The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Rin Kagamine]

Uhm....
What just
Happened?
...
MOMMY-//shot
Sivelos what's happening please help me. ;w;

[Sir Sivelos]

Tazz: I understand it all now: Yog-Sothoth is a giant donkey.

Giant donkey.

Giant donkey.

...


WHAT!? Whatever. SO WHAT DOES THIS STUNNING REVELATION MEAN!?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**'Donkey' is another word for 'a**.' He is just a big jerk.**

*He's also the jerk RUNNING YOUR CAMPAIGN!*

[Sir Sivelos]

I figured that was the case, but it was still an odd phrasing.

Light Chaos: How you managed to summon that video clip into THIN AIR is beyond me.

Reality warping, duh.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**While you were busy chatting mid-battle and not doing anything simultaneiously, the Narrator takes your video clip and clips Light Chaos'es defense stat down to nothingness. He's currently useless as a tank. Fortunately, that action did no damage.**

**Yog-Sothoth's actual Eldritch Form, however, fires off an eldritch death beam at Light Chaos, which does the job for a one-shot. Light Chaos respawns afterwards.**

*Hah!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Light Chaos: Hm. Do not take me lightly, no pun intended, Yog-Sothoth. **LC uses TECH: ARROW OF LIGHT, level 9999! A beam of light pierces Yog-Sothoth, which deals FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE due to his eldritchness. The tech deals FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE against darkness, eldritch, and evil enemies.**

Wham! **SIVELOS uses TECH: I THREW A ROCK AT IT, level 9999!!! A massive meteor crashes into YOG-SOTHOTH, exploding comically in a massive, fiery, Hydrogen-bomb-esque explosion.**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*That you have abilities meant specifically to take down specific entities implies very unfortunate things, you know?!*

**Ignore him, he's trying to get into your heads. He's not in a good way right now.**

*I'LL SHOW YOU A GOOD WAY!*

**Oh, oh my. The Narrator-Sothoth uses LV. 9999 TRAIN PAIN; MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! A train appears out of a portal, fast and hard, and it's drifting on TWO pairs of tracks! He wants you to FEAR the masterful train-driving going on, making a freight train move like a sports car, but fortunately the fear effect fails to take for any of you. Bad luck.**

*...D**MIT!*

**Tazz uses LV. 9999 INFINITY CANNON! The whole of the Eldritch form of Yog-Sothoth, sans the Narration Box, is suddenly sucked into a cannon that formed underneath it, and the Narrator-Sothoth is booted in by an icy pillar. Moments later, they're both fired out, then shortly thereafter, the real ammo of the cannon-the LEGENDARY INFINITY LADLE-is also fired after them after they land on a nearby moon. The ladle crashes into them and the moon, destroying the latter. The Ladle just keeps on trucking, though, blowing through every planet up until they reach Uranus, where the Ladle decides to change course and go back to the cannon. All-in-all, a painful experience.**

WHOOP! THE INFINITY LADLE RIDES AGAIN!

[Sir Sivelos]

FUFUFUFUFU! **SIVELOS uses TECH: MARX GATE, level 9999!!! SIVELOS channels his inner MARX, and creates a portal right on top of YOG-SOTHOTH. YOG-SOTHOTH, upon going through (i.e, forcefully sucked through) the portal, is greeted by a dimension of PURE, NEVER-ENDING PAIN. He is then violently spat out afterwords.**

**LC keeps blasting YOG-SOTHOTH with level 9999 ARROWS OF LIGHT!**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The portal does no effect on Yog-Sothoth. In fact, it made him stronger. Pro-tip: Generally places you do not want to go are benign, even beneficial, to eldritch abominations of Yog's power.**

*HAHA! I love the smell of buffs and enemy blood in the morning! They smell like...VICTORY!!!*

**Narrator-Sothoth proceeds to attack Rin with his Crowbar, banking on her forgetting she's got unlimited VIM and is nigh-invulnerable**

*OI! That's outright sabotage!*

**...The assistant Narrator never liked the actual Narrator in the first place.**

[Sir Sivelos]

He doesn't seem very pleasant. **SIVELOS tries an alternative to MARX GATE… Instead of leading to a PAIN DIMENSION, it leads to a dimension of pure LOVE, HUGS, AND SWEETNESS SO POWERFUL IT MAKES YOU SICK TO YOUR STOMACH!**