The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Ganyu]

Time for me to take my leave. *disappears*

[Sir Sivelos]

Okay then.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Ecrivain cannot escape for mysterious reasons!*

Tazz: We've just stumbled into the area of a boss, didn't we?

*...BOSS STRIFE!*

*Before you can break the 4th wall further, a figure appears from the branches well above you, holding a Bow that looks suspiciously like two muscular arms holding a string, a superblack that you almost fail to notice in the darkness. The figure is completely obscured.*

Tazz:...Hello?

*The figure doesn't twitch, but he definitely noticed you now. Perhaps he didn't before?*

Tazz:...Hi there, my name is-

???: CHAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!

*The figure is clearly pointing at Light Chaos. The voice is clearly masculine. And the tone is clearly enraged.*

???: THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEF!!!

*He leaps down to the top of the massive wall of vines. At the edges of the arena, beasts of an abnormally large size appear...You wonder if the Author knew about this.*

(IF I knew about this? Duh! It's the reason I left you guys!)

???: You stole it! You stole the blade! YOU STOLE THE BLAAAAAAADE FROM BAAL! I see fortune favors the good of this world, though, you no longer have it...But I figure, the simultaneous loss of the shield is a ploy to keep me-to keep US-from retaking it and giving it to proper hands? Yes, yes, probably is...BUT! YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE BOW! I STAND STEADFAST, THIEF! YOU WILL DIE HERE, AS WITH YOUR ENTOURAGE!

Tazz: What?

???:...Hrm, I see Chaos saw fit to not tell his pawns what they were after! I say otherwise! This bow, the ARMS OF ATLAS, this is legendary, one of three keys to a place known as the Voidial Drydocks. I'll not say more of it, IT'S A SECRET! BUT! CHAOS, the wielder of one of the keys, stole another from Baal! Completely traitorous! I guess that his consequence was his weakening, he is shorter and paler, closer to death...And his soul, shattered like broken glass!

*The ARMS OF ATLAS?! This guy must be Acidic Seoul the 69th! It looks like Dark Chaos stole the blade who's names you have all possibly forgotten when they split earlier-the cause of all this confusion. In any case, this looks like one of those scenarios when-*

Acidic Seoul: SPEAK NO FURTHER LIES, NARRATOR! You can lie! I know this for fact! You have lied before...

Tazz: Eyebrow raised...

*...NOT OFTEN! In any case-*

Acidic Seoul: NO FURTHER PLESANTRIES! GRIMORE, ATTACK!

*And with that, from behind the wall of vines comes a dark smoke, which quickly reforms into a mighty, hairy, almost formless beast of claw and fang, which Acidic Seoul leaps atop, readying arrows! Now that he's not totally obscured, you can make out that his face is actually a skull, and his dress seems to favor black and purple like a traditional villainous character, specificially some kind of hunter and/or animal tamer fellow, complete with a whip. This is a big misunderstanding and he won't listen to reason. Looks like you'll have to knock sense into him...*

*...Lesser, but still fearsome beasts crawl out from above you, claws and fang at the ready. Almost certainly part of Acidic Seoul's posse of wild beasts that he will likely summon throughout the battle...*

*...Acidic Seoul glares at you...*

*...Acidic Seoul and Grimore the Primal Beast versus the AntIvOId! Ladies and gentlemen, ACTION!!!!!!!!*

[Wander]

*WANDER casts PYROCLASM! Pretty sure you know what this does right.*

QUICK QUESTION how big is this place

aka can it fit a metrotitan or nah

[Ganyu]

Acidic Seoul, as in the capital of South Korea can react with potassium hydroxides?? Also, it's Grimoire*. I would know the spelling of a dark tome...

*Still disappeared*

[Sir Sivelos]

Light Chaos: I'll have you know that my other counterpart is acting independently of me currently. I would not have stolen the Acheron if I were whole, yet this was inevitable. *LC uses LIGHT OF RUIN; a massive beam of pure, utter destruction that wipes out everything in its radius for minor knockback.*

*SIVELOS uses tech: ASTRAL TYPHOON! You should know what this does already.*

[Ganyu]

*Currently disappeared*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS continues his attacks.*

[Ganyu]

*Watches*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Apparently the misspelling is completely intentional! In fact, for some otherworldly reason, you have a feeling that Grimoires are named after this thing, not the other way around!*

Acidid Seoul: LIEEEEEES! I SMELL DECEIT! NONE SEEK THE WEAPONS AND SURVIVE!

*And with that, Acidic Seoul proves how worthless it will be to take hits from him in this battle, as a singular, regular arrow, not part of any special and boasting no crits, effortlessly one-shots Light Chaos as if it were nothing.*

Tazz:...Ooooohhh...

*The BEASTS OF THE WILD continually crawl into the area nonstop, obeying GRIMORE, their master. As GRIMORE is body-guarding ACIDIC SEOUL, tanking any hit attempting to get to him (even hits that rightfully should hit ACIDIC SEOUL), you will have to kill it.*

*Ominous uses LV. 9999 STEALTH ROCK! Pointed stones rise out of the ground beneath you, rising to the edges of the arena, damaging anybody who wants to join the party!*

*Tazz uses UNIQUETECH: AXARTICA! Tazz does a bumrush for the south pole, crossing the whole planet in record time. Finding no icy pole there, Tazz just supercharges the MADDER MAN with the power of ICE and comes back to do a huge number on GRIMORE.*

*Rebecca uses LV. 9999 PEARL! A huge storm of light orbs emit from Rebecca, slamming into the BEASTS OF THE WILD, taking down most.*

*GRIMORE uses LV. 9999 SLASH! From the nigh-formless creature of fur, claws, talons and teeth comes a paw of ambiguous shape but extreme size, leaving a huge gash on Rebecca!*