The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*GALLIGATH aggros and kites the general mobs away, taking them out swiftly but surely. The guy's a beast when it comes to doing that.*

*SIVELOS takes on the Neotanks.*

*MR. ICE and the END KING take on Queen Natalie.*

*This happens. Except not-Galligath is thrown into Statis Mode, which effectively IS his respawn, SIVELOS dies to NEOTANK fire before he can scratch them, and MR. ICE and the END KING are reminded that stopping an Elder Soul without another Elder Soul directly attacking it is just stupid. You all respawn, thinking that the extreme generic-ness of your attacks has finally caused them to be somewhat less effective. As in, not at all.*

*casts Hex Rune: Miasmic Smog on Entry; poison debuff*

*ENTRY is now POISONED. For some reason, it's dealing damage out of a percent of his HP that is unreasonably large, but this is really only a good thing for you.*

*GALLIGATH uses level 9999 ERUPTION!*

*SIVELOS uses level 9999 CHAINS OF JUPITER!*

*MR. ICE uses level 9999 GLACIAL TEAR! A massive blade constructed out of polar snow forms, slashing at QUEEN NATALIE.*

*The END KING uses level 9999 POLARISTORM! Using spatial energies, the END KING creates a massive burst of warped space that hits on multiple targets. QUEEN NATALIE, ENTRY, and ASHLEY all take hits.*

*GALLIGATH comes out of Stasis mode swinging and starts taking back territory.*

*SIVELOS gives back the beating he took.*

*NATALIE pulls out a surprise...Flamethrower?! The look on her face tells you that she really wanted to bring that out. In any case, a brief display of Pyromania quickly stops your attack cold. Flamethrowers don't really work on warped space, though, and the Elder Souls take a small beating.*

*casts Nightmare Cage on Entry*

*casts Shadow Double on Wander and myself*

*ENTRY is officially annoyed at you-and quickly breaks free of the Nightmare cage with a single slash!*

*When he comes out, looking at two of you wasn't what he expected to see, but he quickly pulls out an ILLUSION BREAKER, which eliminates your SHADOW DOUBLE. WANDER's SHADOW DOUBLE is still active.*

*Everyone continues to attack relentlessly.*

*Everyone dies as a result of your generic-ness. The offense has gotten to the walls, and are mightily confused about what they're supposed to do.*

*casts Hex Rune: Neuron Numbing; paralysis debuff applied on Entry*

*Artificer of the Infinite activates to clone another AEGIS*

((Pretty sure Entry's gonna come after me, despite me not DPSing him.))

*ENTRY is almost about to attack you when paralysis kicks in, and nearby marines happily fill him with lead. His 'aggro' is now strictly on you. Fortunately, STORM steps in between the two of you, intending to take ENTRY on.*

*Your cloning succeeds! You now possess two Aegises, both at around 65%.*

*SIVELOS is sweeping through NEOTANKS with level 9999 CHAINS OF JUPITER.*

*GALLIGATH keeps on kiting the normal units, taking them down quite quickly.*

*MR. ICE is battering QUEEN NATALIE from all sides with FIRE and ICE based attacks. However, he's being sure to let Velvetine knock some sense into her.*

*NIGHTMARE and the rest have taken to freeing MACHOKARP. They all have a respect for him from their times in the rift… And they're making headway! The vines are nearly done for!*

*You repeat the actions you did before. NIGHTMARE and his company find, however, that MACHOKARP is totally fine, the vines having already broken.*

I thought MACHOKARP was freed already.

*casts Nocturne of the Sirens; dark sonic pulses burst against Entry, knocking him back*

*ENTRY easily blasts them aside with light-based shockwaves, hitting you! It seems Dark and Light based attacks are up his alley...*

Hasn't been confirmed yet! *The action continues.*

*It...has been confirmed, Sivelos.*

Good day to you, Sir!

*I SAID GOOD DAY!*

*OMINOUS uses LV. 9999 ROCK SLIDE on the NEOTANKS, which, as a unit, is now down to an extremely low number.*

*JUSTICE uses LV. 9999 WELCOME TO ANTICHAMBER! The remaining NEOTANKS find themselves in a very hostile version of the titular ANTICHAMBER, and quickly die to ANTIMATTER CUBES being fired at them! NEOTANKS clear!*

*STORM duels ENTRY, trading slash-for-slash and protecting ECRIVAIN.*

*MACHOKARP uses LV. 9999 TESTOSTERONE FIST! MACHOKARP's mighty fist is encoated with the insane energy of PURE TESTOSTERONE, and then flung towards the cluster of attackers, annihilating many!*

*CARCINO uses LV. 9999 KEYCHAIN OF DOOM! CARCINO generates a massive keychain with loads of very deadly-looking keys on it, and swings it into the fray of attackers, getting away with some crazy kills!*

*VELVETINE duels ASHLEY, and unfortunately finds himself somewhat outmatched, but not entirely!*

*JEREMY uses another LV. 9999 ROCK SLIDE on the generic horde, which is down to 1/3rd of it's number, helped by your own units!*

*REBECCA helps kite some of the general mobs away from the offensive objectives.*

*QUEEN NATALIE unleashes MEADOW MOW-DOWN! Massive flowers sprout from everywhere on your side, entrapping some of your units and your defensive barricades-ALL OF THEM! She proceeds to have them EXPLODE into poisonous, paralyzing and painful fumes, destroying the defenses, killing the trapped units, dealing massive damage to those who weren't, saddling you with nasty status effects, and leaving LIGHT CHAOS and company in quite the bind, as though there's only 1/3rd of the attackers left, that doesn't mean 1/3rd is a small number! NATALIE smirks.*

*It looks like you're going to have to find a way to keep NATALIE from basically annihilating your troops and yourselves-which is to say, ATTACK HER OFTEN-until one of the ELDER SOULS gets freed up and can engage her!*