The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Despite how tempting it would be at this stage, the Lava Lord is not around here. There is no Mincia Intersuperdimensional Cluster, the only real way he could reach you. Nevertheless, the thought of such a ridiculous foe panics you and you flee absolutely nothing.*

Author: We are not FLEEING NOTHING, we are-

*STRIFE!*

*PSIONIC BEEHIVE draws near!*

*PSIONIC BEEHIVES are exactly what they say on the tin, a Psionic-empowered version of a whole colony of Bees, levitating the whole Hive. What kind of madness does it take to make a whole HIVE of bees come out and move their hive to get you?*

[Ganyu]

Well, who's the itchy finger who aggravated them?

*Black shadows pool around the party in a defensive cocoon, with tendrils flickering out threateningly.*

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm tempted to make a Nicholas Cage joke, but I'm just not feeling it. *SIVELOS uses a level 9999 BOLT STRIKE on the Psionic Bees.*

[Caite-chan]

I'm tempted to push Tazz back down the hole he belongs in.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hole? I'm tempted to ask, but I won't.

[Caite-chan]

Or I could always earth bend him into that hole. Then we could all win and when I mean all I mean ME.

[Sir Sivelos]

But he would break out. Face it, it's inevitable. Also, he has enough clones of himself to make a town.

[Caite-chan]

So poison them all. Give them mercury to drink.

[Ganyu]

Someone has been watching too much Korra.

I'm not saying it's a negative thing, though. :3

[Sir Sivelos]

I can't wait for tomorrow's episode. owo