form.*

it okay

*The picture is on their windshield.*

iT NOT OKAY

IT NOOOTT OOOOKAAAAYYYYY

*WANDER continues to scream very loudly and glitchy--*

[Sir Sivelos]

Apoph: Hah… Okay, I've had my fun. *APOPH incinerates the SPARKEATER PHOTO with a tiny laser beam.*