The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Author: Star Mage is a class or type of ability, D(a)emon is a species. You can easily be (and probably are) both. Among several other classes that you previously took and mastered at an unspecified point in time we/they won't inquire about.

*Him dying just makes him respawn, like everyone else. No worries.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Still. Can't have anyone dying. ono

[Ganyu]

*Tomato juice splatters over the walls of the blender.*

[Sir Sivelos]

But will it blend?

[VeloJello]

Tomato juice is grody.

[Sir Sivelos]

I don't know why, but that word always cracks me up.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The party presses onwards, easily auto-defeating everything in their path for almost nonexistent amounts of L00T.*

Tazz: So, what's up with Hydro Lord?

Author: Can't say.

Tazz: Are you just going to keep up the 'can't say' bull-

Author: Yes. I don't' want to reveal my secrets. The Narrator wouldn't want his plot spoiled more so he doesn't have to do some lousy improvision like before, right?

*I'd rather improvise whenever it would antagonize them better.*

Tazz: I just can't win, can I? Luckiest guy in the world and I still can't win.

Author: Indeed.

[Sir Sivelos]

Mhm. Life sucks sometimes, doesn't it?

[VeloJello]

Especially when someone's blending tomato juice. Now I want a banana smoothie.

[Sir Sivelos]

I don't think that's tomato juice, friend.