The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SIVELOS performs a BARREL ROLL! This trips up everybody on the ship (excluding SIVELOS, of course), due to SIVELOS's BARD OF DOOM powers making the chance of a trip-up increase immensely. So yeah, everyone tripped-up, causing all current actions to fail.*

*APOPH grumbles and uses a CAFFEINE POTION! APOPH is unsilenced due to the sugar, and also gains a nifty speed buff! However, his accuracy decreases slightly.*

*Well, you screwed over everyone. APOPH fails to drink his potion because of this! PANDORA, BAHAMUT and FREEDOM will all fail to get actions.*

*drinks an Elixir to cleanse the Silenced status away*

*casts ETERNITY: WINTRY WRATH*

*You've tripped up and cannot!*

*APOPH uses TEMPORAL MARATHON! Moving at lightspeed, APOPH combos LOCK-ON, SOVEREIGN'S SWORD, and SYSTEM CRASH to make an undodgeable, max-attack, planetary attack of doom.*

*You're still SILENCED because you failed to drink the potion!*

*casts ETERNITY: Banshee's Nocturne; all party members cannot be silenced until the Nocturne ends (which doesn't unless The Narrator says so)*

*casts Reaper's Cloak on Apoph after he casts Temporal Marathon; don't forget that the buff is gone once you use a status move!*

*I am the be-all end-all, and though it is obviously your energy you're expending, I'm the guy who actually tells you if you've actually done it! And you haven't, because your attempts to drink a potion failed due to SIVELOS!*

*I fixed your typo.*

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((*gunned down by ghost police*))

wait hold on am i still paralyzed and silenced

or naw

or just one of them

*You are currently neither. You have done nothing and therefore done the most logical thing possible, wasting no time nor energy attempting to use attacks you currently did not have access to while TRIPPED UP.*

Just drink up Wander.

Considering that I'm expending my energy, not the Narrator's, nice try but no. The Narrator /can/ however determine how much energy is being used, so that's the line drawn.

*I can do that too! But you haven't even been able to use it due to your attempt to drink a Potion failing via trip-up, so you haven't even used it at all!*

((When in doubt, pinky out. *chugs potion, but in a sophisticated way.*))

*Just joking, Ecrivain. Narrators can have senses of humor too.*

*Hue hue.*

For that bad joke, I'm not giving you any of St Valentine's organs that I myself extracted from his ancient tomb.

*YOU HAVE WHAT?! You REALLY shouldn't have said that!*

*You feel a massive power shifting-IMAGE! Those ST. VALENTINE'S ORGANS are REDONKULOUSLY rare, and IMAGE could make impossibly powerful weaponry with it! You must escape the fleet AND FREEDOM before IMAGE comes out, otherwise you're all dead!*

Agnes: Ohey, this RPG has actual logic included! I like it. I thought I can just summon every single god I know. Now to look for them so I can hopefully destroy things. *searches Universal map* LA help me out.
You're on your own on this one. Us character controllers can't actually see or understand what you chant or look for.
Agnes: Well, that's so helpful, isn't it? *tries hard to locate them* Man I suck at finding things. This will take a while o3o

*There is a massive LAVA DEITY beneath you, but you cannot visit as it's totally covered in DOOM LAVA. You'll have to hope it pops out.*

*You also have various techniques that are not related to summoning things you do not currently possess. Also, you really should consider stopping FREEDOM.*

*Also, not Gods, DEITIES!*

Wow gods! They probably are expensive, or require some very binding contracts/coercion.

*Not gods, DEITIES!*

dont actually make contracts with them tho

we all know what happened last time

//cri

anyway

*WANDER just uses HEAL BELL, like the Pokemon move, for the paralysis, and ECHO HERBS for the silence.*

now can i actually hug somebody or--

*You heal everyone! CONGRADURATIONS!*

*DEITIES.*

*There is a huge difference between gods and deities. Whenever you meet a god that hasn't created something, that's a deity. So basically, 99.9999999% of all living 'gods' are deities.*

*Also, you don't find anything besides what you can currently see on your universal map. Universes are so tiny, and universal maps are so horribly inefficient now due to the discovery of Superdimensions.*

*It's still more detailed than a Superdimensional Map, though, so there's a tradeoff.*

*PANDORA, BAHAMUT, and FREEDOM are all tripped-up!*

*IMAGE is starting to close in! You figure you have EIGHT MORE ROUNDS OF COMBAT before his arrival, at which point you will be dead.*

*IMAGE ARRIVAL METER: 1/9*