The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*All of this and more continues.*

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I'm a pirate now, arr.

[Ganyu]

*Water Elemental Birds collectively use their Chilling Winds attack which has a 100% of a speed drop.*

(You made the right choice.)

[Sir Sivelos]

((ARRRRRRR))

*SIVELOS uses INVERTED-T.A.S.! Instead of SIVELOS moving faster, GRIMORE moves incredibly slowly, simulating a "frame by frame" speed. I.E, his speed is cut tremendously.*

[VeloJello]

*VELO summons a SOLAR LANCE, which she uses to stab GRIMORE with repeatedly! The BURN chance for the thing is absolutely legendary, and once it dissipates it is guaranteed to cause BLINDNESS for anyone dumb enough to look at it.*

Look, guys! Being allied with Groudon makes sun-based powers get stronger! Also Groudon is the best forever you pirate nerds :P

[Sir Sivelos]

The only reason I joined Aqua is because everybody else was pressuring me too. I still like Groudon over Kyogre for nostalgic reasons, but a pirate is free, so I can do what I want. Also, just focus on slowing Grimore down! *SIVELOS continues blasting GRIMORE to a slow doom with level 9999 SLOW-DOWNs.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*For the duration of this Aqua-Magma event, PYRGICK MAGICKS (That is to say, All FIRE, SMOKE OR MAGMA BASED MAGICS) will be improved for those of TEAM MAGMA, while CRYGICK MAGICKS (A catch-all for WATER, ICE OR VAPOR BASED MAGICS) will be improved for those of TEAM AQUA. HOWEVER, as WATER and LAND would both be annihilated in their entirety if the RAGNAK were to succeed, you are still the same team here!*

*The exception to the boost is Ecrivain due to his pressuring of Sivelos. That's not cool. At all.*

*GRIMORE'S speed is now -6!*

Tazz: Excellent! Now, Sivleos, use a Trip-up move on GRIMORE. It's ridiculously low speed also means a terrifically low evasion, so it's almost guaranteed to hit!

[Sir Sivelos]

Trip-Up already has 100 accuracy, but okay. *SIVELOS uses level 9999 TRIP-UP on GRIMORE!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TRIP-UP does NOT have 100% Accuracy, that would be broken to s**t. However, in his ridicluously slowed state, combined with the boost of THY AIM IS TRUE, means that it's true as of right now. GRIMORE's immediate next paw misses a foothold, and his scramble to find another just sends him off the whole cliff, falling down, down, down.*

*Before impact with the hard ground, ACIDIC SEOUL pulls his bow back and launches an EXPLOSIVE ARROW! The Ground explodes, revealing a cavern with water beneath it! GRIMORE falls in, unharmed. ACIDIC SEOUL is temporarily vulnerable, though the FORCE will repair the ground, which will allow ACIDIC to fully heal GRIMORE and HIMSELF. You're going to have to fly in as you're attacking to prevent that. Otherwise your progress will go backwards, an event quite rage-quit worthy. DON'T let that happen!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*Apophis Form!APOPH flies towards ACIDIC at blinding speed, hitting him with a SUPER FANG. Meanwhile, SIVELOS flies in, nailing ACIDIC with compressed COSMIC CATACLYSMs, dealing 100x damage due to how small the radius is.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yeah the half-damage thing was never going to work twice. ACIDIC SEOUL's arrow intercepts APOPH and kills him dead. GRIMORE dodges the COSMIC CATACLYSMS...Partially because it is extremely dark for how bright it is outside!*

*Tazz, Ominous, and Rebecca (who can't fly, but can really jump) fall in after you.*