The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

You do know that the Master Crown feeds on your soul, right? The absolute power may be nice, but the Master Crown is a parasite that uses souls to fuel its own immortality. Soon enough, you'll take a bad hit. The Master Crown will shatter, and you'll go along with it. Look what happened to the LAST person who wielded it!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*As stated, IMAGE is immune to this effect, and like most artifacts, the MASTER RING now draws power from itself. Somehow. Again, ULTIMATE BLACKSMITH. He can change the properties of all ARTIFACTS/L00T at will, on contact. You're lucky he's not pulling out SUPREME UNMAKE on you. That would mean everything you have is destroyed! Permanently! Until you find someone else to repair it!*

*In any case, WHY WOULD YOU TELL YOUR ENEMIES THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS?! They're not going to hand it back to you, it's still better in their hands as long as they know how to use it! Not like IMAGE didn't already know, you can basically credit 95% of the powerful artifacts in the Kirby series to him.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmph... *SIVELOS just shrugs at this point.* I have nothing to say. However... *SIVELOS uses COPY ESSENCE DELUXE: ULTRA ABILITY; ULTRA SWORD! SIVELOS's sword grows to massive proportions, and he swings, hoping to take out a significant portion of the CLOCKSTOPPERS, and maybe even hit IMAGE.*

[Ganyu]

Well, way to be a cock block, Narrator. I swear once we're done with this pain of an Image (seriously how can a .jpeg be so Gary Stu?!) I'll personally hunt you down and torture you...

I realized that I had that Artificer skill so let's see how this goes... *activates Artficer of the Infinite: Master Crown*

*produces a decent replica of the crown and plonks it onto Sivelos' head*

[Sir Sivelos]

WOAH WOAH WOAH. Not just for the Artification or whatever, thanks for that. But insulting Image like that, and the Narrator no less, might not have been the wisest of ideas, friend. ANYWHO... *The Master Crown (the one on SIVELOS's head) activates and wiggles slightly.*

[Ganyu]

Well, I like to call a spade a spade. That image probably has a low resolution that's why our spells aren't doing anything.

*casts Aura of Drowning on Image*

[Sir Sivelos]

I... I don't see the logic behind that. Whatever. He's just a whole lot stronger than us combined... *SIVELOS uses a SACRED SWORD on IMAGE.*

[VeloJello]

An image this strong wouldn't be a JPEG; he'd have to be a PNG. JPEG files suck.

*VELO casts an AEROBLAST at IMAGE.*

[Sir Sivelos]

HE'S NOT AN IMAGE, THAT'S HIS NAME! I think. It might be a codename… *SIVELOS continues attacking IMAGE.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*His real name is not IMAGE, it is merely a title, alongside the THIRD DARK WRIT and DARK WRIT OF OBLIVION. Nor is he a .JPEG or a .PNG. or a .GIF before you even begin to theorize that. No, he's very much an extremely powerful d(a)emon with incredible star magic, a status as the ULTIAMTE ULTIMATE BLACKSMITH (Seriously, this guy made Dark Aura, which can make ANYTHING), and a DARK WRIT. And his specialty is ACCURACY AND SPEED, wielding a weapon type that increases damage with-guess what?-ACCURACY AND SPEED. This guy just reeks final boss, or penultimate boss at least.*

*As for you, Ecrivain, you do realize you're talking to YOG-SOTHOTH, ELDER GOD OF CHAOS, right? You'd never survive the encounter solo, and this is without the NARRATION-you'd never survive the encounter PERIOD if YOG-SOTHOTH used the NARRATION against you. YOG-SOTHOTH held that one back in your encounter with him previously! Oh, and you already faced YOG-SOTHOTH as a boss, so think of that as retroactive payback.*

*Of course, you're all idiots now.*

Tazz: Oi!

*It's because I didn't declare a STRIFE specifically against IMAGE. I only fail to declare a STRIFE for hideous curb-stomps so hideous that it's beyond saving. IMAGE cannot be slain in this encounter-he will use STAR MAGIC to heal himself (his abilities mean it doesn't have to hit him or anything). He's not actually interested in fighting you, though-good thing, too, as Image stops all of your attacks short by using UNMAKE on SIVELOS'ES ULTRA SWORD before the attack lands, destroying it instantly and forcing SIVELOS to be locked out of the ULTRA SWORD for his ULTRA COPY POWERS until he gets a refil. It's so shocking that Ecrivain fails his attempt at making the MASTER CROWN and all other attacks post-ULTRA SWORD fail.*

Tazz:...Oh...

*Even if TAZZ were to turn into DARK WRIT JUSTICE, you'd still all fail horribly. The only legitimate action here is to do a tactical retreat and ABSCOND. Otherwise it's just a waste of the little EXP and GOLD you still possess after all of those other deaths. It could be smart to leave IMAGE a PARTING GIFT...KARMA is probably on your side for this much.*

*JUST DON'T LET IT BE AN ATTACK OR A BUFF ON YOURSELVES FOR PETE'S SAKE!*