The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

((Sometimes Ecrivain, I think you exist in your own little world. However, whatever you're doing, keep it up!))

*They can't hear you! And shouldn't you know already?*

((I get my facts from my Superior. Anyway, you have a job to do. I don't want to die either, so get these bozos to do their stuff!))

*Right… Anyway, SIVELOS uses TECH: PROMETHEAN SHADOW, level 9999! Harnessing the power of a character not even introduced yet, SIVELOS forms a massive FUSION-FLARE-esque ball of shadows before hurling it at the FIREMEN guarding Niddy, dealing MASSIVE AOE DARK damage!*

*Meanwhile, APOPH is battering down BLOODHOUND with various combos of techniques, testing out anything and everything, from water and ice to dark and light. Perhaps he could find out whatever BLOODHOUND has a weakness too.*

*LC is assisting the troops in taking down the TRAPBUSTERS, using ARROW OF LIGHT, BLAZE OF GLORY, and ANNIHILASERs to take them down.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*That doesn't make remote sense, Ecrivain! It's the Armor that's important for a FIREMAN's combat abilities, otherwise it's just levels that anyone can gain! Clones still start at level 1, Class 1 like everyone else did! Indeed, most (99%) of the classes are just gear loadouts, not gene loadouts! On the other hand, you now have a steady source of clones so you haven't totally wasted your time. You're going to need to copy the ARMOR to truly make more FIREMAN units, which, PS, is NOT biological. Considering it includes three Legendary Weapons well beyond your skills to make (seriously), this could take a long while. Too long of a while, in fact, as you're better off on the battlefield, supporting your allies directly!*

*NIDHOGG introduces LIGHT CHAOS to INSTANT DEATH PORE CANNONS. This Narrator doesn't need to say that LIGHT CHAOS took a Respawn, does he? He also kills every unit attacking the TRAPBUSTERS!*

*BLOODHOUND has seriously stepped up his game-he's now managing to squirm in attacks every time APOPH misses, which is ALL THE TIME. When APOPH finally looks to get a hit in, NIDHOGG introduces him to the PORE CANNONS as well for instant death. NIDHOGG lets off a good chuckle in response.*

*The FIREMEN atop NIDHOGG are thrown for a nasty loop and are almost all destroyed! However, MORE FIREMEN are being teleported in-but not enough to melt away any GLUE or ICE! TAZZ uncorks another LV. 9999 BLIZZARD, finishing off the lot of them for now and freezing NIDHOGG 10%! You need at least 66% to start killing NIDHOGG!*

Nidhogg: No! Get off of there! Sssstop depriving me of fabric thissss instant!

Tazz: Make us, -insert badword here-!

[Ganyu]

*That doesn't make remote sense, Ecrivain! It's the Armor that's important for a FIREMAN's combat abilities, otherwise it's just levels that anyone can gain! Clones still start at level 1, Class 1 like everyone else did! Indeed, most (99%) of the classes are just gear loadouts, not gene loadouts! On the other hand, you now have a steady source of clones so you haven't totally wasted your time. You're going to need to copy the ARMOR to truly make more FIREMAN units, which, PS, is NOT biological. Considering it includes three Legendary Weapons well beyond your skills to make (seriously), this could take a long while. Too long of a while, in fact, as you're better off on the battlefield, supporting your allies directly!*

I'll just let Chrono Code run its mana out then.

*the Water Elemental Birds (12) now focus their assault on BLOODHOUND (getting bored of Rebecca evidently); they use Sea Breeze and Cloudburst as their primary spells*

*summons Water Elemental Spirits (6); they buff all Water and Ice spells while dishing out their own damage with Drown spells*

((Sometimes Ecrivain, I think you exist in your own little world. However, whatever you're doing, keep it up!))

I actually exist in my own world. I thought you knew. *expresses disappointment*

[Sir Sivelos]

((I'd like to remind you that Apoph, while in his demon forms, is invulnerable to attacks. Why? Well, his castites are invulnerable to everything, save a certain form of damage, and only killable by another. Apoph is similar, but he is only vulnerable to… well, nothing. OHKO moves, though… Yeah. Basically, if there's a way around his invincibility, he can be harmed by it.))

*APOPH promptly ****s off, going back to assist the other troops. LC respawns and mentally sighs. LC goes back to assisting TAZZ and SIVELOS, with LC unleashing every ice-based attack in his arsenal, which is half of every tech that isn't a Uniquetech. So basically, he unleashes an icy hell onto NIDHOGG. Meanwhile, SIVELOS works on making sure NIDHOGG will sleep soundly in a bed of frozen death.*

((And that's just an expression!))

[VeloJello]

*VELO directs SUICUNE, ARTICUNO, REGICE and KYUREM to unleash their most powerful ICE attacks at NIDHOGG. VELO picks up their slack by shooting LUNAR ARROWS, which are like SOLAR ARROWS but based on LIGHT and ICE rather than LIGHT and FIRE, at BLOODHOUND.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS and LC initiate a COMBOTECH: DUAL ICE AGE, level 9999!!! SIVELOS and LC form a massive glacier above them, before hurling it at NIDHOGG. The resulting explosion causes a blizzard that swirls around NIDHOGG, dealing very rapid Ice-based DoT. SIVELOS generates a massive cannon that pelts NIDHOGG with cannonballs of ice, whilst LC blasts NIDHOGG with a level 9999 ICE BEAM! The attack ends with both of them blasting NIDHOGG with a powerful ball of pure cold! No kill like overkill.*

((You can say that again…))

*Meanwhile, APOPH has morphed into his APOPHIS form, and is laying an offensive on the TRAPBUSTERS.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((Sivelos, there are some things too good to be true, and Apoph being totally invulnerable while in alternate forms is one of them. In any case, Nidhogg, who is a Tyrant Overlord, the same rank Apoph had, is NOT invulnerable, his defense is just so high that most attacks would do no damage...))

*NIDHOGG is now 50% coated in ice due to all of your efforts! FIREMEN get in and make that 40% in a hurry, though.*

*NIDHOGG, in response to your attempts at killing him, creates massive orbs from an unknowable move! It's mystery distracts you long enough to let down your guards, and most of the buildings explode when they land, leaving huge holes in the defense! The Cueballs that would have tipped you off to foes coming in from outside are gone, in particular!*

*APOPH is quickly introduced to another INSTANT DEATH at the hands of...DARK CHAOS?! YES! Wielding a copy of the ARCHEON, he looks very confident. As of right now, he's defending the TRAPBUSTERS. CHAOS SERVANTS swarm in, wielding a copy of all three Legendary Weapons in their six hands! The TRAPBUSTERS depart-it looks like they're done already! This is the RaGNaK throwing their whole into it; this was NEVER going to be easy!*

Ominous: Well, this is unfortunate...

*OMINOUS uses LV. 9999 ROCK SLIDE! Rocks materialize above the door and fall down at ridiculous speeds, softening up the CHAOS SERVANTS.*

Storm: They're overwhelming us! We've got to hit harder!

*STORM uses AEROBLAST! Intense Training with LUGIA has led to this moment, and STORM proves his worth by firing off most of the FIREMEN atop NIDHOGG! NO survivors hit the ground this time!*

Tazz: Nononono! Not on my watch!

*TAZZ leaps off of NIDHOGG to use LV. 9999 DEATH FROM ABOVE! Tazz hits the ground and absolutely demolishes some of the CHAOS SERVANTS.*

Velvetine: You will not succeed!

*VELVETINE uses WARTOP! He turns himself into a lethal tornado of blows, flinging himself into the CHAOS SERVANTS! Unfortunately, his ability doesn't seem to proc against the CHAOS SERVANTS.*

Rebecca: At me, foes!

*REBECCA soaks up the Aggro from any of the units that have gotten in. She narrowly dodges a PORE CANNON, but the Aqua Veil buff given to her helped a ton in soaking up damage! She keeps to basic attacks for now.*

*BLOODHOUND dodges all attacks aimed at him!*

Bloodhound: MEN! GET OFF OF NIDHOGG!

*All of the FIREMEN leap below, intentionally this time, and without casualty due to fall damage (though some die very quickly thereafter from your units). No more FIREMEN spawn on NIDHOGG's back...Something's up.*

[Sir Sivelos]

((Huh… Well then. Apoph, u ded.))

*DARK CHAOS smirks as he summons a couple more CHAOS SERVANTS to keep all of you busy. Meanwhile, he speeds past TAZZ, SIVELOS, and the ELDER SOULS… His evasion is quite high, so he nimbly avoids almost all attacks aimed towards him. However, an ARROW OF LIGHT strikes him square in the stomach… LC then flying-tackles DC, sending them both toppling onto the ground.*

Dark Chaos: You! How dare you!?

Light Chaos: I will not let you kill the Black! You have already caused enough destruction!

Dark Chaos: Tch… Very well. I'll deal with you and be on my way… I have no time for fools like you!

*LIGHT CHAOS vs. DARK CHAOS! As these two are quite powerful (looking more at DC), it's best to avoid these two as they fight… You may get one-shot as collateral. DC summons more CHAOS SERVANTS to deal with the rest of you.*

[VeloJello]

*VELO moves herself and her LEGENDS away from NIDHOGG and sends them after BLOODHOUND and the CHAOS SERVANTS. VELO herself sets off a barrage of SHRAPNEL SHARDS around BLOODHOUND. Stars explode around him; dodging all of the shards of flying light is nigh impossible.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS remembers he has his BOSSMONs in his Pokémon Cache. He promptly releases them onto the RaGNaK.*

*Meanwhile, LC and DC are duking it out. As you'd expect, it's not really going anywhere. They're polar opposites, so they're on equal footing.*