The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Caite-chan]

I really need to get my laptop fixed.

[Sir Sivelos]

What's wrong with it? *maintains the PORTAL so Yog-Sothoth is forcefully sucked in*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*predictably, nothing happens.*

**He may hate sugar bowls, but he's got a point, why WOULD that harm him? It's not explicitly a 'harm eldritch dimension' here. On that note, you may want to lay off the portals, otherwise you're going to be on the receiving end without warning.**

[Sir Sivelos]

Got it!

**LC keeps on blasting YOG-SOTHOTH with level 9999 ARROWS OF LIGHT! This tech is doing FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE towards YOG-SOTHOTH. And it keeps on coming.**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Narrator implements a Lv. 9999 SPAM FILTER! All attacks must be completely new each round or else you take ridiculous damage! LC instantly dies because he was in the middle of using Light Arrow when the Narrator set it down.*

**Well, he's not showing it, but you're doing a good job of weakening him. 1/3rd HP left, keep it up!**

[Sir Sivelos]

**LC respawns and uses TECH: AURORA WAVES, level 9999!!! A wave of aurora-like light bursts out of LC… in an omnidirectional fashion. No chance of dodging this. The attack is VERY DEADLY, dealing major amounts of damage to targets of all shapes and sizes, as it ignores type immunities and resistances. It also has a very high damage output. It has no effect on allies, fortunately.**

Good idea, LC! **SIVELOS uses a level 9999 SACRED SWORD!!! SIVELOS's sword gloss blue and he swings it in a wide arc, damaging YOG-SOTHOTH. You know what the move does.**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**YOG-SOTHOTH blocks the AURORA WAVES with his MICBAR. That move doesn't activate the SPAM FILTER, but he's sure seen a lot of it. SACRED SWORD, however, comes clean-on. Meanwhile, his tentacles thrash about, dealing damage to everyone, really. Tazz has been KO'd by them at this point. Glass Cannon and all that.**

[Sir Sivelos]

**LC then uses ARROW OF LIGHT, level 9999, once more. Since he used AURORA WAVES prior to this attack, it ignores the SPAM FILTER, since he technically isn't spamming the attack.**

**SIVELOS uses TECH: SOVEREIGN'S SWORD, level 9999!!! You know what that tech does.**

**Apophis-Ra comes up to the deck.**

Apophis-Ra: Cease that commotion... What

Just help us beat this guy!

Apohpis-Ra: **rolls his eyes before pointing his THREE-HEADED FLAIL, the TRIBUNAL RETRIBUTION, at YOG-SOTHOTH. He lashes at YOG-SOTHOTH, emitting three bursts of energy that deal several different types of damage at once whilst also applying very crippling debuffs.**

[Bulbasaur]

Bulbasaur: *refuses to RP*

Wait...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The SPAM FILTER activates on the ARROW OF LIGHT!...Yes, this isn't like Torment at all; you literally lose use of an attack if it's used at all. You cannot use AURORA WAVE again either. This counts for all party members. The attack is sent backwards at LIGHT CHAOS for 2x damage, then grants YOG-SOTHOTH (both the Narrator and the Eldritch form) hideous buffs, and then the SPAM FILTER creates a jaw to eat up LIGHT CHAOS.. This results in another kill on him**

Apoth:...The assistant narrator did not just say 'another kill,' right? HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT, RIGHT?!

Tazz: YOG-SOTHOTH IS WEAK! **Tazz uses LV. 9999 CAIRO CALAMITY! Using his miniature Cairo Overcoat (which is still a thing), Tazz leaps through time-space to somehow entwine timelines together and make multiples of himself to hack away at the Eldritch Form.**